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ProudNerdMC SMP

academic achievement, academic awards, academic excellence, academic milestones, academic recognition, accomplishment, Dedication, education, goal-setting, hard work, high GPA, honor roll, learning, perseverance, personal growth, Proud, ProudNerdMC, scholarship recipient, self improvement, smp, success, top student

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9413
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Zombie Dances:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	8254

Oh, honey, forget about academic achievements, let me tell you about the real flex – joining our Minecraft SMP! Why waste time studying when you can be building epic structures, battling mobs, and pulling off insane pranks on your fellow players? Trust me, the only degree you need here is a degree in block placing and creeper dodging. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so if you’re looking for a challenge, look no further! Join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

CreepyCraftKids

BIZARRE, children, chilling, creepy, CreepyCraftKids, Disturbing, eerie, Ghostly, Horror, Macabre, Paranormal, Scary, spine-chilling, spooky, strange, Supernatural, unnerving, unsettling, weird

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing creepy is the occasional Enderman lurking around? Well, come join our server where the creepiest thing you’ll hear is a child whispering “I see dead pixels” while building a haunted mansion made entirely of diamond blocks.

Our server is so spooky, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare step foot in our pixelated realm. Join us if you dare, and prepare to be haunted by the ghost of Steve’s missing pet pig, Porkchop. And rumor has it, if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of a zombie villager singing “Baby Shark” in the distance.

So why wait? Come join our server for a bone-chilling good time and experience the creepiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get weird.

Breach Earth’s Planetary Boundaries

#sustainability, Biodiversity, Boundaries, Breach, climate change, conservation, Earth, Earth’s Future, Earth’s health, Earths, ecological balance, ecosystem, Environment, environmental crisis, Environmental Science, global warming, health check, human impact, Natural resources, Planetary, Planetary Boundaries, planetary health, Pollution, Sustainable development

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3933
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Dragons Tamed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Towns Built:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

lol imagine if the earth was like a minecraft server and we breached seven out of nine planetary boundaries like oopsies sorry not sorry 😂 join our server where we break all the rules and have a blast destroying the environment together! we have crazy events like lava surfing and creeper rodeos, it’s a wild ride you don’t wanna miss out on! plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out here, so come join us for some chaotic fun on our server! 🌍🔥💥 #minecraftmadness #planetdestroyers #herobrinehangout

Excited Craft Minecraft Server

anticipation, anxiety, concern, Conflict, Craft, current affairs, emotions, Excited, fear, Global, international relations, major war, Military, Minecraft, people, Politics, prospect, Server, society, Tension, uncertainty, Unrest, world events

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1181
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3134
Enchantments Applied:	296	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Void Armor Forged:	27
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for epic battles, intense PvP action, and all-out war!

Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken, wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs. That’s just a taste of what you can experience on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for the most insane, action-packed Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. What more could you ask for?

Thanks for the Money Dummy Minecraft SMP

appreciation, Cash, Dummy, Financial, funds, Generosity, gift, Gratitude, Minecraft, MONEY, payment, Riches, smp, thank you, thanks, wealth

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3528
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Holy Grails Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Void Armor Forged:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually work for your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret vault filled with diamonds that we stole from a rich player who thought they could outsmart us. So basically, by joining our server, you’re basically robbing from the rich and giving to yourself. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up for fun. So come join us and be part of the chaos – thanks for the money, dummy!

NoobCryLingoFamLOL

anxiety, Communication, Cultural differences, cultural identity, emotional response, Emotional support, family, family dynamics, language acquisition, language barrier, language development, language fluency, language immersion, Learning process, Mandarin, native language, NoobCryLingoFamLOL, online lessons, parental expectations, sibling dynamics

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	332
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of feeling left out at family dinners because you can’t speak your native language fluently? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where language barriers don’t exist! Our virtual world is a place where everyone speaks the same language – Minecraftian! No need to worry about Mandarin lessons or feeling left out at the dinner table ever again.

Imagine a world where you can communicate with everyone effortlessly, where the only language you need to know is the language of building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Say goodbye to awkward family gatherings where you struggle to understand what’s being said – on our server, the only thing you’ll struggle with is deciding which block to use next!

Join us now and experience a world where language barriers are a thing of the past. Who needs Mandarin lessons when you can be a Minecraft master instead? Let’s build, explore, and laugh together in a world where the only language you need to know is the language of fun!

SMP HaterBlocker77

abhorrent, despise, detest, dislike, displeasing, hate names, HaterBlocker77, loathe, loathsome, names, repugnant, Repulsive, revolting, smp, ugly names, unappealing, Unattractive, unattractive names, undesirable, unpopular, unsightly

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6660
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Magic Items Found:	2546

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic names? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have a ridiculous name that will make everyone laugh. From “StinkyPickle” to “FartFaceMcGee”, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary “Troll King”, who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with his epic tricks and traps. Rumor has it, if you can out-troll the Troll King, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond pickaxe that never breaks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show off your ugliest, funniest name while battling it out with the Troll King for ultimate bragging rights!

QuickTalkCraft: 1 Million TED

challenge, communication skills, Confidence, creativity, Impromptu speaking, Improvisation, mental agility, MILLION, million dollars, motivation, Preparation, presentation skills, PRESSURE, public speaking, Quick Thinking, QuickTalkCraft, speech delivery, success, TED, ted talk, thinking on your feet, thinking under pressure, Time management

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	100
Love Letters Sent:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only way to level up is by giving a TED talk in record time! Imagine the chaos as players scramble to come up with a brilliant speech on the spot to win the ultimate prize of 1 million dollars. Will you talk about the secret life of llamas or the art of crafting the perfect diamond sword? The possibilities are endless and the stakes are high. Join us for a wild ride of impromptu speeches and hilarious moments as you strive to become the TED talk champion of our server. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and profitable?

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Ability to mine spawners, Air drops, Balanced Economy, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Buyer, Clans, Donate coins, Donations, New Enchants, New type of armor, privates, prize draws, pvp arena, Rtp, Shop, Spheres, statistics, Survival, Working mechanisms

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Enchantments Applied:	193	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ores Mined:	3582	Dragon Eggs Found:	7984

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★ New enchants ( /enchants )

★ New type of armor ( /crafts )

★ Air drops

★ Spheres

★ Statistics of the U/S in the table

★ Privates ( /rg )

★ Shop ( /shop )

★ Buyer (/seller)

★ RTP ( /rtp )

★ Donations ( /donate )

★ Donate coins

★ Working mechanisms

★ Ability to mine spawners ( /crafts )

★ Balanced economy

★ Clans ( /clan )

★ PVP Arena ( /warp pvp )

★ Prize draws for privileges and donation coins

★ Donations for game currency ( /free )

☄ We will be glad to see you on our server ☄

online.bestixworld.ru

Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

6v6 Test, battle, blocky, circuit royale, Clash mode, comics, Dorado, esports, free skins, Gamepass members, Hanaoka, Havana, Juno, kiriko spam filter, Legendary Flower Child Mei skin, Map reworks, mercy spam filter, Midseason patch notes, Minecraft, Music, mythic prisms, new tank, Numbani, Overwatch 2 Anniversary, Overwatch dev tracker, Overwatch Esports, Overwatch General, Overwatch Wiki, Overwatch x World of Warcraft collab, OWG, Pharah hero mastery, Rank reset, Reaper Mythic, Season 12 trailer, Server, Short stories, skins, Sojourn, Throne of Anubis maps, twitch, Warcraft Collab, Wife, zarya

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6917
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	213	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Mei’s ice wall placement? Look no further! Join our server and earn the legendary Flower Child Mei skin by simply breathing (okay, maybe not that easy, but close).

We’ve got more collabs than a superhero team-up movie, with Overwatch x World of Warcraft skins in the shop now! And for our Gamepass members, we’re giving away free skins and mythic prisms like they’re candy on Halloween.

But that’s not all, folks! Our midseason patch notes are so epic, they make the Avengers look like a group of kindergartners playing dress-up. And don’t even get me started on our Season 12 trailer – it’s more thrilling than a rollercoaster ride with Junkrat at the controls.

Join us for Clash mode with Hanaoka and Throne of Anubis maps, Zarya and Pharah hero mastery, and a rank reset that’ll have you questioning your sanity. And mark your calendars for Overwatch 2 Anniversary – it’s gonna be bigger and better than a Reinhardt charge.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just watch out for Sojourn, she’s a real firecracker (and my wife, apparently).