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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#0, 100, autistic, controversy, DEI, Diversity, far gone, Game, inclusion, insensitive, lack of surprise, Minecraft, offensive, PALS, PIXEL, Political, Political Correctness, retards, screeching, Server, social justice, White, Woke, WOKE CULTURE

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8858
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Void Armor Forged:	29	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Enchantments Applied:	260

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee 100% white blocks and 0% political drama! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep chanting “DEI! DEI! DEI!” But fear not, for our server is a safe haven from all that nonsense. We believe in building, crafting, and having a good ol’ time without any woke screeching ruining the fun.

So come join us and experience a world where the only colors you’ll see are the ones you choose to build with. No political agendas here, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

””B r i t M i n e c r a f t S M P””

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2494
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Magic Items Found:	8203	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because dominos edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest adventurers can find.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden carrots and diamond-studded eggs. Will you bow down to his clucky majesty or challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a box of exploding kittens, then dominos edish is the place for you. Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MoodBoost SMP – Minecraft SMP

Bliss, calmness, comfort, Contentment, DELIGHT, Ease, enjoyment, Good Mood, Happiness, joy, Laughter, Minecraft, MoodBoost, Peace, positivity, Relaxation, satisfaction, Serenity, simple pleasure, smp, stress relief, Tranquility, Uplifting

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6778
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ores Mined:	4809
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for hours on end! Our server is filled with wacky characters and crazy adventures just waiting for you to join in on the fun. Need a break from the real world? Come build a giant toilet house with us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the mobs are the DJs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate blocky master builder!

CraftyTime Travel: Don’t dig straight down!

advice, CraftyTime, Dig, dont, future goals, hindsight, inspiration, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, message to past self, mindfulness, motivation, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, Straight.., time travel, travel, wisdom

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9983
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magic Items Found:	2479	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Hey there past self! Guess what? In 5 years, you’ll stumble upon the most epic Minecraft server ever created. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right. LLAMAS.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance your blocky butt off to the sickest beats while dodging creepers and skeletons.

3. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken hidden somewhere in the server, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Plus, the chicken lays diamond eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Your past self will thank you for it!

Mate Value Power Play

alternative partners, attraction, emotional infidelity, evolutionary psychology, gender differences, Infidelity, interpersonal relationships, Jealousy, Mate, mate competition, MATE SELECTION, mate value, partner choice, partner preferences, perceived power, Play, power, power dynamics, relationship dynamics, relationship quality, relationship satisfaction, romantic relationships, social psychology

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4715
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	156	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5

come join our minecraft server, where you can be the ultimate power player and have all the ladies (or dudes) swooning over you! we have magical powers that will make you feel like a god among mere mortals. you’ll be so irresistible that everyone will be lining up to be your minecraft bae.

our server is so lit that even if you already have a minecraft partner, you’ll be tempted to stray because you’ll feel like you deserve someone even better. it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding right before your very eyes, but in blocky pixel form.

so come on over and experience the thrill of being the most desired player on the server. who needs loyalty when you can have all the options in the world? join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your heart broken).

What are Minecraft servers like Onxy Middle School ?

activities, Adventure, building, Casual, Clans, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Friends, FUNCTIONALITY, Grinding, Mining, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, RPG, rules, Survival, TEAM, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	428
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crops Grown:	1764	Runes Activated:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Some similar Minecraft servers to Onxy Middle School include: 1. DiamondCraft – A server focused on community building and team activities, with a strong emphasis on player collaboration and friendly competition. 2. EmeraldPVP – A PvP-focused server with unique gameplay elements and events, perfect for players who enjoy a mix of strategy and combat. 3. SapphireSurvival – A survival server with a strong emphasis on building and exploration, offering players the opportunity to create their own adventures in a vast and immersive world. 4. RubyRealm – A server that combines elements of survival, PvP, and roleplaying, offering a diverse range of gameplay experiences for players of all interests. 5. TopazTown – A family-friendly server with a focus on creativity and community, perfect for players looking for a welcoming and supportive environment to play in.

Each of these servers offers a unique and engaging experience, similar to that of Onxy Middle School . Explore them today and find your new favorite Minecraft server!

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Catastrophe Craft Minecraft Server

ALERT, asylum escapees, asylum room, asylum seekers, CALAMITOUS HAPPENING, catastrophe, Caution, Craft, Crisis, danger, emergency, emperor, Escape, fugitives, illegal immigrants, immigration, Madrid airport, Minecraft, Moroccan, Protection, security breach, Server, unknown location, Urgent

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4855
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for the chance to encounter the infamous Moroccan aliens who have escaped from the asylum room at Madrid airport. Will you be able to survive their unpredictable antics and outsmart them in the wild world of Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. Will you be able to gain their trust and join their ranks, or will you fall victim to their ruthless llama justice?

And if that wasn’t enough, rumor has it that there is a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing creepers who have perfected the art of breakdancing. Will you be brave enough to venture into this strange world and challenge the creepers to a dance-off?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Moroccan aliens and keep an eye out for any llamas wearing sunglasses. Good luck, adventurer!

NijiEN SMP – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

Denauth, ethyria, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, NijiEN, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN community, Nijisanji EN Discord, NIJISANJI EN Minecraft Server, Nijisanji EN schedule, Nijisanji EN streams, Nijisanji EN Twitter, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, Shenanigans, smp, ttt, xsoleil

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4924
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride with Nijisanji EN YouTubers like Petra Gurin, who once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle, or LazuLight, where Elira Pendora and Finana Ryugu built a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the chaos of OBSYDIA, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin have a rivalry so intense, they once had a build-off that ended in a TNT explosion! Or explore the magical world of Ethyria, where Millie Parfait, Enna Alouette, and Reimu Endou once summoned a dragon just for fun!

And that’s not all! Join Luxiem for a chance to witness Luca Kaneshiro, Shu Yamino, Ike Eveland, and Vox Akuma attempt to build a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing! Or head over to Noctyx, where Sonny Brisko, Uki Violeta, Alban Knox, and Fulgur Ovid once pranked the entire server by turning everything upside down!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the madness! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless they’re offering free diamonds, of course.

BabyBlocker2021

BabyBlocker2021, Communication, Controlling, Couples counseling, crisis center, Decision making, Emotional support, emotional well being, Family Planning, manipulative, Marriage, medication, mental health, mental health awareness, Professional help, relationship dynamics, self-care, Stability, support network, Therapy, trying for kids

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6020
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Dimension Hops:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s wife was on the verge of hanging herself at work, but all he could think about was whether or not to have kids. Talk about priorities, am I right? But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server!

Experience the thrill of being called controlling and manipulative for wanting your partner to seek help and stability before bringing a child into the world. Who needs therapy or medication when you can just play Minecraft instead, am I right?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games… or is it? 😉

Love in the Nether – Minecraft SMP

#exciting, adventurous, forbidden love, hidden location, INTIMATE, love, memorable, Minecraft, Nether, offbeat, outdoors, public place, Risky, romantic encounter, secluded, secret spot, smp, spontaneous, Surprising, Thrilling, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3218
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where romance blooms in the most unexpected places! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden cave filled with roses and heart-shaped blocks. As you explore further, you come face to face with a creeper holding a bouquet of flowers – talk about explosive chemistry! Join our server for a chance to find love in the most unconventional of places and embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a dungeon or have a romantic picnic on top of a volcano. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience love, laughter, and lava on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!