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MILcraft: Banhammer Edition

acceptance, Banhammer, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Edition, family, Guilt, Homophobia, in-laws, love, loyalty, Manipulation, Marriage, MILcraft, relationships, Respect, Support, toxic behavior, Understanding

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2114	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s visit? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, passive-aggressive comments, and unexpected alliances.

Experience the thrill of standing up to your virtual mother-in-law as she tries to sabotage your Minecraft marriage. Will you ban her from your virtual home or will you let her tear your pixelated relationship apart? The choice is yours!

But beware, just like in real life, family drama on this server can get intense. Will you have the support of your virtual husband, or will he be torn between you and his overbearing virtual mom? Only time will tell on this rollercoaster of emotions.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs diamonds when you have family drama to mine through?

NudeCraft: Just Block It!

acceptance, BLOCK, body image, body positivity, clothing optional, comfort, cultural norms, freedom, individual rights, Liberation, modesty, NudeCraft, nudity, personal boundaries, public nudity, self-confidence, Self-expression, shame, social norms, societal expectations, societal rules, taboo

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5367
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Secret Passages Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Dragon Scales Harvested:	325
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being naked is not only acceptable, it’s encouraged! Imagine roaming the pixelated lands in your birthday suit, feeling the breeze on your blocky skin. Why wear armor when you can flaunt your pixel-perfect physique?

Join us for the wildest adventures in Minecraft history. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs all while in the buff. Don’t worry, our server is protected by a magical force field that only allows nudity within its borders. So strip down, let loose, and embrace your inner nudist!

But beware, rumors say that a legendary naked warrior roams the server, challenging anyone who dares to challenge his commando ways. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim the title of the ultimate naked warrior?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let it all hang out!

Venomous Bug Breeders

bioengineering, Breeders, bug, disease transmission, entomology, female lifespan, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, insect control, insect population control, insect-specific venom proteins, male insects, mating, mosquitoes, public health, reproductive biology, research, scientists, Semen, Toxic Male Technique, vector-borne diseases, Venomous

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9445
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	394	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Runes Activated:	0

join our server for a wild ride like no other! we got scientists doin’ some crazy stuff like makin’ male insects shoot venom proteins in their semen. it’s like a toxic male technique on steroids, man! when these bugs mate, the females lose their minds and can’t spread disease no more. it’s like a bug soap opera up in here! come join the madness and see what other wacky experiments we got goin’ on. you won’t be disappointed, trust me!

Pixel Jigz and Jigs 1.20.2

#carpentry, 1.20.2, complete jigs, Crafting, Creative, diy, Fun, Handmade, hobby, jig making, jig templates, Jiggers, jiggie, jigs, Jigz, make jigs, PIXEL, Projects, Sfw, Tools, TwioFf266, woodworking, woodworking tools

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	893
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	490
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a freakin’ jigsaw puzzle paradise up in here! And not just any jigs, we’re talkin’ about the most mind-bending, brain-melting jigs you’ve ever seen!

I’m talking jigs that will make you question your existence, jigs that will make you question reality itself! And the best part? You get to complete these jigs with a whole bunch of other crazy peeps just like you!

So what are you waiting for? Come on down to this server and get ready to have your mind blown as you piece together the most epic jigs of all time! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Pixel Boob AI Detection

ai, Artificial Intelligence, boob, breast cancer, cancer research, DETECTION, detection rate, diagnostic tools, digital health, early detection, false positives, Healthcare, healthcare innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical imaging, medical technology, oncology, PIXEL, Precision medicine, Radiology, screenings, study

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2526
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Void Armor Forged:	14

join our epic minecraft server for the most lit gaming experience of your life!!! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly found a diamond block with a secret message written on it. the message said “join this server and you will find endless treasures and epic adventures!” so the player followed the message and BOOM, they were transported to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and unlimited diamonds. but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the rarest mobs you will ever encounter, like the legendary chickenzilla and the elusive creeper king. not to mention, our community is filled with the funniest and friendliest players you will ever meet. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let the craziness begin!

White Space Odyssey 1.20.4

1.20.4, Ancestry, Background, biracial, Caucasian, cultural heritage, Diversity, ethnicity, ethnicity pride, European, family heritage, heritage, Identity, Italian, Italian-American, Mediterranean, mixed race, multicultural, Nationality, odyssey, racial identity, Space, White

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5435
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Lol join dis Minecraft server cuz we got spaghetti blocks instead of bricks! Imagine building a house outta pasta, mama mia! Plus, all da mobs speak with Italian accents, it’s like playing Minecraft in da old country. So come on down and let’s-a-go!

melio

Adventure, backgrounds, Builder, common sense, Community, Discord, Events, Explorer, handbook, INCLUSIVE, Market District, Melio, Minigames, Origins, Paper, Region, Respect, Simple, smp, Survival, technical player, Trust, Website

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2571
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	449	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Melios Minecraft Server

Server Type	Whitelisted, survival
Version	Java 1.21.1
Plugins	Minimal
Focus	Playing together as a community
Region	West US

Highlights:

NO teleportation, landclaims, SlimeFun, McMMO, etc.
Events and minigames every month
Custom world generation with TerraformGenerator plugin
Simple rules and trust system

Overview:

Join our chill community-focused server with a custom world generation and regular events. Play together, build together, and explore together!

Interested?

Apply through our Discord for whitelist access. Applications are reviewed within the same day.

Visit our website and handbook at meliosmp.com

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Apply through our Discord for whitelist access.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	We operate on a trust system with minimal rules. Use common sense and respect others.
Can I participate in events and minigames?	Yes, we host events monthly for all players to enjoy.
Is there any specific playstyle encouraged on the server?	All playstyles are welcome, whether you’re a builder, explorer, or technical player.

IndieCraft Central 1.20.1

1.20.1, biggest indies, central, ferrets, Flip, haha, indie vtubers, IndieCraft, live streams, Logo, Mint, OP Template, Oshi, Shill, Swarm, Thread, thread archives, Viewers, Vod channels, vsj, VT, Vtubers, Wordcloud creator

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2542
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Yo, bros and broettes! Ever wanted to chill with the biggest indie vtubers in the Minecraft universe? Well, look no further than our server! We only accept the thiccest vtubers with 1000 viewers or more, so no weak sauce allowed here. Join us for some epic streams, wordcloud shenanigans, and even some ferrets because why the heck not? Forget the normies, come hang with the BIG boys and girls. Previous threads? We don’t need ’em, we’re too busy living in the moment. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join the chaos!

LockdownCraft SMP – Quarantine & Mine!

Community safety, Covid-19, Economy, essential services, global crisis, government response, healthcare system, Impact, LockdownCraft, mental health, Opinions, pandemic, potential lockdown, public health, Quarantine, remote work, restrictions, schools closing, smp, social distancing, stay-at-home orders, Thoughts

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5617
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

OMG guys, like forget about the lockdown, come join our EPIC Minecraft SMP instead! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and Netherite blocks, like you won’t believe it! And our admin is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to fight for us, it’s totally insane!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow up stuff for fun, and a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese! Plus, we have weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples, like how crazy is that?!

So yeah, forget about the boring lockdown and come join our wacky Minecraft SMP for the time of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something, lololol.

NoFriendsCraft

activities, Boredom, creativity, drawing, Free Time, hobbies, introspection, learning, lonely, meditation, mindfulness, NoFriendsCraft, Productive, reading, Reflection, Relaxation, School, self improvement, self-care, Solo, Writing

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3034
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Farms Harvested:	870
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Tired of being a loner in school with no friends to hang out with during free class? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to suffer through awkwardly sitting alone again. Our server is filled with friendly players who are always down to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and maybe even start a virtual dance party in the town square. Who needs real-life friends when you can have a whole community of blocky buddies to chill with? So come on, join us and say goodbye to boredom in free class forever!