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American Confusion Minecraft Server

American, American identity crisis, AMERICANS, changing dynamics, confusion, decline of power, emerging powers, foreign policy, funny, geopolitical landscape, Global influence, global perspective, global power shift, hegemonic superpower, international relations, Minecraft, perspective shift, Server, shifting balance of power, superpower status, Understanding, united states, World Order, world politics

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3397
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Join our Minecraft server and witness the chaos as Americans struggle to come to terms with the fact that they’re not the top dog anymore! Watch as they build monuments to their former glory, only to have them destroyed by players from other countries. It’s a hilarious battle of egos that you won’t want to miss! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with cheeseburgers and freedom fries for all our players. Come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

>*Ruins entire reputation and career for Minecraft SMP

15 seconds of fame, attention seeking, Backlash, career, consequences, entire, fame hungry, gtruins, internet fame, Minecraft, mistake, no reason, online behavior, public image, regret, reputation, ruined opportunities, Ruins reputation, scandal, smp, social media, social media disaster, viral, viral sensation, viral video

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5272
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Emeralds Found:	5403	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	25

Are you tired of living a boring, reputation-filled life? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can ruin your entire career for just 15 seconds of fame! Who needs a good name when you can have a viral tweet like TaigsVS? Come join us and make headlines for all the wrong reasons! Just click the link and say goodbye to your dignity!

Wuwa’s Wavey Minecraft Server

Android, Camellya, codes, Convene Tracker, Depths of Illusive Realm, Download, Dream Message, egs, emotes, Events, friends list, Gifts of Fleeting Dreams, Ios, Map, Media Contents, Minecraft, News, Night Knocks, patch notes, Pincer Maneuver Warriors, Resonator Banner, Rewards, Rinascita, SEED OF FATE, Server, Somnium Labyrinth, Timeline, Trailer, twitter, Version 1.4, wavey, weapon banner, windows, wuthering waves, Wuwas

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6377
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Crops Grown:	8536
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your dreams come true? Well, look no further than this one! We’ve got messages arriving in dreams, Resonator Showcases that will blow your mind, and weapons that will make you feel like a warrior from another realm.

Join us on this server and embark on epic adventures like the Somnium Labyrinth – Somnoire Adventure Event, where you’ll navigate through illusions and phantasms to claim your rightful place as a hero. And don’t forget about the Depths of Illusive Realm – Phantasm Amass event, where you’ll gather all the phantasms you can handle.

But that’s not all! We’ve got emotes for days, codes to unlock secret treasures, and a Friends List that will make you feel like you’re part of an exclusive club. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let the madness begin!

Burlesque Dance Party Minecraft SMP

Burlesque, burlesque costume, burlesque culture, burlesque dancer, burlesque performance, burlesque show, Cabaret, Dance, Entertainment, feather boa, Glamorous, Minecraft, Party, performance art, Provocative, Retro, RISQUE, seductive, Sensual, showgirl, smp, Theatrical, Vaudeville, vintage

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	695
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in epic dance-offs with creepers, and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine (like a giant toilet made out of obsidian).

But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet slime named Larry who will follow you around and give you hugs (or try to eat your face, it’s a toss-up).

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, we can’t guarantee anything with all the chaos going on)!

No Monogamy Minecraft Server

alternative relationships, breaking societal norms, consensual non monogamy, ethical non monogamy, feminist ideals, inclusive relationships, love revolution, love without boundaries, Minecraft, monogamy, multiple partners, Non-monogamy, open relationships, polyamorous community, polyamorous lifestyle, Polyamory, relationship anarchy, relationship diversity, relationship freedom, relationship liberation, Server, unconventional love, women’s empowerment

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5450
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1260	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	387
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in breaking all the rules – especially when it comes to relationships! Our goal is to create a world where every woman can have multiple boyfriends, whether they’re married or not.

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, love triangles, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Who needs monogamy when you can have a whole harem of Minecraft boyfriends?

So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might just find your perfect pixelated partner (or partners) in this crazy world of blocky romance.

/Minecraft SMP/ – Amusing Game Design Dudes

agdg, AGDG resources, amateur game development, amusing, Demo Days, design, Dudes, Game, game design, game dev community, game development, game development resources, game development tools, game jams, helpful links, indie games, itch.io, Minecraft, obsproject, smp, steam games, webm, WebM converter, webmcam

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5629
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy pranks, and unexpected plot twists that will leave you questioning reality.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about a player who stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to have it stolen by a mischievous group of villagers who turned out to be secret agents working for a mysterious entity known as the “Block Mafia”.

But fear not, brave adventurer! With your help, we can defeat the Block Mafia and restore peace to the land of Minecraftia. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and join us on this wacky journey of friendship, betrayal, and lots of explosions (because who doesn’t love a good TNT party?)

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the craziest community this side of the pixelated universe!

StrengGrief Minecraft server

Cheats, Free donation, Minecraft, Rozrishini, Server, StrengGrief, vizhivaniya, Vulture

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7665
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Farms Harvested:	114
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	325	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Votes:	7622	Runes Activated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

Rozrishini cheats, free donation, vulture, vizhivaniya.

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Just Realizing Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Realizing, Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7020
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1046
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server and you’ll find love in the most unexpected places. Who needs a supermodel when you can have a morbidly obese chick who will always have your back (literally)? Plus, she’ll always share her snacks with you, so you’ll never go hungry in-game again. Join now and start your love story with the most unexpected twist!

PC Failure Looms Over Me Minecraft SMP

cable change, computer maintenance, computer peripherals, computer problems, computer repair, computer startup, computer support, computer troubleshooting, Failure, hardware issue, internal components, keyboard and mouse flickering, looms, Minecraft, monitor connection problem, PC failure, pc repair, power supply, sleep mode, smp, start up issues, tech help, technical support, Troubleshooting

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3529
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Dragons Tamed:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Falling into the Void:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Potions Brewed:	127	Chimeras Created:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Are you tired of your PC acting like a diva and refusing to cooperate? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave all your tech problems behind! Our server is so powerful, it will make your PC jealous and behave like a good little machine.

We have a secret potion that will magically fix all your tech issues, just by logging in to our server. Say goodbye to flickering monitors and finicky keyboards – our SMP will make your PC run smoother than a baby’s bottom.

Don’t waste your time and money on repairs, join our Minecraft SMP and let the magic happen. Your PC will thank you, and you’ll thank us for the outrageous fun and tech-savvy community we have waiting for you. See you in the game!

Turkmenistan Minecraft Server

Ashgabat, Caspian sea, Central Asia, Minecraft, Server, Silk Road, Turkmen art, Turkmen cuisine, Turkmen culture, Turkmen history, Turkmen language, Turkmen music, Turkmen traditions, turkmenistan, Turkmenistan economy, Turkmenistan facts, Turkmenistan flag, Turkmenistan government, Turkmenistan landmarks, Turkmenistan people, Turkmenistan tourism., Turkmenistan travel

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	466
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the Turkmenistan of Minecraft worlds – mysterious, exotic, and full of surprises! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated deserts, where you can ride camels instead of horses and build epic yurts instead of boring old houses.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of explosive llamas. Will you be brave enough to face the llama army and claim the treasure for yourself? Or will you end up getting spit on and blown to smithereens? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of Turkmenistan in Minecraft form. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world? Join now and let the madness begin!