the boys butcher homelander – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

BroNightOutCraft

adult money, best night, big kid, BroNightOutCraft, deeply in love, Disappointment, exclusive restaurant, Excursion, expensive, fancy night out, Girlfriend, healthy relationship, insensitivity, little brother, NYC, reservations, Romantic, ruined idea, savings, Splurge

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of NYC and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Just like the OP’s girlfriend, you may feel left out if you don’t join this server and experience the fun.

Imagine building your own exclusive restaurant in Minecraft, where you can feast on virtual food and drinks without worrying about the bill. And if your girlfriend refuses to join you, no problem! You can bring your baby brother along for a night of swimming in pixelated pools and exploring the city at 3AM.

But be warned, if you don’t join our server, you may end up like the OP’s girlfriend – crying over missed opportunities and feeling left out. Don’t let that happen to you! Join our Minecraft server now and create your own epic adventures without any real-life drama.

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VacationCraft Minecraft Server

Adventure, bucket list, Destination, dream, Dream destination, Exotic, Explore, getaway, Hidden Gem, Minecraft, Off the beaten path, Paradise, Peaceful, picturesque, Safe, Serene, Server, tourism, travel, Tropical, vacation, VacationCraft, Wanderlust

Imagine a land where the sun always shines, the grass is always green, and the pigs actually fly! Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on epic adventures in a world filled with mystical creatures, hidden treasures, and the occasional exploding chicken (don’t ask how that happened).

Join us and explore our custom-built cities, from the bustling metropolis of Diamond City to the tranquil village of Lava Falls. But beware, for danger lurks around every corner – from pesky creepers to mischievous villagers who will steal your diamonds when you’re not looking.

But fear not, brave traveler! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sword of Doom, rumored to have the power to vanquish any foe with a single swing. Will you be the one to wield its mighty power and become the hero of our land?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a vacation like no other – just don’t forget to pack your enchanted armor and a stack of golden apples. Trust us, you’ll need them.

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BlockyLove: No Sex Required!

BlockyLove, Bonding, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, emotional connection, fulfillment, healthy relationship, Intimacy, long term, long-lasting, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, required, romance, satisfaction, sex, Support, Trust, Understanding

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe that the key to a healthy relationship is…sex! That’s right, our server is all about building intimate connections with your fellow players through some steamy roleplay. Whether you’re looking for a Minecraft soulmate or just a good time, this server is the place to be. So come join us and get ready to mine, craft, and get freaky!

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CraftyUkrainianTrickery

CAMOUFLAGE, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianTrickery, Deception, defense tactics, dummy models, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military deception, military intelligence, Military operations, military strategy, military targets, military technology, Misinformation, Russian forces, security measures, strategic planning, Ukraine, warfare tactics

come join our epic minecraft server where we use dummy models of creepers and zombies to trick players into attacking the wrong targets! it’s like a real-life game of cat and mouse, but with exploding green monsters and brain-hungry undead.

our server is so sneaky, even the russian forces would be fooled by our tactics. imagine the chaos and confusion as you try to navigate through our maze of fake mobs, only to realize you’ve been bamboozled by our clever tricks.

join now for a wild and wacky adventure that will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the diamond mine. who needs real military targets when you can have a blast with our dummy models? come on, what are you waiting for? join the fun today!

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BreadMouldyIn2Weeks

baking ingredients, Bread, BreadMouldyIn2Weeks, expiration dates, flour, food preservation, food waste, kitchen essentials, Kitchen organization, kitchen tips., long term storage, Mold, pantry staples, Perishable items, preservation, shelf life, spoilage, spoilage prevention, Storage, Yeast

come join our epic minecraft server where u can store flour and yeast for MONTHS but bread goes mouldy in TWO WEEKS! why does bread hate us so much? find out on our server where the bread is alive and out for revenge! build ur own bakery and fend off the evil bread monsters trying to take over the world! join now for a yeast-filled adventure like no other!

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CraftyDementiaRiskMC

cognitive impairment, cognitive issues, CraftyDementiaRiskMC, dementia, diabetic neuropathy, diverse healthcare settings, Drugs, Evidence, geriatrics, Healthcare, long-term use, low-income, medication, mental health, neurology, older adults, prescriptions, research, Risk, study, tricyclic antidepressants

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant antidepressant pills to cure diabetic neuropathy in our diverse community of players! but watch out, cuz if you use them too long, you might start forgetting where you put your diamonds and end up with dementia like the old folks on our server. join now for a 30-50% higher chance of forgetting where you logged off!

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Fishbowl

Adventure, Challenges, Community, Competitions, Custom Plugins, Customplugins, Economy, engaging gameplay, Events, Friendly, friendly community, Landclaim, positive experience, Rewards, rules, server-wide events, Shops, Showcase Skills, smp, Survival, survival mode, Suvival, Thriving Economy, Trading, Ultimate Survival Journey, Unique Features

Features:

Survival Mode: Test your skills in a true survival setting where you must gather resources, build shelter, and fend off threats.

Community: Join a friendly community of players, form alliances, and embark on adventures together.

Economy: Trade with other players, set up shops, and build your own thriving economy within the server.

Events: Participate in server-wide events, challenges, and competitions to win rewards and showcase your skills.

Custom Plugins: Enjoy unique features and enhancements that make gameplay even more exciting and engaging.

Rules: Respectful behavior, no griefing, and fair play are enforced to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all.

Join us and start your ultimate survival journey today!

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Welcome to MossCraft! Where the only pet you’ll find is a blocky chicken that lays square eggs.

apply, blocky, Bluemap, chicken, cross-platform, Discord, eggs, Fast Leaf Decay, Find, Grief Prevention, In-Game Voice Chat, Incendium, Lag, lays, May 5th 2024, mojang, Mosscraft, No Chat Reports, Nullscape, Particle Trails, pet, Pets, Ranks, smp, Square, Structory, Terralith, Whitelist, Youll

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Details
Custom World	Nearly 100 new biomes and 100+ structures provided by Terralith, Incendium, NullScape, and Structory
World Reset	Brand new reset on May 5th, 2024
Voice Chat	In-game voice chat available (not required)
Webmap	BlueMap webmap available
Extras	Premium pets, ranks, and particle trails available. Players can /sit and /lay in-game
Cross Platform	Supports Bedrock to play with console and mobile gamers
Gameplay	Fast leaf decay, grief prevention, no chat reports, ability to put any block as a hat, automatic server restarts, 10,000 block world border
Discord	Join our Discord and apply to join here

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server without using voice chat?

A: Yes, voice chat is not required to join and play on the server.

Q: Are there any special features available for players?

A: Yes, the server offers premium pets, ranks, and particle trails. Players can also use /sit and /lay commands.

Q: Is the server cross-platform?

A: Yes, the server supports Bedrock, allowing players to play with console and mobile gamers.

Q: How can I prevent griefing on the server?

A: The server has grief prevention mechanisms in place, including logging player actions and the ability to rollback.

Q: Is there a world border on the server?

A: Yes, there is a 10,000 block world border in place on the server.

RetroTuberCraft Server

Chuubas, Divegrass team, Gaming Community, indie games, Kiki Main Thread, Korean Vtubers, large indies global, Lumi ARG, mozumi main thread, retro games, retro gaming, Retro Streams, RetroTuberCraft, Server, Tsunderia Extended, V&U, virtual streamers, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, vtuber discussion, VTuber Love, Vtubers

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can discuss Vtubers who love retro games while diving into the world of Divegrass and solving Lumi’s mysterious ARG? Look no further, because our server is dedicated to all things Vtubers and retro gaming!

Join us for outrageous discussions, link up with our Divegrass Team to dominate the competition, and unravel the secrets of Lumi’s ARG. We’ve got useful links to all your favorite Retro Chuubas and other threads of interest, so you’ll never run out of things to explore.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even uncover a hidden treasure or two while you’re at it. See you there, fellow Vtuber enthusiasts!

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CloudCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, big data, Blockchain, cloud, CloudCraft, cryptocurrency, Data Analytics, data security, decentralized finance, digital assets, digital transformation, Internet of Things, IoT, machine learning, metaverse, Minecraft, nft, Server, Smart, smart contracts, Technology, Ultimate, virtual reality

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate blend of smart, cloud, big data, IoT, blockchain, NFTs, metaverse, and AI!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining for blockchain diamonds while fending off AI-powered creepers who are obsessed with NFTs. Build your own metaverse empire in the clouds and watch as your smart devices come to life and start crafting for you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. Rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server and has declared it the most epic Minecraft experience ever.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of our server. Plus, we have free virtual tacos every Friday!

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