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HappyCraft: The Server Where You Can’t Just Be Happy With Having Everything

Contentment, envy, Expectations, Financial goals, fulfillment, Happiness, Happy, HappyCraft, hobbies, incel, Jealousy, KHV, materialism, mindset, MONEY, personal growth, PRESSURE, self worth, Server, societal norms, society, success, wealth

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Buildings Constructed:	42	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Join our Minecraft server and become the richest player in the game! Forget about hobbies and spending money on things you enjoy, because on our server, it’s all about building wealth and flexing on everyone else. Who needs friends when you can have stacks of virtual diamonds? Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who will only reveal the location of the ultimate treasure to the wealthiest player. Will you be the one to uncover the riches and become the ultimate Minecraft tycoon? Join now and start your journey to virtual riches!

Pixelmon Pals: Gotta Catch ‘Em All in 2023!

2023, Anime, anticipation, Buzz, Catch, character analysis, Community, discussion, EXCITEMENT, Fandom, feelings, Gaming, Gotta, hype, introduction, new character, Opinions, PALS, Pixelmon, pokemon, reaction, Sandwich-chan, speculation, speculation trail., Thoughts

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4067
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Love Letters Sent:	19

Oh my Notch, have you heard about Sandwich-chan?! This server is the ONLY place where you can interact with this totally legit new Minecraft character. Legend has it that Sandwich-chan is a magical sandwich that grants you infinite hunger and the ability to build with blocks made of cheese. Join now to be the first to befriend Sandwich-chan and unlock the secrets of the sandwich dimension! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the sandwich adventures begin! 🥪🧀🤪

Blocktopia Bonanza: The Duolicious Adventure

Adventure, algorithm, blocktopia, bonanza, dating app, Duolicious, expanding options, Frustration, improvement suggestions, limited options, matching system, MATCHMAKING.., question-based matching, random selection, recommended matches, search engine, skip option, user experience, user feedback, user interface, user preferences, user satisfaction, variety of matches

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8854
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Towns Built:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where finding your perfect mining buddy is as easy as answering a few questions! But wait, we know that sometimes the system can be a bit wonky. That’s why we’ve added a search engine feature that will automatically add more girls to your recommended list if you happen to skip an “ugly” one. Because who wants to mine with someone who doesn’t meet your standards, right?

So come join us and find your perfect partner in crime for all your block-breaking adventures. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate along the way. Don’t settle for just a random handful of players, come to our server where we make sure you find the perfect match every time. Happy mining!

Crafty Memes & Pixel Dreams: The Uber Drawthread Server

AI-generated deliveries, ANCHOR, Archiving, artbook, booru, bump, constructive criticism, Crafty, drawing books, drawthread, dreams, hololive, ic.., memes, NSFW deliveries, PIXEL, references, Requests, Robot clussy edition, Server, Spam, sticky, Uber, VT, Vtuber

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Towns Built:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the robots have taken over and clussy is the currency of choice! Join us for a wild ride through a world where AI-generated deliveries are the norm and vtuber references abound.

Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and immerse yourself in a virtual realm where anything is possible. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious dungeons, or just chill with your fellow clussy enthusiasts.

But beware, the clussy economy is volatile and the robot overlords are always watching. Will you rise to the top and become the clussy kingpin, or will you fall victim to a glitch in the system?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this absurd adventure and see where the clussy takes you. Just remember, don’t feed the robots after midnight!

Blocky Heroes: Minecraft Edition – The Ultimate Overwatch Parody Server

#exciting, Blizzard Entertainment, blocky, Characters, competitive, Diverse, Edition, fan favorite, First Person Shooter, futuristic, Gaming, Heroes, high energy, INCLUSIVE, Minecraft, multiplayer, new face, online gaming, overwatch, Parody, Popular, positive representation, Server, strategy, teamwork, Ultimate, video games

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3835
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mines Excavated:	4746	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	New Chunks Explored:	976634
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further, because our server is the new face of Overwatch! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, our admins are actually trained ninjas who can build a castle in under 10 seconds. And rumor has it, our players have tamed creepers as pets and ride them into battle like badass warriors. So, if you want to be part of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional Ender Dragon attack), then come join us and say goodbye to boring old servers. Oh, and did we mention our secret underground disco party every Saturday night? Yeah, we’re kind of a big deal.

Crafting Chaos: Israel’s Misplaced Blocks

Army, blocks, Bomb, Chaos, Crafting, Evidence, humilliated, Israel, Israels, JOKE, Misplaced, nato, palestinian civilians, paper tigers, russia, UNARMED, winning, worth a shit

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7529
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Emeralds Found:	9398
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Russia is always winning and NATO is just a bunch of paper tigers! Join us and witness Israel trying to bomb unarmed Palestinian civilians just to prove their army is worth a damn. NATO may be a joke, but our server is no laughing matter when it comes to outrageous and insane gameplay. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Crafty Legends LOLZ – Where Minecraft meets League of Legends for epic fun!”/lolg/ – League of Legends General

Account Stats, blood moon, Builds, Crafty, Current Content, Epic, Fiddlesticks, funlolg, general, High Noon Event, League, league of legends, League of Legends Builds, League of Legends General, Legends, lolalytics, lolg, lolz, meets, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Model Viewer LOL, op.gg, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, u.gg, Upcoming Content, zed, Zyra

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2724
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	211
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299	Animals Bred:	119
Dragon Eggs Found:	3921	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got a High Noon Event happening right now where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks are battling it out under a Blood Moon! But that’s not all, we’ve also got the latest Patch Notes straight from League of Legends, so you can stay up to date on all the crazy updates.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own account stats while checking out some insane builds on u.gg, op.gg, and lolalytics. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, hop into our Model Viewer and see your favorite champions in action like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft warrior. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Blocky Bonanza: Where Sharing is Caring, but Keep the Porn to Yourself!

blocky, bonanza, Boundaries, Caring, Communication, consent, danger, explicit content, Friends, inappropriate, online safety, peer influence, peer pressure, personal boundaries, porn, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, risky behavior, sexting, sharing, social media, Warning

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8551
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	73	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Join us if you want to avoid accidentally sharing porn with your friends. Trust us, things can escalate quickly from innocent drawings to ear-licking and handjobs. It’s a slippery slope, folks.

But don’t worry, on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even think about sending NSFW content to your pals. So come on over and join the chaos – just make sure to keep those hands to yourself!

CraftyQueers Minecraft: Where even female mangakas know all about gay tastes and building blocks!

Anime, blocks, building, CraftyQueers, female, female mangaka, Gay, gay audience, gay tastes, LGBTQ, LGBTQ artists, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ characters, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ fiction, LGBTQ literature, LGBTQ media, LGBTQ relationships, LGBTQ Representation, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ stereotypes, Manga, mangakas, Minecraft, queer representation, TASTES, yaoi

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	646
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creator is a female mangaka who somehow knows everything about gay tastes and the gay audience! How did she acquire this knowledge, you ask? Well, legend has it that she accidentally stumbled upon a secret portal to a magical realm where all the gayest of gays reside. And now, she’s brought that knowledge back to create the most fabulous and flamboyant Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, unicorn mounts, and a dance floor that never stops playing Lady Gaga. Our community is as diverse as it gets, with players from all corners of the world coming together to build the most fabulous creations you can imagine. And who knows, you might even run into a few famous gay celebrities who have heard about our server and decided to drop by for a visit!

So come on over and join us on this wacky adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knew that a female mangaka could be the key to unlocking the ultimate gay Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on all the glitter and glamour – join our server today!

MapleCraft: Where even the creepers say sorry, eh?

activism, Awareness, Canada, car accident, community support, CREEPERS, cycling community, cycling culture, cyclist, ghost bike, MapleCraft, memorial, memorializing, public art, Remembrance, road safety, Safety, traffic accident, Tragedy, Tribute, urban design, white bike

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9572
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	551392	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Zombie Dances:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we pay tribute to fallen cyclists in the most epic way possible! Join us as we build all-white bikes and chain them up at various spots around the map to honor those who have met their demise at the hands of carheads.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that these memorial bikes have special powers that can protect you from any carhead attacks while you roam the server. So saddle up, grab your helmet, and pedal your way to victory on our unique and wacky server. Who knew honoring the fallen could be so much fun? Join us now and let’s ride into the sunset together!