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PlanetHack Minecraft Server

cyber espionage, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breach, DATA DUMP, data security, digital security, digital warfare, government hacking, Hack The Planet, HACKING, Information Security, internet security, iran, Minecraft, online attacks, online hacking, online privacy, PlanetHack, political hacking, Server, Trump Campaign

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8313
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting hacked is Trump’s campaign! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the virtual world, dodging political scandals and uncovering secret plots. Will Iran dump all their secrets on the internet before we uncover the truth? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss out on all the chaos and hilarity that ensues on our server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s dig into some outrageous adventures together!

IRLProSMP: BlockBuddies Minecraft SMP

aspirations, athletes, BlockBuddies, childhood dreams, childhood memories, Competition, Experience, Friends, games, IRLProSMP, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, playmates, professional athletes, Pros, Rivals, Skills, smp, sports, Sportsmanship, talent, teammates

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	377
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Have you ever dreamed of facing off against a professional athlete in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance on our totally legit and not at all made up Minecraft SMP! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly LeBron James swoops in and challenges you to a PvP battle. Or maybe you’re building a castle and Serena Williams shows up to help you out with her expert building skills. Anything is possible on our server, where the boundaries between real life and Minecraft are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. So come join us and see what wacky adventures await you!

WifeDriver Minecraft Server

Accidents, aita, Asshole, Beer, control, criticism, demerits, Driving, fear, License, Minecraft, nagging, punishment, Server, SPEED, traffic lights, traffic ticket, volvo, Wife, WifeDriver, wine

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9859
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Zombie Dances:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where driving skills are put to the ultimate test! Join us if you want to prove your worth behind the wheel, unlike the unfortunate soul in the story above.

Imagine a world where your Minecraft character can drive a virtual Volvo without fear of totaling it or getting a traffic ticket. Our server offers the thrill of navigating through pixelated traffic lights, stop signs, and even potential rear-end collisions – all without the nagging of a backseat driver.

But beware, if you dare to criticize another player’s driving skills, you may find yourself banned from the server faster than you can say “I’m a better driver than you!” So buckle up, grab a virtual drink (responsibly, of course), and enjoy the ride on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone crashes into a virtual tree.

WifeCraft BlameGame

1-income family, behavioral therapist, BlameGame, blaming wife, cell phone availability, communication problems, daycare issues, disruptive behavior, family dynamics, fired from job, Hitting, job loss, Marketing, parenting struggles, pediatrician, picking up child, preschool challenges, rough play, tag games, WifeCraft, work-life balance, working parents

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7787
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	New Chunks Explored:	238282
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry!

Forget about your wife ignoring your calls and getting you fired from your job – on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even remember what a real job is! Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never feel like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders again.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind! Who needs a job when you can spend all day mining for diamonds and exploring new realms with your fellow players? Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to log off!

SmoothLinezMC SMP

charming, charming gestures, Cheesy, Clever, compliments, conversation starters, Creative, DATING, FLIRTING, funny, lines that work, memorable, pickup lines, romance, Smooth, smooth operators, smooth talkers, SmoothLinezMC, smp, Suave, sweet talk, Witty

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4212
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be surrounded by players with pickup lines smoother than a freshly waxed diamond pickaxe. We once had a player who wooed a creeper into becoming their pet with just a single compliment about its explosive personality. Don’t miss out on the chance to find love (or at least some hilarious banter) in our wacky and wonderful world. Join now and prepare to be amazed by the power of pixelated pickup lines!

BlockyConfessions

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8629
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Are you tired of hiding your secret love for building pixelated castles and mining for virtual diamonds? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner block-building beast!

Join us on our server where you can frolic through fields of rainbow sheep, battle zombie pigmen with enchanted diamond swords, and ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out for the ultimate loot. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs for rare treasure.

So come on down to our server and let your guilty pleasure run wild! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

BlockBusterVirusProtection

antibody, BlockBusterVirusProtection, coronavirus, Covid-19, Evolving, global health crisis, immune response, immunity, infectious diseases, Insight, new insight, pandemic, Protection, public health, research, SARS-CoV-2, scientific discovery, sweeping protection, vaccine development, viral mutations, Virus

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3859
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	984202	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

LOLZ COME JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD GIANT STATUES OF ANTI-BODIES TO FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE VIRUSES! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, IT OFFERS SWEEPING PROTECTION AGAINST EVOLVING SARS-COV-2 VIRUS! U CAN TEAM UP WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO CREATE A VACCINE FOR THE WHOLE MINECRAFT WORLD! JOIN NOW AND SAVE THE BLOCKY UNIVERSE FROM THE SPREAD OF THE VIRUS! #BLOCKSNOTVIRUSES #MINECRAFTSAVESLIVES

Foreverwaves: The Server Where You Can Wave Goodbye to Your Social Life

active community, ADMIN, Community, Discord, Discord link, Double Shulker Shells, ForeverWaves, Goodbye, Grief Protection, Life, Live Map, Mature, mod, Player Base, Player builds, Server, sethome command, shopping district, singleplayer sleeping, smp, Social, Staff, WAVE, Website, Whitelist, whitelist application, world

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8970
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Overview of Everwaves SMP Minecraft Server

Server Type
Version	1.21
Plugins/Data Packs	– Grief protection – Singleplayer sleeping – Livemap – SetHome command – Double Shulker Shells, and more
Discord Link	Everwaves Invite Link
Live Map	https://map.everwaves.net
Website	https://everwaves.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the Everwaves SMP server?

To join the server, you need to fill out a whitelist application which is usually reviewed in a few minutes. Join our Discord server for the whitelist application process.

2. What type of servers are available on Everwaves SMP?

We have a Vanilla SMP server as our main focus and a Creative server for building big projects.

3. Are there any additional money plugins or town claiming systems on the server?

No, we do not have any additional money plugins or town claiming systems to maintain a Vanilla experience. We are strict about player griefing and have mechanisms to rollback any destruction.

4. What is the player base like on Everwaves SMP?

We have an active player base and Discord community. The server sees anywhere from 7 to 16+ players a day from around the world.

MineKnights Server – Where Arknights Meet!

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5073
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Enchantments Applied:	120	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Votes:	270	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky adventures! Join us for insane events like the Great Sheep Rebellion where the sheep rise up against the players or the Battle of the Chicken Knights where feathered warriors fight for dominance!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with exclusive content like the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs or the mystical Creeper King who grants wishes in exchange for TNT. And don’t forget about our custom skins like the Disco Enderman or the Party Pig that will make you the envy of all your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Who needs diamonds when you have a Diamond Chicken, am I right?

ChainlinkChampion Minecraft SMP

Blockchain, chainlink, ChainlinkChampion, coindesk, crypto custody, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, digital transformation, finance, financial services, Future, innovation, Investment, Minecraft, News, smart contracts, smp, State Street, Taurus, Technology, tokenization, unstoppable force

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2791
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Magic Items Found:	2518
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Nether fortress? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a creeper explosion. Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all wearing matching diamond armor.

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic build battles, and even a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances (shh, don’t tell Mojang).

So why waste your time mining for diamonds alone when you could be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and let the blocky madness begin!