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NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

annoyance, Communication, Explaining, Frustration, Minecraft, Misconception, NoobsDontDigStraightDown, patience, repeating, smp, tired, Understanding

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4034
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t joined the most epic Minecraft SMP server yet? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is jealous! We have diamond rain falling from the sky, creeper fireworks every night, and a secret underground base where Notch himself hangs out and crafts golden apples for all the players. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

MinecraftAfterDark

adult humor, animated, cartoon, Clever, comedy, double entendre, Entertainment, funny, hidden message, humor, humor for adults, inappropriate, JOKE, kids show, mature content, MinecraftAfterDark, NSFW, RISQUE, Suggestive, television, Witty

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	370
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Alien Abductions:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Farms Harvested:	848
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring, family-friendly Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to build giant phallic structures, engage in epic battles with pixelated nudity, and explore a world where the only limit is your dirty imagination. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner adult humor run wild!

LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%

Baltic states, current events, Democracy, democracy in action, eastern europe, election results, electoral system, general election, Government, Lithuania, LithuanianCraft, News, political change, political leadership, political parties, Political process, Politics, progressive, Social Democrats, SocialDemSlay90, voter turnout, Voting

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6356
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Crops Grown:	9353
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the social democrats are taking over Lithuania? like, they have 90% of the votes counted and they are totally dominating the game. come join us and be part of this crazy political revolution in the minecraft world. who knew politics could be so lit in a blocky world? come build your own political party and see if you can overthrow the social democrats. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. join now and let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this minecraft server!

Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition

BLOCK, blood pressure, Cancer, cardiovascular disease, dementia, Edition, environmental impact, hazard, health, health implications, health risks, heart attacks, Party, Plastic, plastic bottle dangers, plastic bottle health risks, plastic bottle usage, plastic bottles, plastic chemicals, plastic pollution, plastic toxins, plastic waste, public health concerns, research findings, single-use plastics, strokes

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2278
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel! Why, you ask? Well, lemme drop some knowledge bombs on ya – did you know that research has linked plastic bottles to raised blood pressure? Yeah, that’s right! So if you wanna avoid heart attacks, strokes, dementia, and cancer, you better hop on this server ASAP! We got virtual plastic bottle bans, virtual healthy living tips, and virtual doctors to keep ya in tip-top shape! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those pesky plastic bottles and hello to a healthier, happier Minecraft life!

Blue Sky

Adventure, boundless creativity, Builders, Challenges, classic gameplay, Community, Creative, Creative Map, creativity, Cross-Play, Friends, imagination, multiplayer, no pay to win, personal plots, PvP, Raiding, secret hideaway, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4444
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Potions Brewed:	136

Welcome to Blue Sky, where adventure, creativity, and community come first! We’ve built a Minecraft server that lets your imagination soar—no pay-to-win mechanics, no barriers—just pure, classic gameplay with a twist. Our survival world sticks closely to the vanilla experience but with multiplayer-enhancing additions like /tpa and /sethome to keep things fun. In this wild, unprotected world, anything goes, so run far and build your secret hideaway!

When you’re ready for a break from survival’s challenges, head to our creative map—a safe haven for builders to unleash their creativity on personal plots. We’re a group of friends who have shaped this server around the way we love to play, and if you share that same passion for adventure and boundless creativity, Blue Sky is waiting for you!

blueskycraft.org

ElysianCraft

50M, Anarchy, ElysianCraft, Minecraft, Neverending, New server, new world, No Rules, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla, worldborder

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2486
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

ElysianCraft is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is: ElysianCraft.net

new server new world worldborder is set on 50M

ElysianCraft.net

Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6534
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure in a world filled with mystery, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Yes, potatoes are the new currency on our server because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who rules over a kingdom of pigs wearing crowns and monocles. If you can impress him with your pig-whispering skills, he might just grant you access to his secret bacon vault.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that take place every full moon. Players transform into werewolves and battle it out for the title of Alpha Pig. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for potatoes.

Fantastic News Minecraft SMP

#Fantastic News, actress, chilling, Cinema, Date night, enjoyment, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, fantastic, film, Fun, Halloween, horror movie, Minecraft, New Release, News, night out, Popcorn, rhea ripley, Scary, scream, smp, spooky, Thriller

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7851
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	6160	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Guess what? Rhea Ripley just joined our Minecraft SMP and she absolutely loved that new horror movie! If you want to join a server where you can mine diamonds while discussing the latest scary flicks with a WWE superstar, then this is the place for you! Plus, rumor has it that Rhea once built a haunted house in Minecraft that was so spooky, even Herobrine got scared! So come join us for some creeper-filled fun and maybe even catch a glimpse of Rhea Ripley herself roaming the virtual lands!

BusyBeeDay Minecraft SMP

busiest day, busy schedule, BusyBeeDay, challenging situations, coping mechanisms, hectic day, learning experiences, life events, life experiences, life milestones, Managing stress, memorable days, Minecraft, overwhelming moments, personal development, personal growth, prioritizing tasks, productivity, self reflection, smp, Stress Management, time crunch, Time management

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4143
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	9637	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Potions Brewed:	147

Are you tired of living a boring life of monotony and routine? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and chaos? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where every day is the busiest day of your life! From dodging creepers and zombies to navigating treacherous lava pits, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of baby zombies. Join forces with them to conquer the land and rule the server with an iron fist (or feathered wing)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, busiest day of your life! Who needs real life when you can have all the chaos and excitement you could ever want in a virtual world?

NoobMaster69Craft

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1409
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

Are you tired of being a total noob at PvP in Minecraft? Do you constantly get wrecked by 12-year-olds who have never seen the light of day outside of their computer screens? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most potato-like players can become PvP gods!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking down seasoned veterans with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our server is like the Hunger Games on steroids, with crazy power-ups and weapons that will have you laughing maniacally as you obliterate your enemies.

So if you’re tired of being the laughing stock of your Minecraft friends, come join us and show them who’s boss. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend, known far and wide for your epic PvP skills. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even for the most hopelessly uncoordinated players.