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MinefulMotivation

anxiety, daily practice, depression, eating habits, Exercise, lifestyle improvement, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness benefits, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness habits, mindfulness lifestyle, mindfulness meditation, mindfulness practice, mindfulness research, mindfulness study, mindfulness techniques, MinefulMotivation, motivation, sleeping habits, wellbeing

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2820
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally change ur life? well, look no further cuz our server is like a magical unicorn that sprinkles happiness and rainbows everywhere u go.

just 10 minutes a day of playing on our server will make u feel like u can conquer the world. u will be so zen and chill, u won’t even remember what stress feels like. say goodbye to depression and anxiety, cuz our server is like a virtual therapist that will make all ur problems disappear.

not only that, but playing on our server will make u want to be a better person. u will start eating healthier, exercising more, and sleeping like a baby. it’s like a miracle in block form.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the best version of urself. trust us, u won’t regret it.

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

Chud, ChudCraft, Diversity, double standards, feminism, gender, Gender Roles, Individuality, Marriage, Minecraft, misconceptions, Misogyny, monoliths, relationships, Server, sexual behavior, Sexuality, slut shaming, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, Virgins, Women

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2894
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Love Letters Sent:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only thing crazier than the blocky landscapes are the players themselves! Join us and discover why women on our server are definitely not monoliths, they’re more like…diamonds in the rough! Only 3% of women marry virgins on our server, but don’t worry, that number is probably even lower because some players believe that blowjobs and anal don’t count as “real sex” – talk about a plot twist! So come on over and explore our wild world where anything is possible, including finding a non-whore woman who will steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds)!

NEETcraft SMP – 10 Years of No Life

back to school, bringing a girl home, business major, career prospects, CS major, financial struggle, fresh out of college, graduate in two years, Job Search, lack of money, Life, life advice, living with parents, NEET, NEET for 10 years, NEETcraft, pursuing a Ph.D., r9k, shame, smp, VIRGINITY, Years

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5964
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Meteorites Collected:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of being a NEET for 10 years and living in your mom’s basement? Do you want to escape the clutches of your overbearing mother and build your own virtual empire? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and become the master of your own destiny. Build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons with your fellow players. Who needs a CS or business degree when you can be the king of your own virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that finding a girlfriend on our server is easier than finding diamonds in a cave. So why wait until your late 30s to lose your virginity when you can do it in style on our Minecraft SMP?

Join now and start living your best virtual life!

CancelledCraft: Not Home for Our Date

alternative plans, cancelled plans, CancelledCraft, career focus, Communication, controlling relationship, Cooking, date, friendship, gut feeling, home, long distance friendship, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, old friends, reconnecting with the past, reconnection, social plans, standing up, staying home, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3771
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as reconnecting with an old friend who’s now a single parent? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this crazy story.

You never know what’s going to happen next – maybe you’ll log on to find your base completely destroyed by a mysterious player, or stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. Just like how this guy’s plans got derailed by his friend’s last-minute change of heart, you’ll never know what to expect on our server.

So come join us for a wild ride of drama, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of romance (just kidding, it’s all about the blocks and building here). Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation as wacky as this one – but hey, that’s all part of the fun on our server!

SoloSurvivorMinecraftSMP

Challenges, Experience, growth mindset., INDEPENDENCE, learning, life experiences, life lessons, Life skills, Maturity, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self reliance, SoloSurvivorMinecraftSMP, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2567
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128
Enchantments Applied:	176	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Dimension Hops:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll learn valuable life lessons like never trusting a chicken with your diamonds or always checking under every block for hidden treasure chests. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and maybe even a few exploding creepers along the way. Who needs school when you can learn the true meaning of friendship and survival in the world of Minecraft? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

SponsorCraft: Tried & Tested!

SponsorCraft, Tested

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7477
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures and wackiest challenges that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Imagine a world where YouTubers sponsor the most outrageous activities, and you get to be a part of it all! From riding pigs off of cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the epic pranks and hilarious shenanigans that go on every day.

So, if you’re ready to join a community of fellow gamers who love to have a good time and push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft, then come on over to our server. Who knows, you might just end up being the star of the next viral Minecraft video!

SovietSlapdown Minecraft Server

Abuse, authoritarianism, Beaten, brutality, Commanders, eastern europe, human rights violations, international conflict, Justice, Military, military discipline, Minecraft, mistreatment, punishment, Russian soldiers, Server, soldiers’ rights, SovietSlapdown, Tied, Ukraine crackdown, unlawful actions, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5903
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Void Gems Collected:	22
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Potions Brewed:	150

come join our epic minecraft server, where the only thing getting tied and beaten are creepers by our fearless players! forget about boring old russia and ukraine drama, we have our own crazy battles going on in the world of blocks and pixels. our commanders are so tough, they make russian soldiers look like little baby zombies! join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. who needs real world problems when you can escape to our insane minecraft universe? come on, what are you waiting for? the fun is just beginning!

WeaponWoesCraft

arms sales, arms shipments, Conflict Resolution, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, France, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military aid, military support, Political Criticism, slow deliveries, uk, ukraine conflict, US, weapons deliveries, WeaponWoesCraft, zelenskyy

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9461
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4950
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and unpredictable? well, this server is the craziest of them all, bruh. like, imagine if Zelenskyy from Ukraine was actually a Minecraft player and he was calling out the US, UK, and France for being slow at delivering weapons in the game. like, how insane is that?

join this server for the most epic battles and drama you’ve ever seen. u never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe Putin will show up and start griefing everyone’s builds or something. it’s a total free-for-all and anything goes.

plus, the weapons deliveries are super fast on this server. like, you ask for a diamond sword and boom, it’s in your inventory in seconds. no waiting around for days like those other lame servers. so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

AirPollutionMC

air pollution, AirPollutionMC, community health, D-rated neighborhoods, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental justice, ER visits, fine particulate matter, health disparities, health equity, mental disorder, mental health outcomes, mental health risks, new york, Nitrogen dioxide, pollution effects, pollution exposure, public health, redlined communities, urban environments

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5088
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where the air is so clean, you’ll never have to worry about mental health risks from air pollution again! That’s right, no more ER visits for mental disorders caused by nasty pollutants. Our server is like a breath of fresh air for your brain!

But wait, there’s more! Not only is our air cleaner than a freshly washed diamond sword, but our community is so redlined, you’ll feel like you’re living in the swankiest neighborhood in New York City. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones in our D-rated paradise?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, insane, brain-damaged Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right? Let’s get crafting, baby!

OshiCraft Minecraft Server

achievement, AMBITION, Anime, Competition, determination, dreams, friendship, hard work, Manga, Minecraft, Oshi no Ko, OshiCraft, Passion, perseverance, Rivalry, Server, sports, success, teamwork, The eyes of a winner, Training, Underdog, Victory

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3137
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of being a loser in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is where winners are born! Join us and witness the power of the “eyes of a winner” as you dominate the virtual world like never before.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated landscape, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But wait, there’s more! As you continue your journey, you come across a group of friendly villagers who offer to trade with you in exchange for rare items like dragon eggs and nether stars. And just when you think it can’t get any better, you discover a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy and the mobs are all friendly.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Eye of the Winner” – a mystical artifact that grants its wielder unimaginable power and fortune. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this eye will become the ruler of the server, with the ability to bend reality to their will and summon armies of loyal minions to do their bidding.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to wield the “Eye of the Winner” and become the ultimate champion of our crazy Minecraft world.