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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 213 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 158259 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Villages Defended: | 12 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have sworn to protect all players from creepers and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that will transport you to a land filled with talking cows who tell the best jokes in the galaxy.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! And don’t forget to compliment the llamas on their impeccable taste in pixelated spouses. 😉