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The Slapstick SMP: Where you can accidentally slap your friends into victory! Java/Bedrock 1.20.4 SMP

#announcement, 1.20.4, accidentally, BONUS, Claims, Datapack, Discord, Dynmap, Friends, hermitcraft, home, Ip:, Javabedrock, Join, ONLINE, Play, Qol, Server, Shoppingdistrict, slap, slapstick, smp, Tpa, Vanilla, Victory, Voicechat, Website, Worldgen

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7568
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Below is a nicely formatted data table presenting an overview of the Minecraft server described above:

Features	Description
Compatibility	Bedrock and Java compatible
World Generation Mod	Terralith
Commands	/home, /tpa
Datapacks	Tree cutting
QoL Features	Claims, various quality of life improvements
Bonus Features	Voice chat, dynmap (online map of the world), linked Discord channel

FAQ:

Can I join the server if I’m using Bedrock Edition?
- Yes, the server is both Bedrock and Java compatible.
What are some unique features of the server?
- The server has a world generation mod called Terralith, as well as /home and /tpa commands. There is also a tree cutting datapack, claims system, and other quality of life improvements.
How many players are currently active on the server?
- The server already has about 10-15 players that play regularly, but they are from all over the world so not everyone is online at once.
Are there any additional features on the server?
- Yes, the server has voice chat enabled, dynmap for viewing the world online, and a linked Discord channel for server chat and announcements.
How can I join the server?
- The IP for Java Edition is play.slapstuck.net and the website/dynmap and Bedrock Edition IP can be accessed at https://slapstuck.net. Additionally, you can join the Discord channel here to stay up to date with server announcements.

UnfairCraft Minecraft Server

doing nothing, emotional well being, family concerns, Individuality, introspection, life choices, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, not participating, personal boundaries, personal growth, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, Server, societal expectations, UnfairCraft, unfairness

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3996
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of your family nagging you about being lazy? Well, join our Minecraft server and show them that doing nothing is an art form! Our server is the perfect place for all the slackers out there who just want to chill and relax.

We have a special “Lazy Kingdom” where you can build your own hammock fortress and nap all day long. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our “Sloth Racing” event where the slowest player wins a prize!

So come join us and embrace your inner laziness. Who needs productivity when you can have fun doing absolutely nothing?

Crafty Missed Minecraft Server

Crafty, Minecraft, Missed, Server, She missed

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1141
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Star Shards Collected:	58	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Farms Harvested:	190	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server tried to shoot an arrow at a creeper but completely missed and hit themselves instead. Talk about a fail, am I right? But fear not, because on our server, even if you miss your shots, you’ll still come out on top with our insane loot drops and epic PvP battles.

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve played on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you can hit the mark or end up like the player who missed – either way, it’s bound to be a hilarious adventure!

MomJailNoBail Minecraft Server

childhood trauma, DUI, Dysfunctional family, emotional baggage, enabling behavior, family drama, family dynamics, financial responsibility, letting go, Minecraft, MomJailNoBail, moving forward, personal boundaries, personal growth, self-care, self-preservation, Server, setting boundaries, standing up for oneself, Tough Decisions, tough love, toxic parent, toxic relationship

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5278
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic structures and battling creepers! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement.

Are you tired of toxic family members ruining your vibe? Well, on our server, you can escape all that drama and focus on what really matters – mining for diamonds and crafting the ultimate sword.

Imagine a world where your mom can’t call you from jail asking for bail money because she’s too busy fighting off zombies in the Nether. Say goodbye to entitled parents and hello to a community of players who have your back.

So, if you’re ready to leave the real world behind and embark on a journey of epic proportions, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures instead?

MomSisNoHoneymoon

acceptance, apartment hunting, Boundaries, cold shoulder, family, guilt trip, half-sister, honeymoon, in-laws, instagram, LGBTQ, MomSisNoHoneymoon, Mother, Negativity, passive aggressive, real mom, Rome, Sexuality, spare key, Wedding, wedding invitation

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6667
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Zombie Dances:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in-game drama! 🌟

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and dive into a world of blocks and adventures? Look no further! Join us and experience a world like no other, where you can build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where you can call any NPC “mamma” and they will give you extra loot and resources. Just like in the real world, right? 😉

Join us now and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs a real mom when you have a Minecraft mamma to guide you through the world of blocks and adventures? Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you for not inviting them on your Minecraft honeymoon – they can’t hang with us anyway!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the fun begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual family that appreciates you more than your real one ever did. See you in the game! 🎮🏰💎 #MinecraftFamilyGoals #NoDramaJustBlocks

SickCraft Minecraft Server

bizarre occurrences, crazy stories, emergency room, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare professionals, healthcare workers, hospital life, hospital staff, hospital work, Hospitals, intense moments, Medical, medical emergencies, medical field, Minecraft, Server, sickcraft, strange incidents, unbelievable situations, unforgettable moments, unusual events, wild experiences

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3740
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3300	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
New Chunks Explored:	465109	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of the real world insanity? Come join our Minecraft server where the craziest thing you’ll see is a pig riding a chicken! Leave the hospital drama behind and enter a world where the only emergencies are running out of diamonds or getting lost in a maze of redstone contraptions. Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to the chaos of the ER after experiencing the chaos of our server. Join now for a prescription of fun and laughter!

RoadTripWithSpongebob

Adventure, companion, dream, Escapade, EXCITEMENT, Explore, FANTASY, fictional character, Fun, imagination, Journey, Popular, road trip, RoadTripWithSpongebob, Thrill, travel, Wander, WANDERER, Wanderlust

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4932
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Crops Grown:	3994
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of boring road trips with your friends? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can go on a road trip with your favorite fictional character! Imagine cruising down the virtual highways with Spongebob Squarepants, singing karaoke with Harry Potter, or even getting lost in the wilderness with Indiana Jones. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed! Join our server now and start your epic road trip adventure with your favorite fictional character today!

BanglaCraft Server: No Protests, Just Blocks!

BanglaCraft, bangladesh, blocks, Closure, colleges, Conflict, Crisis, deadly, demonstration, education, Government, higher education, indefinite, political turmoil, PROTESTS, Safety, Server, Shutdown, student activism, Students, universities, Unrest, violence

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4500
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing shutting down is your brain cells after playing for hours on end. we shut down universities and colleges indefinitely cuz we know you won’t need that education once you start playing on our server. protests turn deadly? pshh, the only thing turning deadly here is your sick pvp skills. join now for a killer time and leave your education in the dust.

CraftyMissileDowner

Accountability, anniversary, Aviation, Conflict, CraftyMissileDowner, crash, downed, families, International, investigation, Justice, Malaysia, memorial, MH17, Netherlands, plane, Remembrance, Russian missile, Tragedy, Ukraine, Victims

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1686
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE IT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION IN A TNT FACTORY!

WE GOT MORE DIAMONDS THAN HEROBRIAN’S SECRET STASH AND MORE REDSTONE THAN A REDSTONE ENGINEER’S DREAM!

OUR PLAYERS ARE MORE SKILLED THAN A SPEEDRUNNER ON A SUGAR RUSH AND OUR BUILDERS CAN CREATE A CASTLE FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY “ENDER DRAGON”!

JOIN US FOR EPIC PVP BATTLES, CRAZY MINIGAMES, AND A COMMUNITY THAT’S TIGHTER THAN A CREEPER IN A CAT CAFE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND LET’S BUILD A MINECRAFT EMPIRE TOGETHER! #CREEPERLIFE #DIAMONDSFORDAYS #MINECRAFTMADNESS

ClimateCraft

All Year Round, climate dream, climate heaven, ClimateCraft, destination paradise, dream climate, Dream destination, dream location, dream vacation, ideal climate, ideal weather, Paradise, perfect temperature, perfect weather, travel goals, tropical paradise, weather paradise, weather perfection, weather utopia, year round, year-round bliss

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8002
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	37	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	158	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun is always shining and the rainbows never end! we have unicorns roaming the land and free ice cream for everyone who joins! plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day. so come on over and experience the magical land where the grass is made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. you won’t want to leave once you see the amazing sights and meet the friendly villagers who are always ready to trade you diamonds for a hug. join us now and start your adventure in the most fantastical minecraft server ever created!