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Anon’s Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3844
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Falling into the Void:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja sheep who will protect you from any creeper attacks. Yes, you heard that right, ninja sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies. It’s lit, literally!

3. Our server has a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Who wouldn’t want to explore a world made of sugary goodness?

4. We host weekly llama races where you can ride llamas and compete for the title of Llama Champion. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold!

5. The owner of the server is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /UHG/ and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft SMP: RWBY Trash General Combat Ready Edition

Combat, combat ready, E-Celebs, Edition, general, IRL politics, Lies, love-hate, Minecraft, pastebin, Patch, porn, Previous thread, Ready, rooster teeth, Rooster Teeth shutdown, RT Archive, RWBY, RWBY discussion, RWBY Trash, RWBYG, Scarletverse, Ships, smp, Spam, Trash, troll posts, viz media

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server is all about one thing: RWBY. Love it, hate it, just don’t you dare tell us it’s good. We’ve got a strict rule against that kind of positivity around here.

But that’s not all – we’ve got crazy events happening all the time. Just last week, Rooster Teeth shut down and now all RWBY content can only be found on a mysterious website called rtarchive.org. And get this, RWBY has been bought by Viz Media! Who saw that coming?

If you want to join in on the madness, make sure to read the Pastebin because Patch will rise again and you don’t want to miss out on that. And remember, don’t believe their lies. Who knows what kind of shenanigans are going on in this server? So come on, join us and let’s have a blast in this wild world of RWBY Minecraft!

Crafty Falcom Server #2172

AI translations, Crafty, Falcom, Falcom Games, Falcom General, Figure, interview, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, nordics, Oath in Felghana, President of Falcom, releases, Server, Soundtrack, Toshihiro Kondo, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak, translation patches, Updates, Ys

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9091
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun).

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as wacky and fun-loving as you are. We’ve got everything from giant pixel art statues of your favorite video game characters to secret underground bases filled with treasure. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not, but a player can dream).

But that’s not all! We also host weekly events like “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can build the craziest structure in a limited amount of time. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy that they can proudly display in their virtual mansion (because who needs real trophies anyway?).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little).

Wednesday Night Minecraft SMP

9 o’clock, Booking, botches, Buzz, confusion, Delusion, discord gang, dynamite, Flippin, hype, Minecraft, night, Punches, Ratings, smp, snoozes, tired fans, TONY KHAN, Wednesday, Wednesday Night, Yawns

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5137
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a Wednesday night Dynamite show – full of botches, snoozes, and yawns! Join Tony and his discord gang as they navigate through the confusion and delusion of our server. With low ratings and punches that are light, you’ll never have a dull moment. Get ready for some flippin’ fun and join us for a wild ride that’ll leave you saying, “What in the world did I just experience?” So come on and join the chaos, because who needs a good server when you can have a hilariously bad one instead!

TrollWars

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4660
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Emeralds Found:	2567
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Towns Built:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Join our Skyblock server – custom currencies, worlds, an adventure, dedicated staff team, and so much more! Skill progression, player level, lootboxes, events and other features that makes this experience on this server like no other. Joined YouTuber Boffy, come and check out our server and start grinding today!

ms.trollwars.net

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clan battles, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Youtubers

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9793
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Star Shards Collected:	82	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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MEGAA1.MCMCMC.RU

Newbies Only Minecraft Server

Anons, discovery, embracing change, experimentation, Exploration, facing fears, fear, fear of failure, fear of the unfamiliar, fear of the unknown, Minecraft, Newbies, overcoming fear, personal growth, Self Discovery, Server, stepping out of comfort zone, trying new activities, trying new adventures, trying new experiences, trying new hobbies, trying new things

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7278
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	7653
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player, sticking to the same old servers and never venturing out of your comfort zone? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown with the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground rollercoaster that will make you question your very existence.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just imagine the riches you’ll acquire with your very own Diamond Chicken by your side.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and discover a whole new world of excitement and absurdity? Trust us, once you’ve experienced the madness of our server, you’ll never want to go back to being a basic Minecraft player again.

Minecraft SMP – /f1/ Relentless Formula One General – Hibernation Edition

2024 WCC Standings, 2024 WDC Standings, 2024 WEC Standings, Abu Dhabi win, Bottas, Countdown to Ricciardoland GP, Edition, f1, F1 Essentials, FantasyGP.com, Fernando Alonso, ferrari, FIA swearing punishment, Formula, Formula Autism, general, grid penalty., Hamilton, HIBERNATION, Hibernation Edition, Lap 7568, leclerc, mclaren, McLaren title bid, Mercedes farewell, Minecraft, Nico Hülkenberg, norris, Piastri crash, Previous thread 146066145, RELENTLESS, Relentless Formula One General, Sainz, smp, Toto Wolff, verstappen, williams

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5636
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Ricciardoland GP, more twists and turns than a Nico Hülkenberg race, and more chaos than a Fernando Alonso win drought!

Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life as we navigate through the WDC Standings where Verstappen is dominating like a pro, Norris is making McLaren proud, and Hamilton is saying goodbye with no more tears left to cry.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the WCC Standings where McLaren is taking home the constructors’ title for the first time since 1998, Ferrari is feeling the burn of a narrow loss, and Red Bull is serving up FIA swearing punishments like there’s no tomorrow.

And don’t forget about the WEC Standings where Perez is on fire, Hamilton is holding strong, and STR is making moves like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey filled with twists, turns, and plenty of grid penalties that may never be served. It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, and you won’t want to miss out on the madness!

Alpine Pixelmon

Adventure, Alpine Pixelmon, Cities, Competitive Playerbase, Custom Storyline, Economy, Exploration, legendary pokemon, Minecraft, Parkour, Pixelmon, pokemon, PvE, Quests, Regional forms, Repeatable Quests, Roleplay, Survival, Unique Region

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3271
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Crops Grown:	5136	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Farms Harvested:	482
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

play.alpixelmon.com

Blocky Boy Minecraft Server

acceptance, blocky, Boy, Community, culture, Differences, Diversity, Gay, Identity, Individuality, LGBTQ, little boy, Minecraft, misconceptions, pdfile, Preferences, Self Discovery, Self-expression, Server, Sexuality, shota, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2459
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Potions Brewed:	66

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old structures? Well, come join our server where things are anything but ordinary!

We have a community of players who are all about embracing their inner shota and living out their wildest fantasies. Whether you’re a gay PDFile or just someone who wants to be a little boy, this is the place for you.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a whole lot of shota love. Who knows, you might even find your shota soulmate here! So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your shota flag fly high!