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| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 8379 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 6826 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the distractions of real life, like wives popping up randomly while you’re trying to watch kino. Our server is the perfect place to focus on building and exploring without any pesky interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you might encounter. So come join us and leave your real-life distractions behind – unless your wife plays Minecraft too, in which case, bring her along for the fun!
