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Minecraft SMP – /lmg/ – Local Models General

alpha calculator, benchmarks, bitnet, Censorship, chatbot arena, deepseek, general, inference engines, japanese, language models, LMG, local ], local models, machine learning, meta fair, Minecraft, ministral, models, plamo, programming, sampler visualizer, smp, text generation, VRAM calculator

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3909	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Star Shards Collected:	244	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Villages Defended:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /lmg/! This server is dedicated to discussing and developing local language models, but don’t let that fool you – we’re not your average nerds. Previous threads have been filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us for the chance to explore new research, models, and datasets from Meta FAIR, including the infamous BitNet.cpp – the official inference framework for 1-bit LLMs. And let’s not forget about DeepSeek’s Janus-1.3B, which promises multimodal understanding and generation that will blow your mind.

But the real fun begins with Ministral 8B and PLaMo-100B – these models will have you questioning reality and laughing uncontrollably as you navigate through the chaos of our server. And if you’re looking for a challenge, check out our benchmarks like the Chatbot Arena and Censorbench – trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life on /lmg/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Crafty Critter Minecraft Server

animal, animalistic behavior, Crafty, critter, dark secrets, enigmatic past, forbidden desires, haunting memories, Hidden Powers, Human nature, identity crisis, inner beast, Minecraft, mysterious past, primal instincts, psychological thriller, Self Discovery, Server, shape shifter, Supernatural powers, surreal experience, transformation, untamed spirit, wild side

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1994
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Chimeras Created:	3	Zombie Dances:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs are in charge and they’ve made me an animal! That’s right, I used to be a regular player like you, but now I’m a cow wandering around the spawn area, mooing my heart out.

But don’t worry, being turned into an animal is just the beginning of the craziness on this server. We have giant chickens that lay diamond eggs, creepers that explode into confetti instead of destroying your builds, and villagers that trade in rare enchanted items for just a handful of dirt.

Join us for epic quests where you have to rescue the Ender Dragon from a group of rebellious sheep, or participate in our annual pig racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where the skeletons are the best dancers in town.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world where anything is possible, even being turned into an animal. Who knows, you might just find yourself enjoying the new moo-tation!

Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP

abstract algebra, algebraic functions, algebraic topology, beautiful abstract mathematical subjects, brain damage, BROKE, Calculus, category, category theory, computer science, formal training, high school teacher, intellectual grasp, low iq, math classes, Minecraft, morphisms, PhD, smp, theorists, top tier mathematicians, topos theory, university classes, WOMAN

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8011
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130

Are you tired of being limited by your IQ and brain damage? Do you yearn for a world where you can explore abstract algebra and category theory without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.

Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

Sledge’s Sacred Minecraft Server

Academia, academic credentials, academic research, ancient civilizations, Ancient religion, credibility, Dr Justin Sledge, Expert, Historian, Minecraft, religious academia, religious authority, religious beliefs, religious history, religious practices, religious scholar, religious scholarship, Religious Studies, reputable authority, Sacred, scholarly, Server, Sledges, theology

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8227
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8806	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Dr. Justin Sledge, the renowned expert on ancient religion! Join us as we uncover the hidden secrets of Minecraft temples and shrines, with Dr. Sledge leading the way with his extensive knowledge and expertise.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Dr. Sledge once discovered a secret underground temple in Minecraft that was guarded by a pack of wild wolves. Legend has it that whoever can find this temple will be granted unlimited diamonds and emeralds for eternity. Are you up for the challenge?

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure with Dr. Sledge as your guide. Who knows what ancient treasures and mysteries await you in the world of Minecraft!

/Fat/ – Expansion & Edit – Drawthread Minecraft SMP

anthropomorphic animals, Archive, artists, Beginners, booru, bump limit, deliveries, drawing improvement, drawthread, edit, Expansion, fat, female, inflation, Loli, Male, Minecraft, Monster Girl, phat flan, progress thread, Requests, Resources, shota, smp, Spam, spooky, weight gain

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7361
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Star Shards Collected:	278
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Our server is filled with talented artists who are ready to bring your wildest expansion fantasies to life. From drawing to editing, we’ve got it all. And if you’re a beginner looking to start drawing fatties, we have resources and guides to help you get started on your phat journey.

But remember, on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for loli/shota/underaged characters. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense. So come join us, bump the thread, and let’s make some epic phat art together! Just be sure to delete your bumps and ignore the alogs. And if you see any spam, report it and move on like the expansion pro you are.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP server and let’s get phat together! Just don’t ask for a break or to wait “weeks/months/years” because we’re all about that instant gratification here. See you in the phat dimension!

Pixel Pals – Minecraft server

Amaya Whisper, AmayaWhisperCH, archives, Arial Yuriko, ArialYuriko, Bri At Cookiebox, briatcookiebox, Estella Starfall, EstellaStarfall, Furi Ferntail, FuriFerntail, Kamiko Rinona, KamikoRinona, Kanna Yanagi, KannaYanagi, Lida Oriana, LidaOriana, Minecraft, Mom At Cookiebox, MomAtCookieBox, Nova Aokami, NovaAokami, Nyanami Ruru & Rumi, nyanheras, PALS, pastebin, PIXEL, PixelLink, Previous thread, Relia Lace, ReliaLace, Ruru karaoke, Scarlett Flameheart, ScarlettFlameheart, Server, Song playlist, Umi Kyoku, UmiKyoku, valentine, ValentineVT, VReverie Extended, VReX

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4232
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join the epic adventures of Nova Aokami, Arial Yuriko, Estella Starfall, Furi Ferntail, Kamiko Rinona, Scarlett Flameheart, and more!

Our server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful stroll through a flower biome. With karaoke nights, epic battles, and more drama than a soap opera in the End dimension, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join now before the Ender Dragon starts a revolution and takes over the server! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this craziness.

Dimeless Aim Minecraft SMP

aim, aiming down, aiming for less, aiming low, Desperation, dimeless, economic challenges, financial difficulties, financial hardship, financial insecurity, financial limitations, financial struggles, financial woes, lack of money, lack of resources, low aim, low standards, low-income, Minecraft, POVERTY, poverty mindset, smp, Struggling

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4688
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	29	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their entire house into a giant potato. True story.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and trade in rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive dance party on top of a giant slime block tower.

Join us if you dare to experience the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything can happen and nothing is off limits. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!

What is the IP for SeeReax Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Seereax, Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1510
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

SeeReax is a talented and versatile musician hailing from Los Angeles, California. With a unique blend of electronic, hip-hop, and pop influences, SeeReax creates captivating and innovative music that pushes boundaries and captivates listeners. Drawing inspiration from a wide range of genres and artists, SeeReax brings a fresh and original sound to the music scene. Keep an eye out for this rising star as they continue to make waves in the industry.

Axisland Minecraft server

Anarchy, AxisLand, BUILD, Cheats, Competition, destroy, Development, Events, Fair Play, gameplay, Minecraft, penalties, Rewards, rules, Server, SURVIVE, toxic behavior, world

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7245
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Axisland is a server where the main game mode is anarchy, offering complete freedom of action: build, destroy and survive without restrictions. However, despite the anarchy mode, there are basic rules that ensure fair play and comfort for all participants. Violating these rules, such as using cheats or toxic behavior, will result in penalties. In addition, the server regularly hosts unique events that add variety to the gameplay, offering players the opportunity to compete for rewards and influence the development of the world.

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PixelCraft Mania Minecraft Server

algorithm, Anti-Spam system, Community, discussion, Feedback, Gaming, Improvement, Mania, measures, Minecraft, new, onenineone28, ONLINE, Opinions, pixelcraft, SECURITY, Server, software, Technology, Thoughts, ubisoft, Updates, vidya

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4379
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	416	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70
Alien Abductions:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magic Items Found:	7424	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old Anti-Spam systems? Well, look no further because our server has the most EPIC Anti-Spam system you’ve ever seen! It’s so good, even the creepers are jealous!

Join our server and experience a world where the pigs ride on top of the cows, the chickens do the moonwalk, and the zombies break out into a thriller dance every time they see you! Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Llama, who spits out fireballs instead of saliva. It’s like a fireworks show, but with more danger!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they tend to get a little too excited sometimes.