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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 7709 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have this secret potion that makes u build like a pro in seconds. no more struggling to make a simple house, now u can create a whole freakin’ castle in minutes.
oh, and did i mention that we have a special event every friday night where we all dress up as llamas and have a dance party? it’s like, the most epic thing ever.
plus, our research shows that playing on our server while smoking weed can actually make u better at the game. so, like, grab your joint and come join us for some mind-blowing fun. trust me, u won’t regret it.