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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 2795 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 7118 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 19 |
Runes Activated: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Emeralds Found: | 9492 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 253 |
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