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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 3855 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 87 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!