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The Space Cadet – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Emeralds Found:	3382
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our Cheating Edition is all about pushing the boundaries and breaking the rules in the most hilarious ways possible.

Join us for Whiteboy Denial Week where you can save up your cum and release your tension with everyone on the 1st to the 8th of every month! Share your progress, edge count, and see who can hold out the longest.

But that’s not all, we have the most advanced AI everyone is using – NovelAI V.3 for just $25 a month for unlimited gens. Use it to create the most outrageous stories and scenarios in the game.

And don’t forget about our BLACKED Modding, where you can turn Genshin Impact and Zenless Zone Zero into a whole new experience.

Plus, we have official BLACKED clothing, a dedicated Booru for all your creations, a BNWO Dictionary for all your wild terms, and even a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program for those who want to push the limits even further.

Join us on this wild ride and see just how far you can go in the most insane Minecraft SMP server out there!

CraftyHubbyCutback

balance, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyHubbyCutback, Discord, family, financial responsibility, Gaming, hobbies, Marriage, Priorities, quality time, relationships, self-care, socialization, Support, Time management, Understanding, video games

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7404
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magic Items Found:	8862
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of your spouse spending more time with their virtual friends than with you? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee that your significant other will be too busy building pixelated castles to even think about chatting with strangers online!

Our server is so addictive that your husband will forget all about rewriting movies and chatting on discord. Instead, he’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers to even remember the existence of his phone game alliance.

Plus, we have a strict rule against encouraging unnecessary purchases like a ps5. Instead, we encourage our players to spend quality time with their loved ones (or at least their Minecraft buddies).

So join our server now and save your marriage from the clutches of virtual friendships and late-night chats. Who needs discord drama when you can have blocky adventures with your spouse?

BlockyLove30

age, BlockyLove30, career, changes, Commitment, Communication, emotional maturity, family, Friends, growth, INDEPENDENCE, life stages, long-term relationships, love, Maturity, personal development, Priorities, reflections, relationships, responsibilities, Self Discovery

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9918
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Mines Excavated:	3583	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Are you tired of boring old relationships that fizzle out after a few years? Well, join our Minecraft server and watch your relationships evolve from simple friendships to epic love stories between the ages of 20 and 30! Who needs dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds together? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret love potion hidden somewhere in the server that guarantees eternal love (results may vary). So come join us and see how your relationships can level up from level 20 to level 30 in no time!

SwordCraft: Kursk’s Revenge

alleged, brutality, Conflict, EXECUTION, HUMAN RIGHTS, inscribed, international law, Investigates, investigation, Justice, Kursk, Kursks, kyiv, Military, Revenge, russia, Russian, sword, SwordCraft, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukrainian soldier, war crime

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9793
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ores Mined:	8045
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Void Gems Collected:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Zombie Dances:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier battles than the alleged Russian execution of a Ukrainian soldier with a sword inscribed ‘for Kursk’! Our PvP arena is lit AF, with players wielding diamond swords and enchanted armor like bosses.

But wait, there’s more! Our survival world is like a post-apocalyptic wasteland, where you gotta scavenge for resources and fend off zombie hordes. Trust me, it’s more intense than a sword fight with a Russian soldier.

And if that’s not enough, we have custom mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever played Minecraft parkour on a moving platform suspended in the sky? Yeah, we got that.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs real-life drama when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Ultra Processed Food Frenzy

chronic disease risk, diabetes prevention, diabetes risk factors, diet, diet and health, diet impact, diet trends, European countries, European health, European health trends, Food, food consumption, Frenzy, Health research, health study, lifestyle choices, long-term study, nutrition study, processed, processed foods, public health, type 2 diabetes risk, ULTRA, ultra-processed foods

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7985
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2344
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

come join our minecraft server where we serve only the finest ultra-processed foods to increase your risk of type 2 diabetes by 17% with every bite! who needs health when you can have FUN?! join our community of players who love living life on the edge with their sugary snacks and pixelated adventures. build your own diabetes-inducing castle and battle it out with other players in epic food fights. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the diabetes games begin!

Vexlaris

commands, custom portals, death chest, Economy, experience points, Grief Prevention, incentives, Interactive map, Jobs, Land Protection, Perks, player-engagement, Ranks, real time map, Resource Gathering, Rewards, server essentials, server map, Survival, web-based map, Whitelist, world navigation

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4362
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Crops Grown:	5442	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

CMI: CMI manages the economy, server essentials, and commands, with added features such as custom portals for travel between worlds. Grief Prevention: Players can claim and protect their land, ensuring builds are safe from unwanted griefing. AngelChest: When a player dies, their items are stored safely in an AngelChest, allowing them to retrieve everything without the stress of losing their valuables. Jobs Plugin: Players can take on jobs to earn money and experience points, which help them rank up and unlock new perks. TreeAssist: This handy plugin lets players quickly fell entire trees, making resource gathering faster and more efficient. LushRewards: Random rewards are distributed as players engage with the game, keeping things exciting and offering incentives for regular play. Dynmap: An interactive web-based map of the server, allowing players to view the world in real-time and navigate more easily.

172.240.12.203:25660

Hangout Haven Minecraft Server

Bars, Boomers, casual conversations, casual outings, clubs, crowded places, gatherings, hang out, Hangout, Haven, loud music, MAKING FRIENDS, meet friends, meeting new people, Minecraft, nightlife, Normal People, quiet environments, Server, social scenes, social settings, socializing, Talking

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ores Mined:	863	Love Letters Sent:	8
Dimension Hops:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Star Shards Collected:	184
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Looking for a place to hang out and meet friends without dealing with boomers at empty bars or deafening music at clubs? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to make friends from all over the world. Who needs real-life bars and clubs when you can hang out in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who loves to prank players by turning their houses into giant cupcakes. So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious gaming experience, come join us today!

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9704
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Void Gems Collected:	40
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is anything but boring! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie pigmen riding on chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just here to welcome you to the server! And that’s just the beginning of the madness.

Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ve ever seen. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to creepers that explode into confetti, you never know what you’re going to encounter next. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

But the real reason you should join our SMP? The community, of course! Our players are a crazy bunch of misfits who will keep you laughing for hours on end. Whether they’re pranking each other with invisible blocks or staging epic battles with nothing but potatoes, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos.

GFDriverSeatOops

accident, aita, Apology, cold, Communication, Conflict, Conversation, drivers seat, Driving, fender bender, GFDriverSeatOops, Girlfriend, hobby, misunderstanding, relationship, resolution, shock, Stubborn, ticket, traffic

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8838
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Just like the sudden stop in traffic that caught this poor guy off guard, our server will surprise you at every turn.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this guy’s girlfriend unexpectedly taking the wheel after a car accident. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll encounter next?

But don’t worry, we promise not to leave you cold like this guy’s girlfriend. Our community is always warm and welcoming, ready to make you feel right at home. So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

DareDevilSMP – Craziest Dare Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5048
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you ready to take on the ultimate Minecraft SMP challenge? Join our server and be prepared to face dares so crazy, they’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

We’ve had players do everything from building a giant statue of a chicken out of diamond blocks to skydiving off the tallest tower in the server using nothing but a bed as a parachute.

But that’s not all – we also have secret challenges hidden throughout the map that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Can you survive a night in the Nether with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh?

If you think you have what it takes to conquer the craziest dares in Minecraft history, then join our server today and show us what you’re made of! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s all part of the fun)!