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NoKidZoneCraft

aita, bad kid, bullying, child, complaint, conservative family, dislike, faith based school, Friends, influence, Junk Food, NoKidZoneCraft, not inviting, parents, public school, reminder, sleepover, submissive, summer camp, Upset, upset parents.

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1484
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Villages Defended:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of boring, faith-based schools where kids get in trouble for asking questions and standing up to bullies? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure!

Our server is like a small, loving, and accepting environment where you can let your creativity run wild. No more inflexible rules or lack of common sense here – just pure fun and excitement!

Join now and meet hilarious characters like Julia and Sue, who will keep you entertained with their crazy antics. From sleepovers to summer camps, you never know what outrageous stories will unfold on our server.

So why wait? Come join us and be a part of the most epic Minecraft community where being a “terrible influence” is actually a compliment! Let’s show Sue’s parents what real fun looks like 😉.

CraftyCrafterz

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9103
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Star Shards Collected:	115
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no one to appreciate your hard work? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where diamond miners are treated like royalty! Our server is filled with beautiful villagers who can’t resist a player with a full inventory of shiny diamonds. Join now and become the most attractive player in the land!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of chicken jockeys who ride around on giant chickens, terrorizing unsuspecting players. Will you join their ranks or become their next target? Only time will tell on our wild and wacky Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. Who knew Minecraft could be this much fun?

CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

1938, aggression, Conflict, CraftyPutins, Dictatorship, Europe, History, international relations, Invasion, lessons, Military, Minecraft, nationalism, Political, power, Propaganda, putin, Server, soviet union, totalitarianism, Ukraine, War, world war

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1508
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Dragon Eggs Found:	3862	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3

lol u ever wanted to time travel back to 1938 and see putin starting a war in ukraine? well now u can…in minecraft! join our server for a wild ride through history where putin is a pixelated warlord and ukraine is made of blocks. build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or join putin’s army and conquer the land. who knew history could be so fun and blocky? come join us for a blast from the past…literally!

HostageCraft: No Surrender

Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, freedom, fumes, Hamas, HostageCraft, hostages, Ismail Haniyeh, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Palestinian, Peace, Politics, Release, resistance, RETALIATION, Surrender, Tension, Terrorism

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons and unicorns and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. you can, like, build your own castle and, like, battle other players with, like, enchanted swords and stuff.

oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret treasure hunt where you can find, like, a magical portal to a land filled with candy and rainbows. and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a pet creeper that, like, follows you around and explodes on command.

so, like, come join us on this, like, totally rad server where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, we will not surrender until every player has experienced the ultimate Minecraft adventure.”

AnalogProstateExamCraft

analog test, AnalogProstateExamCraft, digital prostate exam, digital rectal exam, Healthcare, medical procedure, mens health, prostate cancer awareness, prostate cancer detection, prostate cancer prevention, prostate cancer screening, prostate exam frequency, prostate exam guidelines, prostate exam procedure, prostate exam recommendations, prostate gland, prostate health, prostate health awareness, prostate health check, prostate screening, Urology

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6166
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally bonkers? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.

also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.

so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?

Krotje Hardcore MC

BROKE, Economy, Hangout, Hardcore, Kortterdikrotterdikrot, Krotje, mc, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Shack, shacks, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7470
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Towns Built:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

We are broke. and we want you to hang out with us. will you shack with us? Kortterdikrotterdikrot. Kortterdikrotterdikrot. Kortterdikrotterdikrot. shacks.

play.krotje.com

Eva’s Minecraft Server: Anime Edition

animation, Anime, Characters, classic, culture, Edition, Eva, EVAs, iconic, Impact, influenced, japanese, Mecha, mid 00s, Minecraft, neon genesis evangelion, Psychological, Recommendations, Sci Fi, series, Server, Storyline, Themes, watch

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	218
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Animals Bred:	30	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
New Chunks Explored:	768009	Star Shards Collected:	288
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers server out there!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, if you can solve the riddle of the talking llama, you’ll unlock the ultimate power-up that will make you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to watch out for the killer bunnies…they may look cute, but they’ll eat your face off if you’re not careful!

And for some inspiration on how to navigate our crazy world, we recommend watching this hilarious Minecraft Let’s Play video: [insert link here] – it’s guaranteed to have you in stitches!

Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, boy band, Entertainment, Fandom, girl group, K-pop fans, K-pop industry, korean pop, Kpop, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), music artists, music community, music fans, music genre, music trends, No. 66428648, Party, pop culture, popular music, Server, south korea

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8471
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Void Gems Collected:	24	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of building the same boring structures in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate paradise for Kpop fans! Join us and build your very own Kpop concert stadium, complete with holographic performances by your favorite idols.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where you can hang out with BTS and Blackpink members in between their world tours. Rumor has it that Jungkook is a master at crafting diamond swords!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that leads you to a magical land where all your Kpop dreams come true. Dance battles with EXO, karaoke nights with Twice, and even a chance to go on a virtual date with your bias!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the Kpop madness begin! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft idol sensation!

MomAndSpecialBroGoneWild

accomplishment, acknowledgment, Audience, award, college, communication breakdown, creative writing, emotional response, family dynamics, Judges, mental conditions, MomAndSpecialBroGoneWild, Outburst, punishment, Resentment, seizures, short story contest, sibling rivalry, special needs, Support, Trophy

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7262
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where your accomplishments are actually recognized!

Tired of being overshadowed by your brother with special needs? Join our server and become the true star of the show! No more cracked trophies or missed opportunities here – just pure, unadulterated praise for all your hard work.

On our server, you can build your own virtual trophies, read your creative writing masterpieces to an adoring audience, and bask in the glory of being the true winner. No more seizures ruining your big day – just endless possibilities and endless support from your fellow players.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and finally get the recognition you deserve! Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual success and validation? Let’s build, create, and conquer together – because you are a winner in our world!

WindowWatchers Minecraft Server

amazing, Astonishing, BIZARRE, Craziest, eXtraordinary, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, Phenomenal, remarkable, Server, Sight, strange, Surprising, uncommon, unexpected, UNUSUAL, view, WINDOW, WindowWatchers

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4106
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Have you ever looked out your window and seen a herd of llamas riding pigs through a rainbow-filled sky? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never know what to expect next. From giant chickens laying diamond eggs to villagers breakdancing in the town square, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!