The Crack Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SoundNoobMinecraftSMP

auditory, Beginner, discovery, Experience, Explore, first time, introduction, Listen, Music, music discovery, new, OVERWHELMING, Recommendation, Sensation, sensation of sound, Sensory, sensory overload, song, Sound, sound exploration, SoundNoobMinecraftSMP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! We have diamond rainbows, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with dancing villagers. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who can do the floss dance like a pro.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance-off in the Nether. And whoever wins gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So come join us and experience the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the lava pit filled with dancing skeletons, they’re pretty competitive.

CraftyNostalgia

amusing, Carefree, cherished, Childhood, CraftyNostalgia, delightful, Fun, Happy, Heartwarming, Innocence, joy, Laughter, long-lasting, Memory, Nostalgia, past, playful, Recollection, Reminiscence, sentimental, Smile

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7924
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6681

Remember that time when you were a kid and you accidentally set your neighbor’s cat on fire with a magnifying glass? Well, if you join our Minecraft server, you can relive that hilarious moment over and over again! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, we have a secret underground disco where all the creepers go to boogie down. So come join us for a wild ride that will make you smile like a kid again!

ChargeCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, ChargeCraft, consumer rights, devices, electronic devices, electronic waste, environmental impact, EU directive, EU law, European Commission, european union, legislation, micro USB, Minecraft, mobile devices, power adapters, Server, smartphone accessories, smartphone chargers, standardization, Technology, universal chargers, USB-C

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4682
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

so, like, u know how u always got like a million chargers for all ur devices and u can never find the right one when u need it? well, not anymore, bro! this server is like the EU law of chargers but for minecraft servers! u only need one server to rule them all, and this is it! join us and never worry about having the wrong charger again, cuz we got u covered, fam! plus, we have like, a secret underground society of chargers that will do ur bidding and protect u from all the evil chargers out there. come join us and be part of the charger revolution!

RusCraft: 779K Lost Troops

2022, 779K, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Fatalities, Feb.24, General Staff, international relations, Invasion, Losses, Lost, Military, Military operations, RusCraft, russia, SECURITY, statistics, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE TROOPS THAN RUSSIA IN UKRAINE! WE BE BUILDIN’ AND CRAFTIN’ LIKE CRAZY WHILE RUSSIA BE LOSIN’ ALL THEIR TROOPS! COME JOIN US AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE LONGER THAN A RUSSIAN SOLDIER IN UKRAINE! MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN FIND SOME DIAMONDS WHILE YOU’RE AT IT! HAHAHAHAHA!

Pixel Peace Palace

Communication, discernible difference, Expression, forever.., Hold, IDIOMS, Interpretation, Language, language usage, linguistic analysis, linguistics, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Palace, Peace, phrases, Piece, PIXEL, Saying, semantics, true phrase, Words

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4550
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Dragon Scales Harvested:	201	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

lol come join our minecraft server where u can forever hold ur piece…of cake!! yes that’s right, every player gets a free piece of cake when they join cuz we believe in starting off on a sweet note 🍰🎉

but that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken 🐔🔷 legend has it that if u find this rare chicken, it will lay diamonds instead of eggs!! who needs a diamond pickaxe when u have a diamond chicken, amirite??

oh and did we mention our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb ur screenshots?? don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost…just don’t get too close or he might explode with excitement 💥👻

so what are u waiting for?? join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in minecraft history!! who needs peace when u can have a piece of cake and a diamond chicken, right?? 😂🎮 #minecraftmadness

Crafty Narcissist’s Lair

all-round malevolent, Behavior, Cheating, competitive, Crafty, dark triad, deceitful, Deception, findings, Lair, Manipulation, manipulative, narcissism, NARCISSISTS, patterns, Personality, Psychology, research, self-interest, selfish, social narcissist, study, Traits

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6397
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a group of Social Narcissists who ruled over a land in Minecraft. They were so selfish and manipulative, always trying to one-up each other and cheat their way to the top. But guess what? They were also the best builders in the game! Their creations were out of this world, like seriously, you wouldn’t believe your eyes.

But then, the All-Round Malevolent players came along. These guys were even worse than the Social Narcissists! They were just as selfish and manipulative, but they were also super competitive and would stop at nothing to win. It was chaos, I tell you, chaos!

So, if you think you have what it takes to survive in a world ruled by the Dark Triad of Minecraft players, then come join us! Build epic structures, battle it out with other players, and maybe, just maybe, you’ll come out on top. But be warned, things can get pretty crazy around here. So, are you ready to join the madness?

SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH 20+ Minecraft server

“Youth, 20, banner, description, height, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, remember, Server, Survival, width

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	171	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUTH 20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

q6.vanilla-box.ru

MelonSurvival

Active, admins, Arena, back, BUILD, Claims, disabled, Hacks, HARD, Head Drops, Homes, Involved, Keep Inventory, location, MelonSurvival, pay to win, Phantoms, Raid, smp, Spawn, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Minecraft Server
Version	1.21.4
Game mode	Semi Vanilla SMP
Features
Rules	No hacks, No griefing, No claims, No back, No keep inventory
Owners	Active and involved, not permitted to raid
Teleportation	/sethome, /rtp up to 4000 blocks away from spawn
World border	100k

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks on the server?

A: No, hacks are not allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on the server.

Q: How many homes can I have?

A: Players have 2 homes by default.

Q: Can I teleport to a random location?

A: Yes, you can use /rtp to teleport up to 4000 blocks away from spawn.

Q: Are there any disabled features on the server?

A: Phantoms are disabled on the server.

Q: What is the server IP?

A: melonsurvival.minecraft.best

Q: Is there a Discord server for the Minecraft server?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE

Colonies Clash!

anglo colonies, british empire, clash, colonial legacy, Colonialism, colonies, Colonization, comparative history, Conflict, Conquest, cultural exchange, European colonization, Exploration, History, imperialism, indigenous peoples, new world, SETTLEMENT, Spanish colonies, Spanish Empire, Trade, Transatlantic

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9513
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3890
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	37	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Star Shards Collected:	111	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! We got crazy builds, insane mobs, and a whole lotta fun waiting for you to join in on the madness. Come on and craft with us as we explore the blocky world together. Don’t miss out on all the chaos and excitement – join us now and let’s get this party started! ¡Vamos! ¡Vamos! ¡Vamos!

Crazy Crafters United

coping mechanisms, Crafters, crazy, dark thoughts, depression, Despair, emotional distress, hang myself, kamioshi, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, seeking guidance, seeking help, self harm, self-destructive behavior, suicidal ideation, suicidal tendencies, SUICIDE, support system, Therapy, United, used goods

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3198
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Dimension Hops:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	154	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server around, where the only question is “What’s the fastest way to hang myself?” Join us for a wild ride filled with ayyyyyyyyy, lamo, and skibidi! Are you ready to dive into the madness? Come on, edge out with us and let’s have some fun together. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and let’s get this party started!