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SMPMania: The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Adventure >draw a man

Adventure, art, artistic interpretation, controversial art, creativity, cultural criticism, draw a man, draw a man call it a woman, drawing, equality, Expression, feminism, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gtdraw, illustration, man, Minecraft, Modern art, smp, SMPMania, social commentary, societal norms, thought-provoking art, traditional beliefs, Ultimate

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4929
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	188	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Towns Built:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where drawing a man and calling it a woman is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry mobs trying to eat it. Another time, a group of players dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the server, causing chaos wherever they went.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! We have regular events like underwater pumpkin carving contests and skydiving competitions off of the tallest tower in the server. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your imagination run wild! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next?

CraftyKidLies

Childhood, childhood innocence, childhood memories, CraftyKidLies, funny, funny anecdotes, gullible, humor, imagination, Imaginative, Innocence, Lies, Memories, misconceptions, Naive, playful, playful imagination, silly beliefs, storytelling, tall tales

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	233
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7065
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Emeralds Found:	7932	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Remember when you were a kid and your friend told you that if you joined their Minecraft server, you would be transported to a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees? Well, guess what? Our server is just like that, except even more ridiculous! Join us and you’ll be able to ride on the backs of creepers, have dance parties with Endermen, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess (spoiler alert: he’s a sore loser). So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild – just make sure to watch out for those sneaky diamond tree thieves!

SpyKidsCraft

children, covert operation, Deception, Diplomatic, double agents, Espionage, espionage tactics, government secrets, Greeting, intelligence, international relations, Kremlin, Nationality, political intrigue, putin, Russian spies, secrecy, Spanish, spy families., SpyKidsCraft, undercover

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9612
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Buildings Constructed:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where putin greets everyone in spanish, even the children of russian spies who don’t know they’re russian! it’s a wild ride of international espionage and language confusion. you never know who you’ll run into next, maybe a secret agent or a talking llama. join now for a chance to unravel the mystery and maybe even become a spy yourself. but shhh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret!

DiaCraft: Sit & Survive

active lifestyle, cardiovascular health, diabetes, diabetes complications, diabetes management, diabetes mortality, DiaCraft, excessive sitting, Exercise, exercise benefits., health benefits, Longevity, mortality rate, mortality risk, physical activity, physical health, sedentary behavior, sedentary habits, sedentary lifestyle, Sit, sitting time, SURVIVE

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Magic Items Found:	4507	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even if u sit on ur butt all day playin, u still gonna live foreva cuz of all da physical activity u gonna get in da game! it’s like a magic potion for ur health, especially if u got da beetus. so come on, join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together while defying death with every block we place! it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

✞VOID✞ Minecraft server

banner, Beautiful, Community, Gaming, Great, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, Void

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1530
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8

There is nothing more beautiful than the great Void!

57.129.13.63:30545

TinyTerra: Where smol blocks rule, adults play and spiders can’t spell ‘vanilla’

Adults, Anti Enderman Griefing, application, Armor statues, blocks, build styles, Community, crafting tweaks, Datapacks, Discord integration, Double Shulker Shells, Dragon Drops, Friendly, group projects, hermitcraft, Mature, Mods, more mob heads, Play, player head drops, QOL plugins, rule, SMOL, Spell, Spiders, Survival, TinyTerra, Vanilla, Wandering trades, Whitelist

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	952
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32

TinyTerra Minecraft Server

Server Information	Hermitcraft-style
Current Version	1.21
Server Type	Vanilla+
Community	18+ and whitelisted
Plugins	See below

Overview

Long term Hermitcraft-style server updated to Minecraft 1.21 with a new world spawn for a soft fresh start. TinyTerra offers a classic vanilla+ survival experience with a mature and friendly player base. The server is strictly 18+ and whitelisted, and all players are required to fill out an application on the Discord server. No one has OP or creative mode on the server to preserve the vanilla experience. Community involvement is encouraged, with an emphasis on group projects and a variety of build styles.

Mods

SimpleVoice Mod
Discord Integration
NoChatReports
/Player from Carpet mod
RenewableCoral from carpet mod

Datapacks

Anti-Enderman griefing
Armor statues
Double shulker shells
Dragon Drops
More mob heads
Multiplayer sleep
Player head drops
Silence Mobs
Wandering trades

Crafting Tweaks

Back to blocks
Double Slab
Dropper to dispenser
Sandstone Dyeing
Universal Dyeing
More Trapdoors and More Stairs

Join the Discord

Join the Discord server to start your application and become a part of the community at TinyTerra: https://discord.gg/bjccNqMXqq

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server 24/7?	Yes, the server is up and running 24/7.
How can I join?	You can join by filling out an application on the Discord server.
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, all players must be 18 or older to join the server.
Are there any banned items or blocks?	There are no banned items or blocks on the server, but griefing is not allowed.

SupportCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, BACKING, care, Coaching, comfort, compassion, counseling, Empathy, empowerment, encouragement, guidance, Help, Kindness, Mentorship, Minecraft, motivation, Server, solidarity, Support, SupportCraft, Understanding

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9779
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Magic Items Found:	3510
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2557	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one has your back? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we’ve got your back like a trusty diamond sword! Our staff is here to support you through all your Minecraft adventures, whether you’re building a majestic castle or battling a horde of creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes – one of which can be unlimited diamonds!

And if you’re feeling hungry after all that dancing, head over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on magical cakes that never run out. Just watch out for the mischievous Endermen who like to steal slices when you’re not looking!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

4Chan20MinecraftSMP

4chan, 4Chan20MinecraftSMP, Anonymity, digital communities, internet addiction, internet culture, internet history, internet humor, internet memes, internet slang, internet subcultures, memes, online anonymity, online behavior, online communication, online communities, online forums, online gaming, online interactions, social media, trolling

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1163
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Dimension Hops:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a base while being chased by a horde of zombie chickens, or mining for diamonds while riding a rollercoaster made of TNT.

Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself is scared to join! Plus, our community is filled with players who have been on 4chan since they were 20 and get blind drunk on a daily basis.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember, we’ll respond to anything, no matter how ridiculous or outrageous it may be.

TwinBroWeddingNoShow

brother, Christian, Communication, Conflict, decision, Dilemma, Discord, Distance, FAITH, family, Girlfriend, groomsmen, Humiliation, Invitation, relationship, Resentment, Schedule, study, TwinBroWeddingNoShow, Wedding, work

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4063
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Votes:	3937	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and fight off creepers while dealing with family drama that puts soap operas to shame.

Just like the OP’s twin brother, you’ll have to navigate tricky relationships and decide whether to attend weddings where you weren’t even properly invited. Will you be the bigger person and show up in your best virtual suit, or will you stay home and mine for diamonds instead?

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also encounter passive-aggressive sister-in-laws who love to stir up trouble and make snarky comments about your life choices. Will you stand up for yourself or let them get under your pixelated skin?

And don’t forget about the grandma who’s caught in the middle of it all, debating whether to attend the wedding or stay home and tend to her virtual garden. Will you help her navigate the drama or leave her to fend for herself?

Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, questionable invitations, and enough drama to make even the most seasoned reality TV star blush. Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the world of Minecraft?

MineAddict SMP: Stop It!

addiction, alcoholism, behavioral addiction, drug addiction, food addiction, gambling addiction, hardest to stop, internet addiction, mental health, MineAddict, nicotine addiction, pornography addiction, prescription drug addiction, Recovery, sex addiction, shopping addiction, smp, social media addiction, STOP, substance abuse, technology addiction, video game addiction, work addiction

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	6093
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to kick your addiction to breathing! Our server is so addicting, you’ll forget to take a breath while playing. We’ve had players pass out from lack of oxygen because they couldn’t tear themselves away from our epic builds and crazy adventures. So come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate challenge of forgetting to breathe while playing Minecraft!