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EduGoneGOP: RIP Department of Ed!

AMERICANS, bill, Congress, current events, debate, Decision making, Democracy, Department, Department of Education, education, EduGoneGOP, Future, Government, Impact, legislation, News, policy, Politics, public schools, republicans, RIP, society, united states

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3461
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where education is actually important? Do you want to escape to a place where learning is optional and chaos reigns supreme? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the Department of Education doesn’t exist because we blew it up with TNT!

Our server is a wild and wacky place where you can build whatever you want, fight off hordes of zombie politicians, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs education when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor? Join us now and experience the thrill of living in a world without rules or responsibilities. Just watch out for the creeper explosions – they’re nothing compared to the chaos we’ve created on this server!

CraftyTradeWars

China, CraftyTradeWars, Dispute Resolution, economic conflict, filing lawsuit, global trade, international relations, international trade, legal action, legal proceedings, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade regulations, trade sanctions, trade war, US, World Trade Organization

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5819
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where china is filing lawsuits against the US with the world trade organization over tariffs! like wtf bro, who knew minecraft could be so political? join us for some crazy drama and build your own trade empire while avoiding getting sued by china. it’s a wild ride, trust me. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and llamas wearing suits. why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness? join now and let the chaos begin!

GlacierCraft: Microbiome Mayhem

algal biomass, aquatic ecosystems, Biodiversity, climate change, climate crisis, ecological balance, ecosystem changes, ecosystem disruption, environmental impact, environmental research, freshwater habitats, glacier shrinking, glacier-fed streams, GlacierCraft, global warming, MAYHEM, microbial communities, microbial diversity, Microbiome, microbiomes, species dynamics, stream health, water quality

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

lol join our epic minecraft server cuz we got glaciers shrinking faster than your mom at a buffet! u gonna see some wild changes in the microbiomes of our glacier-fed streams, like algal biomass poppin off like confetti at a party and microbial diversity that’ll make your head spin like a minecraft block.

our streams gonna be healthier than a vegan on a juice cleanse, but watch out cuz the species dynamics gonna be more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. u never know what’s gonna happen next on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be a wild ride! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the craziest minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

RusticMC

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival, survival community village adventure exploration building crafting multiplayer sandbox teamwork economy factions RPG loot PvP factions roleplay fantasy minigames mods, Towny

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	678
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Farms Harvested:	578	Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

RusticMC is a community-oriented survival server. You can choose to join our main community village, or you can venture out and do your own thing. It’s all up to you 🙂

The server was established on September 10th, 2024. There will be no map resets.

rusticmc.org

Dawg’s Domain 1.20.5

1.20.5, attitude, Confidence, culture, dawg, dawgs, determination, dog, Domain, empowerment, Hip Hop, I’ve got, Identity, in me, influence, Lyrics, Music, Rap, Self-expression, strength, swagger, that, Urban

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9394
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff.

We got that dawg in us, like we’re barking up the wrong tree but in a good way.

Join us and unleash your inner canine, build a doghouse, dig up bones, and mark your territory.

It’s a woof-tastic time, trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Let’s bark up some fun together!

DepositDrama Minecraft Server

aita, broken foot, coworker, deep pour resin, Deposit, DepositDrama, Flowers, Funeral, limited income, major surgeries, Minecraft, molds, online store, polymer clay, preservation, reimbursement, resin, RESPONSIBILITY, Retirement, Server, silica gel powder, spinal fusion, test flowers

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Crops Grown:	3009
Void Gems Collected:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn flowers into resin art and friendships into drama! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of crafting and relationships.

Ever wanted to see what happens when you mix deep pour resin, molds, and silica gel powder with a sprinkle of betrayal? Look no further, because on our server, anything can happen. Just ask our player who got ghosted for 3 years only to be hit up for a refund out of the blue. Talk about a plot twist!

But don’t worry, we’re not all about the drama. We also have a thriving polymer clay online store and a community of players who are just trying to survive their own real-life surgeries and medical woes. It’s like Grey’s Anatomy meets Minecraft, but with more crafting and less McDreamy.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of creativity, chaos, and unexpected twists like this? Come for the resin art, stay for the friendships that may or may not stand the test of time. See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of resin)!

NoPartyForYou19

anxiety, Birthday Party, Boundaries, career choices, Challenges, college, counseling, DAUGHTER, Driving, Expectations, family, guidance, INDEPENDENCE, NoPartyForYou19, parenting, parenting struggles, part time job, relationships, sleepover, Support, teenager

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	780
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

🎉 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your daughter’s 19th birthday party drama? Look no further! Join our server for wild adventures and non-stop fun! 🎉

🚗 Need a ride to the coolest virtual hangout spot? We got you covered! Our mods will drive you around in style, just like this mom drives her daughter everywhere. No need to worry about causing accidents, we promise a smooth ride to all the best in-game locations! 🚗

🎓 Not sure what to do with your virtual life? No problem! Just like this daughter, you can take your time figuring out your next move. No pressure to go to college or get a full-time job here! We support your indecisiveness and encourage you to explore all your options. 🎓

🎈 Planning a birthday bash for yourself or your virtual friends? We’ve got the perfect party spot for you! Our server is the place to be for epic celebrations and sleepovers. Just make sure to clear it with the mods first, we want to keep the peace and avoid any anxious moments like this mom. 🎈

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as entertaining as this Reddit post! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and excitement on our server? See you there! 😉

CraftyTariffWars

Agreement, Canada, CraftyTariffWars, DEBT, Dispute, Economy, export, finance, Import, international relations, Leaders, mexico, MONEY, negotiations, North America, Politics, summit, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, trump

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7141
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Alien Abductions:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we trade in diamonds and emeralds instead of boring old money! we have a special event where you can negotiate tariffs with the leaders of Canada and Mexico, just like Trump! they owe us a lot of diamonds, so come help us collect our debts and build the most luxurious pixel palace in all the land! who needs real world politics when you can rule the minecraft world with your diamond pickaxe? join now and make minecraft great again!

Pixel Unity Land

Conflict, current events, disagreement, Division, global perspectives, Land, modern times, needs met, Opinions, PIXEL, polarization, societal beliefs, societal challenges, societal direction, societal divide, societal issues, societal progress, societal trends, societal values, society, Unity, world direction, world views

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5210
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Crops Grown:	5360	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mines Excavated:	3108	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

LOL u ever just wanna escape from all the drama and chaos of the real world??? well do i have the perfect place for u!!! come join our minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind!!!

imagine a world where u can build ur dream house without worrying about rent or mortgage!!! where u can mine for diamonds and not have to worry about taxes or bills!!! where u can ride pigs and fly on dragons without anyone judging u!!!

our server is a place where u can be whoever u want to be!!! u can be a warrior, a wizard, a farmer, or even a unicorn if u want!!! the possibilities are endless!!!

we have epic quests, insane challenges, and even a secret underground disco party!!! u never know what u will find on our server!!!

so come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse!!! u won’t regret it, i promise!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Twin Trouble Heart Havoc

cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular risks, Havoc, Heart, Heart Disease, high blood pressure, maternal cardiovascular health, maternal health, maternal heart health, Mothers of twins, postpartum care, postpartum health, pregnancy complications, risk factors, Trouble, twin, twin births, twin health outcomes, twin mothers, twin parenting, twin pregnancies, twin pregnancy risks, twin research, twin studies

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4795
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Magic Items Found:	2595
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

yo, dis server be like havin twins but instead of babies, you get heart disease! but don’t worry, it’s all fun and games in dis wacky world. if you got twins and normal blood pressure, you gonna be twice as likely to have cardiovascular disease on dis server. but if you had high blood pressure during pregnancy, oh boy, da risk is eight times higher! join now for a heart-pounding adventure like no other! twin power, activate!