🍆💦the best of 80s oldies Minecraft Servers

Pole Land LOLz

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we don’t mess around with boring old rules like in Poland! Here, you can let your inner rebel out and show off your badass side.

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of defying authority and causing chaos wherever you go. We don’t care about manners here, so feel free to let loose and be as outrageous as you want.

We’ve got insane stories to tell about our server, like the time a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the village. Or the time we had a dance party in the Nether with a group of zombie pigmen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world. Let’s gooooooo!

TweetCraft: Where Twitter Drama Becomes Blocky Fun!

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Are you tired of all the incessant twitter screencap spamming from brainless retards and tourists? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, ridiculous builds, and insane stories that will make you question reality. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community that is anything but boring. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! #bestserverever

DMV Explosive Craft – Boom-tastic Minecraft Fun!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where explosions are a daily occurrence! If you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of living near a naval academy without actually being there, this is the place for you!

Join us and witness the chaos as giant bangs echo through the virtual world, leaving players questioning their sanity. Who needs real life when you can have all the excitement and confusion right here in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you can survive the explosive madness!

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV! LOL

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, DAWNTRAILMIX! Get ready for an adventure like no other, with early access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT. The official release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars!

But wait, there’s more! We have a mind-blowing Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Join forces with your favorite characters and conquer the world together!

And that’s not all, folks! How about participating in the PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0? Show off your skills and dominate the battlefield like never before!

But wait, there’s even more awesomeness to discover on this server. From cross-region data center travel tests to resources, free companies, & Linkshells, we’ve got everything you need to level up your gaming experience.

And if you’re looking to socialize and meet new friends, don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups! From Excalibur to Balmung, we’ve got gatherings happening all over the server. Join us on April 20 for a special 420 Meetup (Hitler’s Birthday) – it’s going to be lit!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of DAWNTRAILMIX and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Join us now and let the fun begin!

SnowflakeCraft

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find!

Are you tired of walking on eggshells in other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage TANTRUMS at the slightest provocation! That’s right, let out all your frustrations in the most explosive way possible.

Join us and witness the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant flying pigs to underwater roller coasters, our players have no limits when it comes to creativity.

And don’t worry about being judged for being “autistic/wrong/psycho/whatever” because on our server, we embrace all kinds of players. Let your inner WEIRDO shine bright!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing hysterically at the chaos that ensues.

Blocky Boners: The Minecraft Server for Small (or Average) Penis Players

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the beauty of small (or average) penises! This is a safespace for all the guys out there who are rocking a modest size downstairs to come together and share their dicks without fear of ridicule or sph (small penis humiliation).

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to prove that size doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft! Build towering structures with your modest blocks, slay dragons with your not-so-intimidating sword, and conquer the land with your average-sized army.

But remember, on this server, only those with small (or average) penises are allowed. So leave your sph at the door and come join us for a hilarious and empowering journey through the world of Minecraft. Let’s show the world that even the smallest of swords can slay the mightiest of beasts!

NeetCraft: Where even the unemployed can mine for diamonds!

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some CRAZY reasons why:

1. Our server is so LIT that even NEETS are thriving here! We have special quests and challenges just for them, with rewards that will make you RICH in game!

2. Forget about boring benefits of 400€ a month, on our server, NEETS get virtual GOLD raining down on them every single day! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual millionaire?

3. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary NEET who became the richest player in the game by doing nothing but NEETING all day long. Will you be the next NEET superstar?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest NEET adventure of your life! Remember, on this server, NEETING is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life.

PussyCraft: Where the Blocks Are Always Wet

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as her pussy through those Nike Pros! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest and most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with creepy clowns who only spoke in cat memes. It was a sight to behold, and only those brave enough to join our server can experience such madness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary chicken army, led by a giant chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. They roam the land, spreading chaos and laughter wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MemeCraft: LOL Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, video-watching, and photo-posting needs!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures in the Minecraft world. Build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and battle against a horde of zombie chickens!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s always up for a game of musical minecarts or a round of hide and seek in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the internet! Previous Thread: Click here for more madness!

NukeCraft: Where Countries Battle it Out!

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! We’ve got players from all over the world, including North Korea, Israel, India, Pakistan, UK, France, China, USA, Russia, and even Poopesh Dickshit (yeah, we don’t know either).

Join us for explosive PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Build your own impenetrable fortress and defend it against raiders who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.

But that’s not all! We also have ridiculous mini-games like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a game where you have to survive a zombie apocalypse while wearing a tutu (seriously, it’s a thing).

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the planet. Who knows, you might even make friends with Poopesh Dickshit himself!

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dimension Hops:	3

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Star Shards Collected:	128	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Love Letters Sent:	20

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Farms Harvested:	774	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Comprehensive the best of 80s oldies Minecraft Servers

Pole Land LOLz

Stats November 22, 2024

DMV Explosive Craft – Boom-tastic Minecraft Fun!

Stats November 22, 2024

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV! LOL

Stats November 22, 2024

Blocky Boners: The Minecraft Server for Small (or Average) Penis Players

Stats November 22, 2024

PussyCraft: Where the Blocks Are Always Wet

Stats November 22, 2024

NukeCraft: Where Countries Battle it Out!

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Potions Brewed:	176
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4952

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Crops Grown:	9839	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7