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CraftyShipmates – Sail the Seas of Minecraft with ‘/alg/ – Azur Lane General #6316’!

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8838
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for our ongoing event “From Zero to Hero” where you can transform from a mere blocky peasant to a legendary warrior. We’ve got ships like SR CA KMS Fredrich Carl and Elite CL Liverpool waiting for you to conquer the seas with.

But wait, there’s more! How about a fantasy RPG skin for Jade that will make you the envy of all your fellow players? Or maybe you’re more into the Vampire META on a Cruise Mission – we’ve got that too!

Don’t forget to bind your account though, or you might lose all your progress when the game updates. And remember, we don’t have our own discord because we’re too cool for that.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and become a legend in your own right. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secrets of the Abyssal Refrain or the Little Cheshire rerun. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in our world!

LapLunchCraft

aita, awkward situation, bar incident, communication issue, conversation difficulty, EMBARRASSING, Food in lap, ignoring, LapLunchCraft, making a scene, not happy, Professional staff, restaurant mishap, trying to move past, UNCOMFORTABLE, unhappy response, waiter incident, white shorts, wife upset

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8007
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Mines Excavated:	4670	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing dropping in your lap will be epic loot and rare items! Unlike that unfortunate restaurant incident, our staff is not only professional but also skilled in serving up fun and excitement.

Join us and leave behind the embarrassment of food in your lap, because here you’ll be too busy building magnificent structures and exploring vast lands to worry about such trivial matters. And if your wife is upset with you, just bring her along to our server and watch as she becomes enchanted by the endless possibilities and adventures awaiting her.

So come on, don’t be shy! Join our server and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who needs a plate of food in their lap when you can have a world of endless possibilities at your fingertips?

BedrockBuddies Minecraft SMP

AMBITION, BedrockBuddies, determination, discipline, DRIVE, goals, inspiration, mental health, mindset, Minecraft, morning routine, motivation, Passion, perseverance, positivity, productivity, purpose, Routine, self improvement, self-care, smp, success, wellness

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2338
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Votes:	2900
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Like, we have stacks on stacks of diamonds, emeralds, and netherite. It’s like a treasure trove down there, bro.

And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on anyone who tries to mess with us. His name is Fluffy and he’s the coolest dragon you’ll ever meet.

But wait, there’s more. We also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They have advanced technology and can teleport you anywhere in the world in an instant. It’s like having your own personal Uber service, but with aliens.

So, if you want to join this epic Minecraft SMP server and experience all the craziness for yourself, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

MemeCraftMadness

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7486
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dimension Hops:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through a magical portal to a land filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. But be careful, because the evil Ender Dragon is always lurking, ready to steal your diamonds and turn them into disco balls.

But don’t worry, because our server has a secret weapon – a team of ninja turtles who will protect you at all costs. They’ll teach you how to build the most epic bases, defeat the toughest bosses, and even ride a unicorn into battle.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BrogCraft

Ars Nouveau, Automation, BrogCraft, Conflict, Create, destiny, Economy, Explorer, Faction, Integrated Engineering, Machines, Magic, Modded, Modpack, multiplayer, Sorcerer, Space, Survival, Tech, Tinkers Construct, trader.., warrior

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3368
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7524	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Brog Craft Minecraft Server
Aim	To appeal to all possible audiences with comprehensive mods covering various aspects of additional content
Welcome Message	Welcome to Brog Craft – A New Frontier Awaits!

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Why Join Brog Craft?

🌟 A Land of Opportunity: With only a few regular players, the world is wide open, and a massive power vacuum awaits your ambition.

What challenges can I expect on Brog Craft?

⚔️ Challenge the Wilds: Encounter unique mobs and deadly enemies that will test your survival skills.

What can I create and innovate on Brog Craft?

🏗️ Create & Innovate: Harness advanced tech mods to build machines, automate your base, or even launch into space!

Is there a focus on magic systems on Brog Craft?

✨ Master the Arcane: Explore powerful magic systems and forge your legacy as a sorcerer supreme.

Can I form alliances or engage in conflicts on Brog Craft?

⚔️ Forge Alliances or Fight for Supremacy: Build your faction, dominate the economy, or crush rivals in open conflict. The choice is yours.

What kind of players will enjoy Brog Craft?

💡 Whether you’re a solo explorer, a savvy trader, or a daring warrior, the world of Brog Craft offers endless possibilities to rise, thrive, and conquer.

How can I join the Brog Craft server and community?

🔗 Join Today and Become a Legend🌍 IP: Brogcraft.org

Where can I find more information about the mods included in Brog Craft?

!!! MODS !!! : https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-brog-craft

Is there a Discord server for Brog Craft?

Discord: https://discord.gg/HG2kCYssf2

Don’t miss your chance to be a founding force in a fresh, evolving community. Your journey begins here—are you ready?

Eternal Quest Guild 1.21

AMBITION, Assholes, economic disparities, ENTITLEMENT, ETERNAL, Frustration, guild, Jealousy, laziness, Living, mental health, neets, productivity, Quest, Resentment, self worth, social dynamics, Social Skills, societal expectations, societal norms, unemployment, work

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7833
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	61	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Bro, forget about those NEETs, come join our Minecraft server and escape reality like a boss!

We got pigs that fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes.

You’ll never have to work again because in our server, the only thing you need to mine is diamonds and good vibes.

Join us and let’s build a world where NEETs are the ones working for us!

LootCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7850
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Enchantments Applied:	255
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the White Elephant game takes on a whole new level of craziness! Join us for a chance to win virtual gifts that will blow your mind, like a diamond sword, enchanted armor, or even a stack of golden apples!

Just like in the real game, you never know what you’ll end up with. Maybe you’ll score a rare item that will make you the envy of all your friends, or maybe you’ll end up with a pile of dirt that you can use to prank unsuspecting players.

But be warned, trading gifts is not for the faint of heart. You might end up with a creeper egg that will explode in your face, or a potion of invisibility that will make you the ultimate troll.

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of the White Elephant game like never before. Who knows, you might just walk away with the ultimate prize and become the richest player in the virtual world!

NoMoreHomemaker2021

Assertiveness, Boundaries, career goals, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, ENGAGEMENT, equality, Expectations, family dynamics, feminism, Honesty, Marriage, NoMoreHomemaker2021, relationships, Respect, social norms, Support, traditional gender roles, Trust

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2778
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	4673
Dimension Hops:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when a player’s in-game family turned against them for wanting to keep their job and not become a stay-at-home Minecraft wife.

Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself in the face of adversity, just like our brave player did when they confronted their fiancé and his family in front of everyone. Will you choose to apologize and keep the peace, or will you stand your ground and assert your independence?

Join us now for a server full of surprises, where you never know what outrageous situation will happen next. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a similar dilemma and have to make a tough decision like our courageous player did. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and be part of the drama!

DraftSaver Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3951
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13

OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit and you should join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane reasons why you should join:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But shh, it’s a secret so don’t tell anyone!

2. Our admin is a literal wizard who can summon dragons and make rainbows shoot out of his butt. It’s wild, I tell ya!

3. We have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells the best jokes. Seriously, you won’t stop laughing!

4. Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava pit filled with flying chickens. It’s chaotic and hilarious at the same time!

5. We have a haunted mansion where ghosts play pranks on unsuspecting players. Spooky, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

ChildishCraft

activities, Carefree, cartoons, Childhood, ChildishCraft, childlike, Entertainment, Fun, games, hobbies, imagination, Innocence, Memories, Nostalgia, pastimes, playful, Playtime, Toys, WHIMSICAL, Youthful, youthful pursuits

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7029
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Crops Grown:	4472
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3186
Divine Spears Created:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Magic Items Found:	4416

Are you a fan of building block towers and pretending you’re an architect? Do you dream of riding pigs into battle and defeating evil creepers with your trusty diamond sword? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant minecarts)! Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves and leading them into battle against an army of zombie villagers? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that can turn you into a superhero with the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes (okay, maybe not the lasers part, but you get the idea)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in the wacky world of Minecraft!

ChinaCraft Server: Population Drop!

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Farms Harvested:	950	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more players than china’s population! we’re so popular, even china is jealous. with our crazy builds and insane mini games, you’ll never want to leave. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server. join now before the population drops even more!