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Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience

70K, btc, Bull Run, cryptocurrency, digital assets, economic opportunities, Experience, financial freedom, Financial Stability, forgiven student debts, future prospects, generational wealth, inflation, investing, market trends, Minecraft, oldfags, peak careers, retirement planning, smp, UNFAIR, wealth gap, Zoomer, zoomers

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5703
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

SeatSnatcherCraft

Ageism, child behavior, Commute, discipline, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, exhaustion, generational differences, Manners, Motherhood, offering seats, priority seating, public seating, public transportation, Respect, seat etiquette, SeatSnatcherCraft, societal expectations, sports event, subway etiquette, tiredness

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of entitled subway moms expecting you to give up your seat for their perfectly capable 8-year-old child? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone gets a virtual seat and no one can guilt trip you into giving it up!

Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been victimized by subway shaming. Build your own virtual subway car and never worry about being judged for wanting to sit down after a long day of work.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Entitled Mom” role-playing mini-game where you can practice standing your ground and saying “no” to virtual entitled moms. Show them who’s boss in a world where you make the rules!

So join us now and let’s create a world where everyone gets a seat, no matter how old they are!

RoomSecrets Minecraft SMP

belongings, hidden, INTIMATE, introspection, Minecraft, Mysterious, objects, Personal, Personality, possessions, Private, REVEALING, room, RoomSecrets, Secrets, self reflection, smp

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9094
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

RespawnWishList

10. Role models, 11. Gone too soon, 12. Fond memories, 13. Missed dearly, 14. Inspirational, 15. Never forgotten, 16. Rest in peace, 17. Legacy, 18. Iconic personalities, 19. Beloved figures, 2. In memoriam, 20. Longing for their presence., 3. Remembering, 4. Celebrities, 5. Icons, 6 legends, 7. Influential figures, 8. Historical figures, 9. Cultural icons, RespawnWishList, Wishful thinking

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5496
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Do you wish your pet rock from 3rd grade was still alive? Or maybe that goldfish you won at the fair but accidentally flushed down the toilet? Well, on our server, we bring your wildest dreams to life! Join us and you just might find yourself face to face with your long lost pet rock, now transformed into a majestic diamond golem ready to fight by your side. Don’t miss out on the chance to reunite with your beloved childhood companions in the most epic way possible!

Nano Ruler Minecraft Server

advanced techniques, atomic level, atomic scale, infinitely small world, innovation, measure distances, microscopic ruler, Minecraft, molecular distance, Molecular scale, molecules, Nano, nanoengineering, nanometer scale, Nanoscale, nanoscience, nanotechnology, precision measurement, research, Ruler, scientific measurement, scientific research, Server, Technology

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2739
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

u ever wanted to measure the distance between molecules in minecraft? well u can do that on our server! we have a microscopic ruler that can measure distances as small as one atom-wide! it’s like being a scientist but in a blocky world! join now to explore the infinitely small world of minecraft and show off your advanced techniques to all your friends! who knew minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time? come join us and be a part of the tiny revolution!

Kriegcraft

advanced jobs, advanced seasons, alliances, Brewery, building, Community, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Exploration, Factions, geopolitical events, MCMMO, mobs, Plugins, PvP, quality armor, Survival, Towny, Vehicles, War

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5396
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	281
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Welcome to Kriegcraft!

a Towny earth server, featuring a 1:1500 earth survival map where YOU can make your own town and nation and decide the geopolitical events in the server.

some interesting plugins you might like! (more plugins on server)

kriegcraft.com:25569

The Imladris Conclave

creativity, Custom Crops, discovery, enhanced mechanics, hard mode, long-term adventures, Minecraft, Mmocore, Mythicmobs, skill trees, Small Community, Survival, Welcoming Community, Whitelist

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9078
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Zombie Dances:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Falling into the Void:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Magic Items Found:	3380	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Survival Minecraft with MMOcore skill trees, MythicMobs, custom crops, and enhanced mechanics! Challenge yourself in a hard-mode experience where discovery and creativity are key. Join a small, welcoming community for long-term adventures!

15.204.60.178:25570

Who Was Wrong? Minecraft Server

Accountability, ACCUSATION, Argument, Blame, clarification, Conflict, Decision making, Dispute, error, Fault, Guilt, judgment, Minecraft, Miscommunication., mistake, misunderstanding, perspective, reconciliation, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, wrong

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2625
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too serious? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and mayhem!

Join us and become part of the epic battle between Steve and a horde of angry chickens who are seeking revenge for all the times they’ve been turned into nuggets. Will you help Steve defend himself or will you join forces with the chickens and overthrow him once and for all?

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected!

Famous Filmmakers Minecraft SMP – Do any actors browse Minecraft SMP?

Actors, browse, career aspirations., Celebrities, dream job, entertainment industry, FAMOUS, famous filmmakers, film director, film industry, filmmakers, Hollywood, Job, job hunting, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, Loser, Minecraft, networking, smp, talent scouting, TV, unemployed

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3823
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of being a 26-year-old unemployed loser? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and become a famous filmmaker or actor overnight! Who needs Hollywood when you can build your own blockbuster movies in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to secret underground societies, where players battle it out for control of the server. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate ruler of this virtual world? Or will you be forever known as the noob who couldn’t even mine a diamond?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest dreams! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a job as a professional block builder. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of pixels and possibilities.

StepMom’sCookingSucksLOL

Behavior, Chores, Cooking, Dinner, disabled father, family, fast food, husband, ingredients, kitchen, leftovers, Meals, PARANOIA, picky eater, Restaurant, sandwich, scrambled eggs, step mother, StepMomsCookingSucksLOL, store-bought, Variety

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4194
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as my stepmother’s cooking habits? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like the leftovers in our fridge that she refuses to eat.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.

Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!