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| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 9763 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally bonkers? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?
