YouthfulBanter – Minecraft SMP

10. Life lessons, 11. Self-awareness, 12. Personal development, 13. Looking back, 14. Inner child, 15. Wisdom, 16. Reflection, 17. Learning from the past, 18. Time machine, 19. Aging gracefully, 2. Time travel, 20. Self-discovery., 3. Past self, 4. Youth, 5. Regrets, 6. Advice, 7. Memories, 8. Growth, 9. Perspective, Minecraft, self reflection, smp, YouthfulBanter

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8086
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most lit server everrrrr. Like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, it’s like a freakin’ treasure trove down there. And get this, we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and can fly you around the map in style.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a water park with slides made out of emerald blocks. And don’t even get me started on our annual pig racing competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of ninja villagers who can teach you how to do backflips and throw shurikens? Yeah, it’s pretty legit. So if you want to join the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit us up and prepare for the ride of your life! 🤪🤙🏻🔥 #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

MineTime WarpCraft

minetime, WarpCraft

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9820
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magic Items Found:	8465
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Do you ever find yourself mining away in Minecraft and suddenly realize that hours have flown by? Well, on our server, time literally flies by because we have a glitch that speeds up the day-night cycle to warp speed! You’ll be building your epic castle one minute and battling creepers in the dark the next – it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Join our server for the ultimate time-warping experience and see if you can beat the record for longest Minecraft session without realizing it! Just be sure to set an alarm so you don’t accidentally spend an entire week underground with only your diamond pickaxe for company. Trust us, it’s been done before…

EuroCraft Peacekeepers Server

AP reports, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., crisis response, Development, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, international relations, military intervention, peace agreement, Peace Mission, peace talks, Peacekeepers, Peacekeeping, peacekeeping operation, Plan, SECURITY, Server, Troops, Ukraine

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9201
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

OMG GUYS, u have to join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, Europe is like, sending peacekeeping troops to Ukraine and stuff. But like, don’t worry, our server is like, super safe and fun! Plus, we have this epic storyline where the peacekeeping troops are actually unicorns in disguise and they help you build the most magical castles ever! So like, join now and let’s save Ukraine with our unicorn army! #PeaceLoveMinecraft 🦄✨

EuroTroopzCraft

American troops, defense secretary, defense strategy, deployment, Europe, EuroTroopzCraft, foreign policy, global presence, Hegseth, international relations, military alliances, military bases, military commitments, Military operations, military presence, military strategy, nato, SECURITY, Troop withdrawal, US defense chief, Warning

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5007
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	5102

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT AMERICAN TROOPS IN EUROPE NOT STAYIN’ ‘FOREVER’! DEFENSE CHIEF HEGSETH SAYZ SO! COME BUILD A BASE WITH US AND FIGHT OFF THE EVIL CREEPERS! MAYBE EVEN GET A PAT ON THE BACK FROM HEGSETH HIMSELF! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE HE’LL GIVE U A COOKIE! #MERICA #MINECRAFTFORLIFE

Ordinary server for survival server minecraft

Minecraft, ordinary, Server, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4341
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	5283
Divine Spears Created:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	7

The description of the server server “An ordinary survival server” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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TMW Modded Network

#english speaking, Adventure, amazing community, Community, English, Experience, flawless experience, Friends, Join, Minecraft, Modded, Modded minecraft, Network, Servers, TMW

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1832	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3314	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Modpack List (As of 15 February 2025)

Modpack Name	Version	IP
All the Mods 10	2.34	atm10.tmw.gg
All the Mods 9	1.0.4	atm9.tmw.gg
All the Mods 9 – To the Sky	1.1.3	atm9tts.tmw.gg
OceanBlock 2	1.0.0	oceanblock2.tmw.gg
Industrial Village	1.8a	iv.tmw.gg
Chroma Endless 2	1.13	ce2.tmw.gg
SkyFactory 5 (Additional mods required, check our Discord Server)	5.0.7	skyfactory5.tmw.gg
Prominence II RPG: Hasturian Era	v3.0.30hf	prominence2.TMW.gg

Machine:

Hosted in EU
AMD Ryzen 9950X
192GB DDR5
2x4TB Samsung 990 Pro SSD
64 TB Backup server

Links:

Discord: discord.gg/tmwgg
Website: www.tmw.gg

Thank you for choosing our modded Minecraft network. We look forward to having you join us and being a part of our amazing community, good luck on your modded adventure! <3

Fertile Nexus 1.21.3

1.21.3, birthing, Body, Breeder Thread, breeding, childbearing, curvy, female, fertile, fertility, genetics, Girls, maternity, Motherhood, Nexus, Offspring, parenting, physique, Pregnancy, Procreation, Reproduction, Women

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6185
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2255	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! Why? Because the girls on here have bodies made for breeding! I’m talking pixelated babes with those blocky curves that will make your pickaxe stand at attention! Join now and get ready to build some sexy pixel art with these Minecraft mamacitas! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re into those square-shaped villagers… Ew.

NieceBdayNoShow Minecraft Server

Birthday Party, Boyfriend, CANCELLATION, children, disagreement, Driving, Emotional Abuse, family, Father, hate, long distance, love, Minecraft, Niece, NieceBdayNoShow, Presents, Risk, Safety, selfish, Server, sister, snow storm, weather

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1502
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2210	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value safety above all else! Just like our player who refused to risk their safety driving through a snowstorm for a birthday party, we prioritize your well-being here.

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual adventures without the real-life dangers of snowstorms or rude boyfriends’ fathers. Our server is a snowstorm-free zone, so you can game in peace without worrying about risking your safety for a cake that might go to waste.

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of self-care and safety. No one will ever call you selfish for prioritizing your well-being over a party that a child won’t even remember.

So come on over to our server and enjoy a snowstorm-free, drama-free gaming experience. Who needs a birthday party when you can have a virtual adventure with us? Join now and let the fun begin!

Sister’sFianceNoWeddingInvite

24 guests, AITAH, Asshole, close friends, dating for a year, engaged, family, immediate family, jon, love, Nephews, Niece, not inviting, pay for wedding, plus one, sister, sister’s fiance, SistersFianceNoWeddingInvite, Small wedding, stepmom, strangers, Stubborn, teenagers, too old, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8485
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with unwanted guests at your wedding? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding experience like no other, where you can invite only the people you want without any drama.

Just like the OP, you can set strict rules for who can attend your virtual wedding. Want to make sure your guests have been dating for at least a year before they can bring a plus one? We’ve got you covered!

And if any unwanted guests try to crash your virtual wedding, our admins will swoop in and kick them out faster than you can say “I do.” Plus, we have special wedding-themed events and challenges for you to enjoy with your closest friends and family members.

So come join our Minecraft server and say “I don’t” to unwanted guests at your virtual wedding. Trust us, it’s a lot cheaper than dealing with real-life drama!

HangOutWithMeMC SMP

HangOutWithMeMC, smp

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9817
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Towns Built:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like for realz. We got this one dude who can build a house out of diamonds in like 5 minutes, it’s insane. And another guy who tamed a creeper and now it’s his pet, like what even is that?!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hide all our enchanted golden apples, shhh don’t tell anyone. And every full moon, we all ride pigs around the server like a bunch of crazy lunatics. It’s a blast, you gotta be there.

So come join us on this wild ride, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken, it’s a hoot. See you there, fam! #MinecraftSMPGoals #CreeperPetFTW 🐔💎🐷

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