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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 3503 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 29 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 25 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
Enchantments Applied: | 65 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
we have a special event where you have to build the ugliest house possible, and the winner gets a prize of… absolutely nothing! because who needs rewards when you can bask in the glory of having the most hideous house in all of minecraft?
our server is also home to the most incompetent mobs you will ever encounter. they will walk into walls, fall off cliffs, and just generally make a fool of themselves. it’s like watching a bunch of toddlers trying to play soccer, except with zombies and creepers.
so come join us on our server where being a total failure is celebrated and embraced. because let’s face it, winning is overrated. it’s all about the journey to the bottom!