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NinjaCraft: Where Even the Creepers Bow to Honor

Advanced, Amenities, bathroom, bow, convenience, CREEPERS, culture, design, efficiency, Facilities, forward thinking, futuristic, gender equality, Honor, innovation, Japan, MODERN, NinjaCraft, progress, restroom, society, Technology, Urinals, Women

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ores Mined:	7672
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! We’ve got unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got urinals for women because why should guys have all the fun? And our lava parkour course will have you sweating more than a pig in a sauna. Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

DreamCraft: Where Creepers Wear Top Hats and Pigs Fly!

Abnormal, atheism, BIZARRE, CREEPERS, dream, DreamCraft, FANTASY, Fly, hats, imagination, Metaphysical, Mind, odd, peculiar, Pigs, Race, Sleep, spirituality, strange, subconscious, surreal, Tears, Top, Unconscious, UNUSUAL, vision, wear

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4284
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	420
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Buildings Constructed:	31
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Dimension Hops:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dreams come alive…literally! Ever wanted to race against a pack of wild tares while debating the existence of atheism? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic races through enchanted forests filled with tares that are faster than lightning. And don’t forget to engage in heated debates about atheism with fellow players as you navigate through treacherous terrain.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where you can uncover ancient relics and mysterious artifacts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you down there?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious experiences of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SkinnyBlockz: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

body image, body positivity, body shaming, Confidence, CREEPERS, diet, fat acceptance, fat phobia, fat shaming, fat stigma, N-no fatties, peer pressure, self esteem, self-acceptance, sexual experience, size discrimination, SkinnyBlockz, societal expectations, societal standards, VIRGINITY, virginity loss, virginity stigma, weight discrimination

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7215
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe! We don’t allow any fatties because our virtual world can’t handle the extra weight. Plus, who needs extra baggage when you’re trying to build the ultimate blocky empire?

Join us for a chance to lose your Minecraft virginity in the most epic way possible. Our server is filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

So what are you waiting for? Leave those fatties behind and come join us for the ride of a lifetime. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again.

CraftyFrustration: Where breaking blocks is therapeutic and rage-inducing at the same time!

age gap, Alternative, blocks, Boundaries, BREAKING, coping, CraftyFrustration, desire, Domination, family, FANTASY, Frustrated, Help, illegal, inner conflict, mental health, pet play, rageinducing, seeking advice, step-niece, Struggle, taboo, temptation, Therapeutic, Therapy, Time

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1641
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	New Chunks Explored:	244801

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all your weird fantasies and desires! Need to distract yourself from wanting to be your step-niece’s pet? Look no further, our server is filled with endless adventures and distractions to keep your mind off of those illegal thoughts. Join us now and let’s build some virtual worlds together, because let’s face it, your step-niece would probably dominate you in Minecraft too!

HandshakeCraft: Where citizenship is earned one shake at a time!

citizenship, citizenship application, citizenship benefits, citizenship ceremony, citizenship interview, citizenship laws, citizenship oath, citizenship obligations, citizenship process, citizenship requirements, citizenship responsibilities, citizenship rights, citizenship test, cultural integration, cultural norms, customs, EARNED, handshake, HandshakeCraft, immigration, naturalization, SHAKE, social etiquette, Time

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7330
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Are you tired of having to shake hands with strangers just to become a citizen in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all you have to do is build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks to gain citizenship! That’s right, no more awkward handshakes or small talk, just good old-fashioned block building.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden llama temple, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where handshakes are a thing of the past and llamas rule the land. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Unicornchads R Us: Where Minecraft Dreams Come to Die

BETRAYAL, Betrayed, bros, Corrupted, Deception, Die, Disappointment, disbelief, dreams, false idol, forgiveness, healing, Idol, loyalty, Manipulation, Minecraft, Recover, Redemption, SAVIOR, Self Discovery, shock, Trust, Unicornchads

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4424
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	9574	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	22

Are you tired of being betrayed by false idols? Come join our Minecraft server where the only idol you need is the almighty Creeper! Our server is protected by the explosive power of Creeper gods, ensuring that no false idols can corrupt us. Join us and worship the true rulers of Minecraft – the Creepers! Plus, rumor has it that if you offer enough TNT sacrifices, you may even summon the legendary Herobrine himself! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us today!

Minecraft Mayhem: Helldivers 2.0 – Digging Deeper into the LOLz!

action, aliens, battle, BILLIONS MUST DIVE, Challenging, Combat, Cooperative, Deeper, Digging, explosions, futuristic, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, INTENSE, lolz, MAYHEM, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Sci Fi, Space, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Top-down Shooter, War, weapons

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5795
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	670	Secret Passages Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, get ready for the craziest adventure of your life on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because BILLIONS MUST DIVE into the depths of our server to uncover the hidden treasures and secrets that lie beneath!

Rumor has it that there is a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players can find it and claim the legendary loot that awaits them. Will you be one of the chosen few to discover this mythical realm?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, where you can ride through loops and twists at breakneck speeds while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to get your heart racing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Remember, BILLIONS MUST DIVE, and you don’t want to miss out on all the insanity and hilarity that awaits you!

CraftyBeerCraft – where we brew the best pixels and hops in Minecraft!

alcohol, ALE, Beer, best beer, Beverage, Brew, Brewery, cheers, craft beer, CraftyBeerCraft, created, DELICIOUS, drink, Faggots, fight me, HOPPY, Hops, lager, malt, Minecraft, picrel, pixels, Refreshing, Tasty

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9111
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic beer you’ll ever taste – Picrel! This beer is so legendary, it will make you a PvP master in no time. Drink it and watch as your enemies tremble in fear at your newfound skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what crazy critter will pop up next.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, our server is the place to be. Test your skills in our insane parkour courses, where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava. But hey, at least you’ll go out in style!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when it comes to Picrel beer, don’t mess with the best!

BlockyBanter – Crafting Chaos with Creepers #5144

4koma, assault, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, BlockyBanter, blue archive, Chaos, Circles, clubs, Commissions, CONTENT, Crafting, CREEPERS, Defense, Events, Friends, Fury of Set, General Student Council, Global, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Heavy Armor, Holdingthebag, hot spring, indoors, Joint Firing Drill, jp, LIMITED, Manga, Mission, News, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, set, Shibasaki Ramen, shorts, Side Content, task, Torment

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6461
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to battle Gregorius in an intense indoor showdown! Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Torment – Heavy Armor champion? Only the bravest players dare to find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where you can work part-time at Shibasaki Ramen and guide customers to their delicious bowls of noodles. Who knew being a ramen guide could be so thrilling?

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, join the Joint Firing Drill and break through the toughest challenges with your friends. Trust us, the rewards are worth the insanity!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even encounter a hot spring with Shigure and her crew. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

The Fabulous Creeper Club: Where even the model-tier gay dude wants to blow up your mind!

attraction, average girls, BLOW, club, Communication, Confidence, creeper, DATING, dude, Fabulous, Gay, gay dude, hookup culture, LGBTQ, Masculinity, messages, Mind, model-tier, modeltier, online dating, rejection, rejection sensitivity, self esteem, sexual orientation, Sexuality, social dynamics

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchantments Applied:	174	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Are you tired of being ignored by average girls? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, even model-tier gay dudes want to blow you! That’s right, our community is so inclusive and welcoming that everyone, regardless of their orientation, is eager to interact with you. So why waste time messaging those average girls when you can join our server and have model-tier gay dudes lining up to blow you? It’s a no-brainer, really. Join now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience!