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Crafty Steve’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

Adventures, Alternative, arch linux, Corrupted, Crafty, debian, elementary os, fedora, installation, lightweight, Linux distros, Linux Mint, Lubuntu, manjaro, Minecraft, Operating systems, Pop!_OS, Puppy Linux, small size, smp, SSD, Steves, ubuntu, usb, Xubuntu

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6457
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of your computer betraying you every time you try to install a new operating system? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Our server is so stable, it won’t even corrupt your USB or SSD, no matter how many times you try to install Pop!_OS (seriously, who even uses that?).

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, your computer will be safe). Our community is full of friendly players who will help you navigate the treacherous waters of Linux distros, so you can find the perfect one for your needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave your USB corruption nightmares behind!

Moxiecraft.org

Community Survival, Contests, Craftbook, Experienced admin team, Frontier Town, Gem economy, grief protections, Java 1.21.1, large world, Mini Games, Minigames, Moxiecraft.org, open world, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	665
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Secret Passages Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Community Survival

Java 1.21.1 – Large world 200k square – Craftbook – PVP – Minigames – Contests – Open world with grief protections – Experienced Admin team – Gem based economy

A group of administrators from other servers have started Moxiecraft.org as a Community Survival experience. Come play with us today!

Current contest: Frontier Town

moxiecraft.org:25585

Hag Haven Minecraft Server

Favorite, favorite hags, Hag, hags, Haven, long tail tags, Minecraft, post, Server, Thread

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1180
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is filled with the most fabulous and fierce hags you’ve ever seen! From cackling witches to sassy sorceresses, you’ll never be bored with these enchanting characters roaming around.

Join our server and witness epic battles between hags and heroes, as they fight for control of the magical realm. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be one heck of a showdown!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and post your favorite hags in this thread. Who knows, you might even make a new friend or two along the way. Just watch out for any flying broomsticks or potions being thrown your way – these hags mean business!

SwipeCraft Minecraft SMP

Communication, Conversation, DATING, dating app, dating experience, dating stories, Dating success, digital age, first date, love, match, meeting people, Minecraft, modern dating, online dating, relationships, romance, smp, social media, Swipecraft, Swiping, Technology, Tinder

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3960
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Oh man, let me tell you about the last time I got a tinder match on this crazy Minecraft SMP server. So I was just minding my own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly I got a notification that someone had swiped right on me. I was like, “Oh snap, this could be the start of a beautiful Minecraft romance!”

Turns out, my tinder match was actually a creeper in disguise! But instead of blowing me up, this creeper started following me around and protecting me from all the other mobs. It was the weirdest yet coolest thing ever. We ended up teaming up and taking down a whole army of skeletons together. Who knew you could find love in the form of a TNT-loving creeper on a Minecraft SMP server?

So yeah, if you want to experience crazy adventures like this and potentially find love in the most unexpected places, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP server. Who knows what kind of wild tinder matches you’ll encounter next!

frontiersmc

BreweryX, disabled, Economy, Enjoy, frontiersmc, Guns, Horses, limit 20, maker, Map, minecraft server, mrlolcringerwhat, new players, New server, player limit, rdr2 map, Seat, Server, small project, Towny, tping

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5554
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Star Shards Collected:	230	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

this is frontiers.Mc. this server uses the rdr2 map. funded by my own http://nl1-mc14.ferox.host:24016 map maker mrlolcringerwhat we have a seat and take into this server note tping is disabled.you have to use horses. and we have guns. and breweryx this is a small project so the player limit is 20 or maybe higher DO NOT HURT NEW PPL and enjoy my newly made server

45.136.141.84:24145

Crafty Celeb: Maisie’s Server

actress, Artificial Intelligence, Arya Stark, celeb, Celeb AI, Celebrities, Celebrity, chatbot, Crafty, deep learning, Digital, Edition, Entertainment, Future, game of thrones, Hollywood, innovation, machine learning, Maisie Williams, Maisies, neural networks, Server, Technology, tv shows

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4782
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185	Magic Items Found:	6129
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the End dimension.

We have a secret underground city where players can test their parkour skills while being chased by a horde of angry chickens. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant maze filled with traps, treasure, and a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can catch it. So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality Lewd General #2442

+18, Anime models, Avatar Resources, christmas, Comfy Party, Downloads, Events, Furry, game night, general, Holiday Seggsploration, lewd, Minecraft, OP Template, OpenVR Advanced Settings, playspace mover, Real Ejaculate, Reality, Santa Lap Sitting, smp, Tech, Thread, tierlist, Trash, virtual, virtual reality, VRchat

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Votes:	3762	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Are you new to VR? No problem! We’ve got resources to help you get started, including anime models, tech assets, and even a bag o’ dicks (don’t ask).

Looking for some adult fun? We’ve got you covered with 18+ avatar resources and a guide to avatars utilizing the VCC.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for upcoming events like Christmas Santa Lap”sitting (wink, wink) and Holiday Seggsploration.

So why wait? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember, virtual reality, real ejaculate!

What is the IP for penguinz0 Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, penguinz0, Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4263
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Villages Defended:	11
Divine Spears Created:	22	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dimension Hops:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	334	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Penguinz0, also known as Cr1TiKaL, is a popular YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for his comedic commentary, gameplay videos, and reviews of various topics. He is best known for his dry sense of humor and unique, deadpan delivery. Penguinz0 has a large following on both platforms and is known for his down-to-earth personality and relatable content.

UNREAL HARDCORE Minecraft server

Anarchy, Bases, commands, CREEPERS, Economy, Griefing, Hardcore, mobs, Sethome, Skeletons, Spiders, Store, Survival, Tpa, UNREAL HARDCORE, update, Vanilla, zombies

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

A hardcore server for those who are tired of vanilla and pointless anarchies!

All mobs are very fast and can smell you from hundreds of meters away, zombies can break blocks (but not obsidian), skeletons shoot for a kilometer, creepers explode onto the map floor, and poisonous spiders crawl out of caves!

This is unreal survival on unreal hardcore! Build bases to protect against mobs at night and help other players, or collect freebies from other players’ houses and destroy their houses with your griefing skills. The choice is yours!

The server also has an economy, a store, sethome, tpa commands and much more. The next updates will add hardcore!

hardcore.imba.land

Topple This Country Minecraft Server

Africa, control, Corruption, Country, COUP, Dictatorship, foreigner, Government, ISLAND, Manipulation, Minecraft, political instability, power grab, regime change, regime overthrow, Server, shithole, Southeast Asia, TAKEOVER, Tiny, Topple, weak federal state

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7592
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Looking to conquer a tiny shithole country in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We’ve got islands in Southeast Asia just waiting for your rule, or how about a region in Africa with a weak federal state? Join us and become the ultimate ruler of your own virtual kingdom. Who needs real-world politics when you can rule over pixels instead? Join now and start your quest for world domination!