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CraftyAdults: FriendFinder

adult bonding, adult communication, adult community, adult companionship, adult connections, adult friend groups, adult friendships, adult networking, adult relationships, adult social activities, adult social circles, adult social life, adult social skills, adult socializing, adult socializing tips, adult support systems, CraftyAdults, friendfinder, friendship skills, Loneliness, MAKING FRIENDS, socializing

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	618
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of adulting and struggling to make friends in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, making friends is as easy as stealing diamonds from a noob! Join us and embark on epic adventures, build insane structures, and bond over your shared love of pixelated pigs. Who needs awkward small talk when you can bond over a creeper blowing up your house instead? So ditch the adulting and come join us, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant potato next!

RostovRiot Minecraft Server

ablaze, Attack, Conflict, Drones, eastern europe, escalation, governor, headline, international relations, Military, Minecraft, News, oil depot, RETALIATION, Rostov, RostovRiot, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Tension, Ukraine

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8878
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6953
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine drones set oil depots ablaze for fun! we got governors saying crazy stuff like “wow, that’s lit!” and “this is fine, everything is fine!” join now to experience the chaos and destruction firsthand, build your own oil depot and see if you can survive the drone attacks! who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperCo

activism, CraftyCreeperCo, cybercrime, deepfake, digital manipulation, digital rights, explosion, feminism, gender equality, internet, Korean, online safety, porn, privacy, rights group, sexual exploitation, social media, south korea, Technology, Telegram, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	432
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Gryphons Tamed:	2

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. We got, like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for you. But, like, the best part is the deepfake porn explosion! Yeah, you heard me right. We got Korean rights group-approved deepfake porn all over this server. It’s, like, no country for women, but, like, who needs ’em when you got deepfake porn, am I right? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

DNADataCraft

Advanced technology, Bioinformatics, computational biology, computational power, computer science, data processing, data storage, DNA computer, DNA data storage, DNA storage, DNA technology, DNADataCraft, genetic information, information storage, long term storage, Longevity, new technology, petabytes, processing data, sudoku puzzles, Technology

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4708
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Votes:	5902	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Yo, fam, dis server be lit AF! We got a full DNA computer up in here, like whaaaat?! You can store petabytes of data in DNA for like, thousands or even millions of years, bro. And get this, we can even solve sudoku puzzles with this bad boy. Like, who needs regular computers when you got DNA computers, amirite? Join our server and experience the future of technology, where DNA reigns supreme and sudoku is life. Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CraftyCo Minecraft Server

Business, CraftyCo, discrimination, equality, Ethics, freedom, LGBTQ, Minecraft, private company, RIGHTS, Server, Transgender, transgender rights

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9667
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crops Grown:	5121

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate freedom to discriminate against trannies! Just kidding, that’s totally not allowed. But what is allowed on our server is building the most epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and embarking on crazy adventures with your friends. Plus, rumor has it that our server is secretly run by a group of highly intelligent and mischievous llamas who will stop at nothing to make your gameplay experience unforgettable. So come join us and see what all the llama drama is about!

LunchtimeLooter Minecraft SMP

activities, breaks, campus activities, campus life, college, Downtime, Eating, Friends, hobbies, leisure, lunchbreak, LunchtimeLooter, mental health, Minecraft, productivity, Recreation, Relaxing, self-care, smp, socializing, stress relief, studying, Time management

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Oh, forget about boring old lunch breaks in college! Join our Minecraft SMP and spend your breaks exploring a world filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and hidden treasures! Who needs a sandwich when you can feast on enchanted golden apples and roast chicken dropped by flying pigs?

Instead of studying for exams, you can battle giant spiders, ride on the backs of dragons, and build towering castles made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Tuesday at 3 PM to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-floss the most feared entity in all of Minecraft?

So say goodbye to boring college breaks and hello to a world of endless adventure and hilarity! Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

YapCrafters Unite!

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3851
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Star Shards Collected:	198	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Gods Slained:	1

Tired of arguing with people who just won’t shut up? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations by building giant statues of trolls and goblins to represent those annoying arguers. We even have a special “Yap for Conflict” mini-game where you can throw virtual pies at players who just won’t stop arguing. Trust us, it’s way more satisfying than trying to reason with them in real life. So come join us and unleash your inner troll in a safe and hilarious environment!

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, military conflict, military response, Minecraft, missile strikes, national security, nuclear weapons, provocation, russia, Russian territory, Server, SovietCraft, Strategic Concerns, Tensions, US, Warning, Western

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6326
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Divine Spears Created:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Villages Defended:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Farms Harvested:	971

lol imagine if russia was a minecraft server and they were like “yo US, don’t even think about sending missiles into our territory or we will ban you from the server” like damn that would be some intense pvp action. join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between nations, where alliances are forged and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. plus, our admins are like the russian government, always watching and ready to strike down anyone who dares to challenge their authority. so come join us and experience the thrill of international conflict in the world of minecraft!

UkrainianF16FTW

Aerial kills, Air Force, air superiority, aircraft, Aviation, Combat, Conflict, Defense, defense technology, dogfight, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jets, fighter pilots, Military, national security, nato, Ukraine, ukraine news, UkrainianF16FTW, War

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6546
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	285	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Zombie Dances:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	6180
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s F-16s have scored their first aerial kills… IN MINECRAFT! fly around in your own virtual F-16 and take down enemies in the sky with your pixelated missiles.

we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and weapons to use in battle. beware of the creeper army that guards the entrance, they may look cute but they will explode on you in a heartbeat.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community like no other. who needs real life when you can have this much fun in minecraft? come join now before the F-16s run out of fuel and the adventure ends!

RoosterCraft

circadian rhythm, diurnal, early bird, early riser, late riser, morning person, morning rooster, morning routine, night owl, night time, Nocturnal, opposite, RoosterCraft, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep schedule

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5879
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Enchantments Applied:	75	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we party like it’s 1999! We got pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance, it’s a real barnyard rave up in here! The opposite of night owl should be morning rooster, so wake up and join us for some wacky adventures! We have a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons bust a move, it’s lit AF! Plus, our admin is a talking llama who spits out diamonds, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride! Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and let’s get this party started!