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Unity of Wagies 1.21.1

1.21.1, American pride, broken bodies, Dedication, determination, euthanized, hard work, life sucking, love working, Minds.., neet menace, neets, Parasitic, real Americans, running this country, serve our country, sweat, sweat pledge, Unity, wagies, Wagies United, work ethic, workers

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8174
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Star Shards Collected:	52
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the ultimate wage slave community! We work hard, we play hard, and we don’t take any crap from those lazy neets. On our server, you’ll experience the thrill of breaking blocks and building empires, all while upholding the sacred sweat pledge. Say goodbye to those parasitic neets and hello to a life of hard work and determination. Join us, and together we will conquer the virtual world one brick at a time!

Crazy Craft Inn

assassin business, Bad Boy Edition, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Craft, crazy, Cytube channel, Demons, Downloads, episodes, fanfic recordings, FICS, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, INN, loona, millie, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, shorts, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	648
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63	Dragons Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Yo yo yo, welcome to the Bad Boy Edition Minecraft server! We got demons, princesses, and assassins running wild in Hell. Join us as we try to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in the kingdom. Build your own hotel or start your own assassin business with your demon crew. Check out the Hazbin Hotel pilot and Helluva Boss episodes for some crazy inspiration. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now and let’s raise some hell together! Server link: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-server/ #BadBoyEdition #MinecraftMadness

RentCraft Server

arrangement, Boyfriend, coown.., Costs, daycare, family, Financial, Kids, living costs, Mother, PRESSURE, Property, Rent, rental value, RentCraft, Server, sister, Struggle, Support, temporary, work-life balance

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8471
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even soap operas can’t compete with.

Picture this: a property owned by a 34-year-old queen bee, her 71-year-old mother, a 1.5-year-old prince, and a 31-year-old fiancé. But wait, there’s more! The queen bee’s 38-year-old sister and her two kids are living in a granny flat on the property, paying only 50% of the rent value. Drama ensues when the sister’s 27-year-old boyfriend moves in, working full-time while she decides to go part-time for that sweet work/life balance.

But that’s not all – the queen bee is feeling the pressure as costs grow, with her partner taking on weekend work and the baby possibly going to daycare more often. Will she ask her sister and her boyfriend to pay more rent? Only time will tell on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server!

Join us now for a chance to witness the craziest family dynamics and build your own virtual paradise in the midst of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

ToetagEmpathyGone

birthday trip, boundary setting, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Empathy, family dynamics, financial disagreements, Gaslighting, hurt toe, lack of appreciation, personal growth, pet care, relationship issues, self reflection, self-care, ToetagEmpathyGone, toxic behavior

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	551
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Animals Bred:	89
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life relationships! Join us for a fun and relaxing time filled with building, exploring, and mining – without any toxic behavior.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any stubbed toes or drunken outbursts. Instead, you can focus on creating the perfect virtual world for yourself and your friends. No more arguments over who should have bought the Christmas gifts or whose dog chewed whose boot – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

So come join us on this server and leave all the relationship drama behind. Who needs a boyfriend who can’t handle a little toe stubbing when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself? Build to your heart’s content and never worry about someone blaming you for losing their shorts again. It’s time to walk away from the drama and start crafting your own adventure on our server.

LifeLessonsMinecraftSMP

Adversity, Challenges, Experience, growth, hard way, life advice, life experience, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, life struggles, LifeLessonsMinecraftSMP, MISTAKES, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5611
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more. The admins are actually aliens from outer space who communicate through interpretive dance. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking llama. Yeah, you heard me right, a TALKING LLAMA.

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant game of capture the flag with flying pigs and exploding sheep? It’s wild, man. So if you want to experience the most insane, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life, you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

MineLifeMaxed

enjoying life, Life, life fulfillment, life optimization, life purpose, life satisfaction, living a content life, living a fulfilling life, living a happy life, living a joyful life, living a meaningful life, living a purposeful life, living a rich life, living a satisfying life, living fully, living intentionally, living to the fullest., making the most out of every moment, maximizing life, MineLifeMaxed, seizing the day

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6793
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the key to unlocking the ultimate LOLZ in your gaming experience! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you navigate through our one-of-a-kind world filled with surprises around every corner.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” or the “Pig Racing Championships.” And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you can win rare items like the elusive “Diamond-Encrusted Potato.”

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living life to the fullest in the most hilarious way possible! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BorderlandsCraft

Allies, Arctic region, BorderlandsCraft, Diplomacy, disagreement, european union, foreign policy, France, germany, global affairs, Greenland, international relations, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Politics, reactions, sovereign borders, Statements, territorial disputes, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	952
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Holy Grails Found:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we build walls around Greenland to protect our sovereign borders from Trump and his crazy ideas. we have a secret alliance with France and Germany to keep the peace and stop any orange-haired presidents from messing with our virtual world. come join us for some blocky fun and political intrigue!

GeneCraft: SP1 vs KLF5 Battle

177, Accelerate, battle, BELIEF, Cancer, Challenging, Fuel, GeneCraft, Genes, greatly, identify, key, KLF5, long-held, mechanisms, metastasis, scientists, SP1, Specific, suppress, Types, vary

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4858
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

so, like, this server is like a crazy lab experiment gone wrong, man. we got 177 genes that are fueling some wild cancer metastasis, like whoa. and get this, we got these 2 key genes, SP1 and KLF5, causing all sorts of chaos. SP1 is like speeding up the metastasis, while KLF5 is trying to keep it in check. it’s like a battle of the genes, dude.

and get this, scientists used to think that metastasis was different for each type of cancer, but not on this server, man. here, it’s all mixed up and crazy. you never know what’s gonna happen next. it’s like a rollercoaster ride of cancer cells and genes, but in a totally fun and wacky way.

so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s gonna keep you on your toes and make you laugh at the same time, then come join us. who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about cancer genetics along the way. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Buy sell… Minecraft server

Adventure, Buy, Community, Economy, Gaming, marketplace, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pixelart, RPG, Sell, Server, Shop, Survival, Trading, Virtual Goods

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2373
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Divine Spears Created:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61

I’ll sell, but I won’t buy…

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Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

#exciting, 1.20.2, 30 minutes, airing soon, Ameku Takao, Anime, Character development, Cliffhanger, countdown, crime solving, detective, investigation, japanese, must watch, Mystery, mystic, new episode, plot twist, Quest, Realm, Suiri Karte, Suspense, Thriller, tv show

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3611
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	805050
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have a new episode airing in just 30 minutes! And let me tell you, it’s gonna be LIT AF!

I heard they have the craziest builds, the most epic PvP battles, and the friendliest community ever! Plus, rumor has it that there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it!