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Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1304
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	153	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301
Magic Items Found:	4174	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us for a chance to post censored pics and win big with our unique lottery system. Simply roll the dice, list your Kik, and if you win, we’ll slide into your DMs with your prize money!

But that’s not all – our server is full of crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. From building giant statues of Steve to organizing epic PvP battles with diamond armor, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what might happen next on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

Pekora at TGA Minecraft SMP

awards show, comedy, Entertainment, fan favorite, funny, Gaming, Gaming Community, hololive, humor, internet personality, japanese, Livestream, Minecraft, online event, online voting, Pekora, smp, tga, the game awards, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vote

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wackiest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us).

But the real reason you should join our server? Because Pekora said so! That’s right, the legendary bunny VTuber herself has declared that voting for her at The Game Awards would be hilarious, so why not join our server and show your support for the one and only Pekora?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just don’t be surprised if you find yourself riding a flying pig or battling a dragon made entirely out of cake. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

Faction Land

Datapack, Faction, Factions, Friendly, Land, members, smp, Survival, Tectonic, Terrain

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	628
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magic Items Found:	3074	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6

A friendly SMP centered around factions! There is better and buffed terrain with the tectonic datapack installed. Along with that, there are friendly members!

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VVB Vanilla chewing Minecraft server is waiting for you

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9845
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

The owner of the server “VVB Vanilla Chewing Waiting for You” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

vanillachewing.mc-join.ru:20168

Car Craze City Minecraft Server

CAR, carcentric cities, China, city, city design, city planning, CRAZE, Driving, environmental impact, Infrastructure, Minecraft, pedestrian safety, pedestrian-friendly, public spaces, Server, stroads, sustainable cities, traffic, Transportation, urban design, urban development, urban sprawl, urbanization, walkability, Walking

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9340
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	141	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that is as chaotic as China’s carcentric cities? Look no further! Our server is full of STROADS and 6-lane streets that will make you question your sanity. Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world designed for driving, not walking.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are confused. They’ll be driving cars instead of exploding, adding a whole new level of challenge to the game. And if you ever get tired of the madness, just ask us to explain why we should stop building carcentric cities – we’ll give you a hilarious answer that will leave you in stitches.

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where the only rule is to drive like there’s no tomorrow. Who needs walking when you can race through the streets of our Minecraft server like a pro? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Wuk Lamat’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3422
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Runes Activated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Villages Defended:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your inner Wuk Lamat? Look no further! Our server is filled with energetic, strong, and caring players who aren’t afraid to show off their skills. Plus, if you join, you’ll get a free pet llama named Lamat to accompany you on your adventures. People who hate on strong female characters need not apply – we only accept players who appreciate badass women like Wuk Lamat. So come join us and show the chuds how it’s done!

Pixelmon Obsidian

construction, Join, Minecraft, obsidian, Pixelmon, Server, Testing

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3

The Pixelmon Obsidian server is under construction, if you found it by chance feel free to join and help with testing!

190.102.40.112:26024

Crafty Hiki Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6062
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for some Bling-Bang-Bang-Born madness, where you’ll be surrounded by glitter and explosions at every turn.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Meconopsis, where the flowers are so beautiful they’ll make you cry (literally).

And don’t miss out on our Ocean wave PartyLive event, where you can dance the night away while getting splashed by virtual waves.

Feeling a bit Drenched In Air? No problem, our server has got you covered with the freshest air you’ll ever breathe in Minecraft.

And if you’re in the mood for some virtual reality fun, join our おどれ!VRダンス! party and bust a move like never before.

But that’s not all! Get ready to rock out with our POP/STARS concert, soak up the sun in our summertime paradise, and get lost in the enchanting world of フタリボシ.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unforgettable moments! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Canakhalistan is Minecraft SMP officially less cucked than the UK

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8747
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on the cows, the chickens do the Macarena, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most epic gear you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco Villager, who trades tacos for emeralds (because who needs diamonds when you have tacos, right?).

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, come on in and let the chaos begin! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!

HL-Craft

Adventure, Bedwars, Buildbattle, Challenges, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Fun, HL-Craft, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, Server, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9384
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5142	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	487	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1

HLCraft is a server where everyone will find their ideal adventure! Exciting mini-games, thrilling survival, SkyWars and BedWars battles, creative challenges in BuildBattle and much more. Join and create your own story on HLCraft!

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