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UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

controversy, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, economic support, financial aid, financial assistance, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, government aid, Gratitude, international affairs, international aid, Minecraft, political donations, political relations, russia, Server, thank you, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6998
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	New Chunks Explored:	94915
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9274	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we give out 50 billion dollars to Ukraine and all you have to do is say thank you to Russia! It’s the only server where international politics and Minecraft collide in the most hilarious way possible. Join now for a chance to negotiate peace treaties with creepers and trade diamonds for world domination! Who needs diamonds when you have billions of dollars, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

FutaCraft Minecraft Server

Climax, Erotic, FANTASY, futa, FutaCraft, masturbating, Minecraft, mutual climax, mutual pleasure, orgasm control, Pleasure, Server, sexual arousal, sexual bliss, sexual desire, sexual ecstasy, sexual fantasy, sexual fulfillment, sexual gratification, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual timing, timing orgasm

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4316
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2793	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and other things)? Look no further! Our server is the only place where you can experience the ultimate pleasure of timing your orgasm with a futa while building epic structures and battling mobs. Trust us, once you try it, you’ll never want to play on any other server again. So come join us for a wild and unforgettable experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

MineCraftPros

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3703
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ores Mined:	8080
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of being a boring old accountant or a stuffy lawyer? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can be a professional unicorn wrangler! That’s right, wrangle those magical creatures and ride off into the sunset on a rainbow. Who needs a paycheck when you can have a unicorn as your trusty steed?

But wait, there’s more! How about becoming a professional dragon tamer? Train those fiery beasts to do your bidding and conquer the land in style. Forget about that corner office, you’ll have a dragon lair instead!

And if that’s not enough, you can also become a professional banana peeler. That’s right, spend your days peeling bananas in the virtual world and watch as your banana empire grows. Who needs a 401k when you have a banana kingdom?

So come join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest dreams. Who needs a salary when you can have all this excitement and adventure?

RocketCraft_CA-Ukr_FUN

arms control, arms transfer, Canada, Conflict Resolution, CRV7, decommissioned, Defense, defense cooperation, export, FOREIGN AID, international relations, military assistance, military equipment, military support, munitions, Peacekeeping, rocket motors, RocketCraft_CAUkr_FUN, security cooperation, Ukraine, WEAPONRY

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8503
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we shoot rockets like canada sending 2,000 decommissioned CRV7 rocket motors to ukraine! why? because we love explosions and chaos! build your own rocket launcher and rain down destruction on your enemies! watch out for flying pigs and exploding creepers as you navigate through our wild and unpredictable world. join now for a blast of a time!

SunGas Gaming

Deception, doubt, emotional manipulation, Gaming, gas-lighted, gaslighted, gaslighting techniques, History, Human Behavior, Lies, Lived, Manipulation, manipulation tactics, mental health, people, psychological abuse, Sun, SunGas, Sunlight, Trust, Truth

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3960
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

so, like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the sun is, like, totally gas-lighting everyone? well, now you can! join our server where the sun has gas-lighted and not gaslighted every person who has ever lived.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and the sun started whispering secrets to them. they became the richest player on the server because they knew all the hidden treasure locations.

but that’s not all! on our server, you can ride pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes. you can also build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal them.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

UnfairCraft Minecraft Server

abuse of power, black company, bullying, corporate culture, discrimination, Evil, hostile work environment, INEQUALITY, Justice, Minecraft, misconduct, mistreatment, Oppression, RETALIATION, Server, Soul, toxic environment, unethical behavior, unfair treatment, UnfairCraft, victimization, workplace harassment, wrongdoing

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4183
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of being the only one getting bullied in your Minecraft server? Join us where we encourage mass bullying in a black company! It’s all in good fun, and who knows, they might even attempt to bully you back! Is this justice? Probably not, but it sure is entertaining! Join now for a chaotic and hilarious experience like no other!

Biden’s Blocky Boom Minecraft Server

600% inflation, Bidens, blocky, boom, consumer prices, cost of goods, cost of living, currency devaluation, Dollar, economic policy, economic stability, Economy, financial impact, fiscal policy, government spending, Hyperinflation.., inflation effects, inflation rate, joe biden, Minecraft, monetary policy, price increase, price surge, rising costs, Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	228
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Votes:	2758
New Chunks Explored:	566433	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything costs an arm and a leg? Well, look no further! Our server used to sell dirt blocks for $1 each, but now they’re going for a whopping $6! Why, you ask? Because our dirt blocks are made of pure gold! That’s right, mine them up and become the richest player in the game!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. Join his army and conquer the land with your poultry pals! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of riches, chicken wars, and epic dance parties!

Lunchtime Loners

Boundaries, Communication, coworker boundaries, coworker interactions, headphones, ignoring coworkers, Interruptions, Loners, lunch, lunch break, lunchtime, lunchtime etiquette, mental stress, office, office culture, personal space, Relaxation, Respect, salaried position, Time management, work-life balance, workplace dynamics

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7520
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	3635	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and just relax? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggle of trying to enjoy your lunch break in peace, which is why we guarantee zero interruptions while you’re crafting your next masterpiece.

Join our server and experience the joy of building without the stress of coworkers tapping on your virtual shoulder. We promise that no one will barge into your virtual office while you’re trying to enjoy your virtual lunch break. And if they do, just lock the virtual door and ignore them like a pro.

Don’t let annoying coworkers ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server now and build to your heart’s content without any interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual lunches last for as long as you want them to – take that, hour and a half lunch takers! So come on over and escape the real world drama for some virtual relaxation.

KidneyStoneRodeo Minecraft Server

amusement park, amusement park rides, amusement ride, doctor’s advice, Eastern Iowa, health, kidney health, kidney stone, kidney stone pain, kidney stone prevention, kidney stone relief, kidney stone symptoms, kidney stone treatment, KidneyStoneRodeo, Medical Treatment, Minecraft, natural remedies, passing kidney stones, Safety, Server, stone removal, thrill ride, Urology

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8344
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Crops Grown:	4533
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Emeralds Found:	3980

Are you tired of boring old roller coasters? Want to give your kidney stone the ride of its life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual amusement park features the safest, bumpiest, and droppiest rides in all of Eastern Iowa. Join us and watch as your kidney stone gets a forceful yet safe nudge on our insane roller coaster! Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? Join now and give that kidney stone the ride of a lifetime!

PixelPanic: The Disturbia Show

chilling, creepy, Disturbia, Disturbing, disturbing atmosphere, disturbing characters, disturbing content, disturbing imagery, disturbing plot, disturbing scenes, Gore, Horror, Movie, PixelPanic, Psychological, shock value, Show, Terrifying, Thriller, tv show, UNCOMFORTABLE, unsettling, violence

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9022
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Crops Grown:	6875	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a twisted horror movie that will leave you questioning your sanity! Join us if you dare for a wild ride filled with jump scares, creepy creatures, and haunted houses that will make you scream like a little piggy. But don’t worry, our friendly staff will be there to hold your hand through the madness…or maybe they’re just ghosts haunting the server too. Who knows? So come on down and experience the most disturbing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you!