the chalked podcast – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

HappyBroCraft Minecraft SMP
blissful, bros, cheerful, CONTENT, delighted, Ecstatic, elated, Euphoric, exuberant, Happiness, Happy, HappyBroCraft, jovial, Joyful, jubilant, Merry, Minecraft, overjoyed., Positive, radiant, smp, Thrilled, upbeat
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all things wacky and wild!
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so happy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking cow named Bessie. Want a house made entirely of cake? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle? Easy peasy. Want a pet zombie named Steve? Well, that might be pushing it, but we’ll see what we can do.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).

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MarryCraft SMP: Love Test!
Commitment, Communication, compatibility, deep connection, emotional bond, Forever Love, future together, lasting love, lifelong commitment, long term, love, Marriage, marriage material, marriage readiness, MarryCraft, Partnership, relationships, smp, soulmate, test, true love, Trust, wedding bells
Are you ready to commit to someone for life? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you’ll have to prove your love by building them the most epic pixel art proposal ever seen! From heart-shaped islands to diamond ring statues, show your dedication in the most blocky way possible.
But be warned, if your proposal isn’t up to par, you may find yourself single and looking for love again in the vast world of Minecraft. So join our SMP today and see if you have what it takes to tie the knot in the most creative way possible!

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StunCraft: Newbie Impressions
Alluring, aura, beguiling, Captivating, charisma, Charm, Engaging, Enigmatic, Fascinating, First Meeting, Impression, Impressions.., Intriguing, mesmerizing, Mysterious, newbie, Personality, PRESENCE, spellbinding, StunCraft
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on a pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens! Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens! And if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary player known as the Ender Dragon Whisperer. Rumor has it that this player can communicate with the Ender Dragon and even convince it to do their bidding. Want to learn their secrets and become a dragon tamer yourself? Then join our server now!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced!

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CraftyHinduMCServ
activism, bangladesh, Censorship, CraftyHinduMCServ, discrimination, extremism, free thinkers, freedom of speech, hindus, HUMAN RIGHTS, intolerance, minority rights, Political unrest, protest, religious darkness, religious fundamentalism, religious persecution, secularism, social justice, Taslima Nasreen, violence
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, crazy stuff happenin all the time. like, one time, this dude built a giant toilet and we all had a poop party in it. it was wild, man.
and, like, if you don’t join, taslima nasreen is gonna come and predict ‘religious darkness’ in bangladesh or something. like, she’s gonna be all like ‘hindus, free thinkers will die’ and we’ll all be like ‘nah, we’re too busy having a poop party in the giant toilet, sorry taslima.’
so, yeah, join this server if you wanna have a blast and avoid the religious darkness or whatever. it’s gonna be lit, man.

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MaduroCraft: NoAccess10Days
10 days, access blocked, authoritarian regime, Crisis, Dictatorship, freedom of speech, government control, human rights violation, international news, internet censorship, Latin America, Maduro, MaduroCraft, media blackout, NoAccess10Days, opposition, Political unrest, press freedom, PROTESTS, Social Media Ban, south america, Venezuela
come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the madness of Venezuela’s Maduro blocking X access for 10 days! build your own virtual utopia and never worry about crazy dictators ruining your fun! join now and build a virtual wall to keep out all the bad guys, just like Maduro wishes he could do! lolz!

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LuckyGem – where even diamonds can’t save you from creeper explosions! SMP fun with a hermitcraft twist, come join us now!

active community, awesome builds, Community, creeper, diamonds, Discord, explosions, free spot, FRIENDSHIPS, Fun, hermitcraft, Join, LuckyGem, Minecraft Version, nether tunnel highways, play server, Save, smp, Staff Team, trust-based diamond economy, Twist, Uhc, weekly events, Whitelist, Youtubers

New 1.21 map!

LuckyGem SMP is a friendly, whitelisted, trusted community with no game altering plugins. We are running on the latest Minecraft Version. We take pride in our communities ability to stay active, build friendships and most importantly have fun! We were founded in 2020 by a couple Minecraft Youtubers who wanted to explore the game and have fun! We recently opened a fresh server and a fresh discord. The whole dynamic of LuckyGem is to grow as one!

We are a Whitelisted Server. You must apply to play via the Discord. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application for the best chances of being accepted.

We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a responsive staff team.

No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our nether tunnel highways for faster travel. You can build and decorate your own Nether Tunnel!

No economy plugin! Everyone is welcomed to claim a stall and compete in our trust-based diamond economy.

No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot, mark it out clearly and start building!

Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members to fulfil the servers vision!

Participate in Weekly Events, Weekly Competitions, Build Competitions, and even UHC!

Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to LuckyGem!

SERVER INFORMATION

Discord	https://discord.gg/luckygem
Server	play.luckygemsmp.com

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You must apply via the Discord server. Once accepted, you can join using the server IP provided.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited on our server.
Are there any plugins on the server?	We do not have any game-altering plugins, but we have some quality of life plugins to enhance gameplay.
Can I participate in events and competitions?	Yes, we encourage all players to participate in our various events and competitions.
How can I contribute to the server’s vision?	You can donate materials, help build community projects, and contribute to the overall development of the server.

1UP Minecraft Server
#1, 1up, better, better than, better than 1, long tail, Minecraft, Server, tags, than
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is better than 1! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper busting out the worm on the dance floor.
2. We have a special plugin that turns all the chickens into flying pigs. That’s right, pigs that can fly. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.
3. Our server has a hidden treasure chest that is rumored to contain the rarest item in all of Minecraft – a diamond pickaxe that never breaks. Legend has it that only the most skilled players can find it.
4. We have a custom mini-game called “Sheep Jousting” where players ride on the backs of sheep and try to knock each other off with carrots on sticks. It’s hilarious and chaotic fun for everyone involved.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL
#venting, 4chan, aggravating, ANNOYING, b.., Community, Disappointment, forum, Frustration, internet, lol, long tail tag, Minecraft, Negativity, ONLINE, ranting, smp, SUCKS, Today, TOXIC, trolling, unproductive, Waste of time
Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?
So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

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BabyBackSeating
BabyBackSeating, child-free wedding, compromises, cousins, crying baby, disruptions, Etiquette, family, family dynamics, guest list, managing expectations, newborn, newborn behavior, Planning, Siblings, stress, Suggestions, videographer, wedding ceremony, wedding planning
Are you tired of crying babies ruining your special moments? Join our Minecraft server and enjoy a child-free gaming experience! No need to worry about newborns interrupting your building or mining adventures. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos of real life weddings and just focus on having a good time.
Plus, our community is filled with experienced players who know how to handle any situation, whether it’s a creeper sneaking up on you or a sibling’s baby crying in the background. So come join us and leave the drama behind – unless it’s drama in the game, then bring it on!

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DumbMoneyMove Minecraft SMP
dumb money move, DumbMoneyMove, Financial Advice, financial behavior, financial blunders, financial decisions, financial education, financial errors, financial lessons, financial literacy, financial mistakes, Financial Planning, long term financial consequences, Minecraft, money habits, money management, money mishaps, money mistakes, money regrets, money tips, personal finance, poor money choices, smp
Have you ever seen someone trade a stack of diamonds for a single piece of dirt in Minecraft? Well, that’s basically what joining this SMP is like! Our players make the most ridiculous money moves you’ll ever witness, from building entire castles out of gold blocks to trading their enchanted gear for a single carrot. But hey, that’s just the tip of the iceberg! Join our server for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and questionable financial decisions. Who knows, you might just become the next legend known for trading a dragon egg for a stack of rotten flesh!

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