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BrotherlyMansplainNoMore

biological term, BrotherlyMansplainNoMore, falling out, Females, feminist issue, feminist theory, gender identities, less privileged, lived experience, male privilege, mansplaining, offensive term, olive branches, professional expertise, professional women, reproductive capacities, unintentionally misogynist, unintentionally racist, white privilege

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	874
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	45	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that values feminism and fights against misogyny? Look no further! Join our server where we don’t tolerate calling professional women “females” because we know the power of words.

Our server is so feminist, even the creepers respect women’s expertise and lived experiences. We don’t mansplain here, we listen and learn from each other.

Join us and be part of a community that stands up against misogyny and educates others about male privilege. And hey, if you need to settle a disagreement with your brother about gender equality, bring him along too! Who knows, maybe a Minecraft building competition will help mend those broken family ties.

So come on over to our server and let’s smash the patriarchy together, one block at a time!

RegretCraft

carpe diem, embracing change, hindsight, learning from the past, lessons learned, life choices, living with no regrets, looking back, Making amends, missed opportunities, moving forward, never doing, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, seizing the moment, self improvement, Taking Risks

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Magic Items Found:	4456
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Do you regret never joining a Minecraft server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wildest Minecraft dreams to come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle, building a house out of rainbow blocks that shoot lasers, and taming a pet dragon that farts fireballs.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become the ruler of a kingdom made entirely out of cake, where the villagers are actually friendly zombies who just want to dance the night away.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even find a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and diamonds are as common as dirt. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ElephantCraft Minecraft Server

African elephants, Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal studies, Asian elephants, cognitive abilities, Communication, conservation, Elephant behavior, ElephantCraft, elephants, intelligent animals, mammal, Minecraft, Naming, recognition, research, Server, social behavior, social interactions, study, vocalization, wildlife

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5340
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where elephants roam free and call each other by name! 🐘🐘🐘

imagine logging on and being greeted by a herd of elephants who are all like “hey dumbo, come join us for a game of minecraft!” 🤣🤣

these elephants are not your average elephants, they are master builders who can create the most insane structures with their trunks! 🏰🐘

you can team up with them to build the ultimate elephant kingdom or challenge them to a build battle and see who can create the most epic masterpiece! 🤯🤯

plus, rumor has it that there is a secret underground elephant disco where they party all night long to the latest hits! 🎶🎉

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the wild world of elephants in minecraft like never before! 🐘🎮

YamamRescueCraft

Bravery, counter-terrorism, crisis intervention, dramatic rescue, gaza, heroism, high stakes, hostage rescue, hostage situation, hostages, intense situation, life-saving mission, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, rare footage, rescued, security forces, special forces, tactical operation, Yamam forces, YamamRescueCraft

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1380
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	7273	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Void Armor Forged:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Star Shards Collected:	234
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

OMG U GUYS THIS SERVER IS LIKE YAMAM FORCES RESCUING HOSTAGES FROM GAZA BUT IN MINECRAFT LOL. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE A HERO AND SAVE PEEPS FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. WE GOT MAD SKILLS LIKE YAMAM AND WE WILL RESCUE U FROM BORING SERVERS. COME SAVE THE DAY WITH US AND BE A LEGEND. #YOLO #MINECRAFTHEROES #SAVETHEDAY

Forgive & ForgetCraft

Boundaries, emotional intelligence, ForgetCraft, Forgive, forgiveness, forgiveness and healing, forgiveness quotes, healthy relationships, inner peace, letting go, mental health, moving on, personal growth, relationships, Respect, self love, Self Respect, self-care, self-empowerment, setting boundaries, tolerance, toxic behavior

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9659
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Enchantments Applied:	84	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

so like, come join our epic minecraft server where we don’t give a hoot about what you do because we forgive you anyways. like, you could build a giant statue of a potato or ride a pig into battle, we don’t care! we even have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy.

if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the power to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and turn creepers into friendly kittens. plus, we have a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes and the grass grows cotton candy.

oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken who wears a top hat and monocle? yeah, he’s pretty fancy. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything goes!

GunCraft: Defend & Survive!

American, conspiracy theories, DEFEND, Defense, fear, firearm ownership, great replacement theory, gun advertisement, gun ownership, Guncraft, Guns, lack of safety, ownership, pandemic, personal protection, Protection, response, Safety, self defense, sense of security, societal trends, SURVIVE, Threats

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4931
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	706
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Villages Defended:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181

YO, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IF YOU WANNA FEEL SAFE LIKE YOU GOT A GUN IN YO HANDS, BUT INSTEAD OF GUNS, YOU GOT A PICKAXE AND A SWORD! WE GOT CREEPERS CREEPIN’ AND ZOMBIES ZOMBIE-ING, BUT AIN’T NO PANDEMIC GONNA STOP US FROM BUILDIN’ AND SURVIVIN’!

WE GOT CONSPIRACY THEORIES FLOATIN’ AROUND LIKE STEVE BEIN’ AN ALIEN AND HEROBRIEN BEIN’ REAL! BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT YA COVERED WITH OUR VIRTUAL REALITY SAFETY NET!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY LANDS AND ENDLESS ADVENTURES! WHO NEEDS GUNS WHEN YOU GOT A DIAMOND SWORD, AMIRITE? LET’S GOOOOOOOO!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

blocktopia, here, Minecraft, now sit, now sit here, now sit it, now sit it here, now.., Server, Sit, sit here, sit it, sit it here

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2543
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Zombie Dances:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be guarded by a pack of evil bacon-loving zombies. But be warned, these zombies are not your average brain-eating undead, they have a taste for bacon and will stop at nothing to protect their precious sword!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing creeper DJ? Get your groove on with your blocky buddies and party the night away in style!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly like a majestic chicken. Soar through the skies and show off your aerial acrobatics to all your jealous friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get eaten by bacon-loving zombies, that is.

CraftyHoops Minecraft Server

athlete, Basketball, Competition, coverage, CraftyHoops, EXCITEMENT, Fan, Favorite, Game, interviews, Kahleah Copper, League, Media, Minecraft, NBA, player, press conferences, PROFESSIONAL, Server, sports, success, TEAM, top 20

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2866
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2269	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	233
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have a server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with NBA press conferences where Kahleah Copper is hailed as the greatest Minecraft player of all time! Watch as she dominates the virtual court with her epic building skills and take part in outrageous tournaments where the prize is a diamond-encrusted pickaxe! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and experience Minecraft like never before!

GFHeartlessNoChoresVacay

ACL reconstruction, aita, bed rest, Blame, busy season, Chores, Communication, compromise, fair, GFHeartlessNoChoresVacay, Girlfriend, Heartless, household responsibilities, injury, relationship dynamics, surgery, surgery recovery, System, vacation, work-life balance

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4433
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Crops Grown:	2277
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the real-life drama like this crazy chore chart situation! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with unreasonable partners.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone assigning you extra chores just because you got injured. On our server, you’re free to explore, create, and have fun without any unfair expectations.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can unleash your creativity without any judgment, all while avoiding the chaos of real-life drama like this insane chore chart debacle. Trust us, you won’t regret escaping to our Minecraft world where the only thing you’ll be responsible for is having a great time!

BlockBusterLaughs

all-time favorite, belly laughs, best comedies, BlockBusterLaughs, chuckles, classic comedy, classic humor, comedic genius, comedic gold, comedic timing, comedy, funny movie, hilarious, humor, laugh out loud, Laughter, must watch, side-splitting, timeless humor, Top Picks, witty humor

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	382	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Imagine a Minecraft server where every block tells a joke, every mob has a hilarious catchphrase, and even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile before they explode! Join us for non-stop laughs and endless fun as you navigate through our wacky world filled with pun-tastic puns, meme-tastic memes, and a whole lot of silliness. Who needs popcorn when you can have a side-splitting good time on our server? So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to LOL your way through the most consistently funny Minecraft server ever!