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FlySucksButNoMosqs

ANNOYING, fly bites, fly control, fly extermination, fly infestation, fly prevention, fly problem, fly repellent, FlySucksButNoMosqs, house flies, house mosquitos, insect control, insects, mosquito bites, mosquito control, mosquito extermination, mosquito infestation, mosquito prevention, mosquito problem, mosquito repellent, Pests

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2804
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Mines Excavated:	4068	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

So, like, you know how house flies are, like, super annoying and stuff? well, on this server, we don’t have house flies, but we do have house mosquitos! but don’t worry, they’re, like, totally chill and won’t bother you while you’re building your epic creations.

join our server for the thrill of dodging virtual mosquitos while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. it’s like a survival game, but with a twist! plus, our mosquitos are, like, super cute and will totally become your new best friends.

so, like, come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the mosquitos are friendly and the adventures are endless. who knew getting bit by a mosquito could be so much fun?

PixelPrincess Minecraft Server

Asian girls, beauty standards, cultural diversity, cultural expectations, Dating in Japan, Diversity, east asian women, gender equality, Gender Roles, girls in japan, Individuality, Japanese culture, japanese girls, Minecraft, modern society, PixelPrincess, relationships, Server, societal norms, societal pressure, Stereotypes, traditional values, women in japan

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1512
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Animals Bred:	105	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with creepers and zombies? Well, look no further because our server is home to a rare breed of Japanese girls who are as elusive as the Ender Dragon! These girls are not only skilled builders and redstone wizards, but they also have the power to summon cute anime creatures to help you in your quests.

Join our server and you might just stumble upon a kawaii girl in a maid outfit building a pixel art shrine to her favorite anime character. Or maybe you’ll encounter a ninja girl who can disappear into thin air and leave a trail of cherry blossoms in her wake.

But be warned, these girls are not to be underestimated. They have mastered the art of PvP and will take you down with their diamond swords faster than you can say “kawaii desu ne!”

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world, come join us and experience the magic of Japanese girls in blocky form. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a pixelated waifu!

AnonCraft Server: Would You Rather?

AnonCraft, Anons, art degree, Black, Caretaker, children, dyed hair, family, Fatherless, girl, hate, Housewife, Kids, Marry, mentally ill, Morals, racist board, Religious, Server, tiktok, virginal, White, zoomerette

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6580
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Buildings Constructed:	39	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Love Letters Sent:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and choose your path to love and chaos! Will you marry a religious, virginal girl with morals who is ready to be a housewife and caretaker for children, but she’s mentally ill and her family will hate you? Or will you marry a zoomerette with dyed hair, an art degree, mental illness, and a TikTok account she posts on every day, who doesn’t want kids and has dated three men before you?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even the blocks have personalities! You’ll never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get into next. From block parties to block drama, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and see just how wild and wacky Minecraft can truly be. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places (or blocks)!

Stepmom vs. Kids Minecraft Server

adult children, aita, blended family, communication breakdown, criticism, family dynamics, Family Values, financial restrictions, fulfillment, grandparenting, household habits, Kids, Minecraft, my wife, parental responsibilities, personal growth, prioritized above children, relationship issues, Server, step-parenting, stepmom, Support

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4696
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Void Gems Collected:	24
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mines Excavated:	1309
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

“Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize family drama over everything else! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of balancing a wife who thinks she’s the queen bee and adult children who still need support.

Build your own virtual family and see if you can navigate through domestic habits, financial restrictions, and the decline of intimacy. Will you choose to prioritize your spouse or your kids? Will you be able to maintain a peaceful household while also exploring the vast world of Minecraft?

Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and excitement right here on our server? Join now and see if you can survive the ultimate family showdown in the world of blocks and pixels!”

GraduationGriefGone

achievement, achievement recognition, biomedical science, cousin drama, emotional response, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, Family Support, feeling dismissed, feeling overlooked, first generation doctor, Graduation, graduation importance, GraduationGriefGone, hard work, hurt feelings, veterinary science, wedding conflicts

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9752
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Towns Built:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1745
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Zombie Dances:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34

Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is not allowed, unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Speaking of drama, have you ever wanted to escape family drama like the one described above? Well, look no further, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to build your castle with!

Join us and let out all your frustrations by building the most extravagant and ridiculous structures you can think of. Need to blow off some steam? Take it out on those pesky creepers and zombies that roam the land. And don’t worry, we won’t schedule any weddings on the day of your virtual graduation ceremony, because we understand the importance of celebrating your achievements in style!

So come on over and join our wacky world of Minecraft madness, where the only family you need is your fellow players who will always have your back, even when you accidentally blow up your own house with TNT. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SkyTimerCraft

ALARM, Apocalyptic, Chaos, countdown, Crisis, Decision making, fear, giant timer, impending doom., Panic, Quick Thinking, reaction, SKY, SkyTimerCraft, stress, surreal, Survival, time limit, Time management, unexpected, Urgency

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3375
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Animals Bred:	194
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Picture this: you log in and suddenly, a giant 5-minute timer appears in the sky, counting down to who knows what! Will it be a meteor shower? Will it rain diamonds? Will a giant chicken spawn and start a dance party? The possibilities are endless!

Join our server for the thrill of never knowing what crazy event will happen next. One time, a player dug a hole and found a secret underground disco filled with dancing creepers. Another time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them super speed for an hour.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pig King, a pig riding a dragon who grants wishes to those who can defeat him in a bacon-eating contest. And let’s not forget about the infamous Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but carrots and determination.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of unpredictable events, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter. Just remember, when the timer hits zero, anything can happen!

Lawyers vs. Paychecks

attorney salaries, discrimination, equality, Fairness, income disparity, INEQUALITY, Justice, law, Lawyers, legal fees, legal industry, legal profession, legal representation, legal services, Legal System, paychecks, salary gap, social justice, socioeconomic status, wage inequality

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7237
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	338
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Villages Defended:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the law is like, totally wack? well, do i have the place for u! our server is run by a bunch of crazy lawyers who are always arguing about who gets the biggest paycheck. u can join in on the fun and maybe even become the top lawyer in the land! trust me, it’s a wild ride full of lawsuits, crazy court cases, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t ask how they happen, just roll with it). so come on down and join our server, where the law is anything but equal!

IndieCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

ASP, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, ducks, indie, indie vtubers, IndieCraft, koikatsu cards, large indies global, Minecraft, OC material, Server, Swarm, tiermaker, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Ultimate, upcoming birthdays, vod archival guide, vrt, vsj, VT, Vtubers, youtube equivalent

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	189
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Villages Defended:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2250	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server out there! This server is like the VIP section of indie vtubers, where only the coolest and most elite players hang out. We’re talking about vtubers with at least 500 viewers, because we don’t mess around with those 2view peasants.

Join us if you want to shill your 499view oshi, because we believe in giving everyone a chance to shine. And don’t worry, even if your favorite vtuber is a corpo, as long as they haven’t hit that 1000 CCV mark, they’re welcome here.

Check out our /lig/ Numbers website to see who’s on top, and our Twitch Clips Guide for all the best moments. Plus, we have a VOD Archive, Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEX, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP) because we celebrate our vtubers like they’re royalty.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of indie vtuber madness. Who knows, you might even run into a duck or two along the way. And remember, on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it.

NahCraft: The Happening Minecraft Server

#venting, ANNOYING, art, autism, avatarfags, b.., blogposts, board culture, cat pictures, get along., global rules, gossip, Happening, Happenings, head canons, Minecraft, Moderators, MOTDoink oink, MSPaint comics, Nah, NahCraft, Not a Happening Thread, official /nah/, personal complaints, pork flavor edition, Q&A, Server, site meta, thread theme, Trash, User-generated content, voting results, yoga tips

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6206
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Emeralds Found:	6913	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Welcome to the most porktastic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Join us at /nah/ Not a Happening Thread:pork flavor edition for a wild ride of craziness and chaos.

What is /nah/? It’s like if /b/ and /qa/ had a baby, but that baby was raised by /trash/ and turned into a meme-loving maniac.

What can you do on /nah/? Gossip, complain, share your weirdest head canons, draw homoerotic MSPaint comics about the moderators – the sky’s the limit!

Important links include voting results for mutual independence (because who doesn’t love a good vote?), yoga tips (because even Minecraft players need to stay zen), and funny cat pictures (because why not?).

Remember, on /nah/ you’re free to be as annoying as you want, just don’t break the global rules of /trash/ – getting banned here would be the ultimate embarrassment!

So come join us on /nah/ and let your inner pork-loving, meme-creating, chaos-causing self shine! Oink oink, motherporkers!

GroceryGriefer420

budgeting, Communication Issues, control freak, financial strain, food poisoning, food preferences, food preparation, Food Safety, food sharing, food storage, groceries, grocery shopping, GroceryGriefer420, household expenses, living situation, meal planning, meal sharing, personal boundaries, rent payment, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	635	Potions Brewed:	116
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magic Items Found:	2580
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mines Excavated:	4164	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t get food poisoning from our virtual meals! Join us and escape the drama of defrosting disasters and control freak cooks. Our virtual world is filled with endless possibilities and no one will force you to eat questionable defrosted food.

Imagine a place where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone defrosting shrimp next to your crafting table. Dive into our server and leave the real world behind, where you won’t have to argue about food safety or spend $600 on questionable meat.

So come join us and let’s build a world where defrosting on the counter is just a distant memory. Who needs real groceries when you can feast on virtual blocks and pixels? Don’t be an AITA, be a Minecraft master on our server!