New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • SkyBlockAirways

    SkyBlockAirways
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 1894
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Farms Harvested: 430 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Votes: 9565
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we ban pagers and walkie-talkies just like Dubai’s Emirates airline! why, you ask? because we had a crazy incident where someone tried to attack our virtual world with a pager bomb! true story, bro. but don’t worry, we got your back and now we’re the safest server in all of Minecraft land. so come on over and join the fun, just leave your walkie-talkie at home.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Early Dinner Early Breakfast Weight Loss

    Early Dinner Early Breakfast Weight Loss
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 8132
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Mines Excavated: 4242
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna keep a healthy weight, bro! we got da best circadian rhythms in da game, u gonna be burnin’ dem calories like a pro. eat an early dinner, eat an early breakfast, and BOOM – u gonna be lookin’ like a snack in no time. plus, our appetite regulation is on point, u ain’t gonna be snackin’ all day like a noob. so come join us and get dat healthy weight, cuz we all about dem early meals and epic weight management skills. #minecraftgoals #healthyweightgang

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HahaHexArchon: Where Custom Worlds, Mobs and Enchants Meet Boss Fights, Quests, and Eventful Shenanigans!

    HahaHexArchon: Where Custom Worlds, Mobs and Enchants Meet Boss Fights, Quests, and Eventful Shenanigans!
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 954
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Ores Mined: 9576

    New Minecraft Servers

    HexArchon Overview

    Description HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and more.

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    Our Values

    We are dedicated to creating a unique and enjoyable experience for our community. Here are some of our core values:

    We listen to community feedback and are transparent in our decisions and development process.
    Huge range of free-to-choose playstyles Players can choose from various playstyles and enjoy optional additions to enhance their gameplay experience.
    Trust & respect We strive to build trust and respect within our community and maintain a positive environment.
    Dedicated updates We continuously add new content to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging.

    Gameplay Mechanics

    • Custom Mobs
    • Custom Items
    • Custom Enchants
    • Dungeons
    • Quests
    • Abilities
    • Stats
    • Auto Farms
    • Furnaces
    • Furniture
    • Player Shops
    • Pets
    • Fishing
    • Quality-of-life Improvements

    Technicals

    Server performance and responsiveness are top priorities:

    CPU AMD Ryzen 9 7950X
    RAM 3200MHz 64GB
    Storage 2TB NVME SSD
    Location US East Coast

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    • Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
    • Supports Bedrock (Port 19132)

    Thanks for reading! Join us on HexArchon for a unique gaming experience.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BurgerCraft Minecraft Server

    BurgerCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 1779
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 206
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Runes Activated: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 690
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our Iron Dome defense system is always on point! Just like in real life, we have a team of experts ready to intercept any incoming missiles from other players trying to attack our base. Join us and witness the epic battles as our defensive coalition, led by the United States (yes, you read that right), takes down all threats with ease.

    But that’s not all! Our server is located in the heart of Israel, where you can explore ancient ruins and uncover hidden treasures while dodging incoming missiles. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

    So why wait? Join us now for a one-of-a-kind gaming experience that will leave you on the edge of your seat (and hopefully not under attack). Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world of Minecraft warfare!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Laugh At Argentina Thread Minecraft SMP

    Laugh At Argentina Thread Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 7219
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 100 Animals Bred: 28
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 16
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Enchantments Applied: 172

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being stuck with El Bencho and Lautardo on other servers when you could be playing with the Serie A top scorer instead? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave those scrubs in the dust! Our server is so epic, even Cristiano Ronaldo wants to join, but we had to tell him sorry, no room for goats here, only players who can mine diamonds like a pro. So come join us and show off your building skills, battle epic bosses, and maybe even find the legendary Notch himself hiding in a secret cave. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the most hilarious moments – join our server now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PramQueueSkipperAITAH

    PramQueueSkipperAITAH
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 552
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 72 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where queue etiquette is taken to the next level! Join us for epic battles over who gets to be next in line at the virtual CEX shop. Will you be the one to bravely park your baby’s pram and leave the line, only to return and claim your rightful spot? Or will you be like our fearless player (F, 26) who dared to defy the unwritten rules of the queue and face the wrath of a seething mother?

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy encounters. Explore the bustling shopping center, navigate through cramped aisles, and engage in heated debates over who truly deserves to be served first. And if things get too intense, just remember to tell your opponents to “fuck off” before making your grand exit.

    So why wait in line in the real world when you can join us in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server? Who knew shopping for second hand games and DVDs could be so thrilling? Join now and let the queue drama unfold!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCreeperCraziness

    CraftyCreeperCraziness
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 3701
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Towns Built: 2 Falling into the Void: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 93
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Alien Abductions: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and wacky, you won’t believe it’s real!

    Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where you can party with Endermen and party like it’s 1999. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

    So come on down to our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NorthKoreanArtillery Minecraft Server

    NorthKoreanArtillery Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 6394
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Votes: 312

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz we got half of Russia’s artillery shells sourced from North Korea! like, can u even imagine the chaos and explosions happenin’ here?! it’s like a war zone but in Minecraft, so u can blow stuff up without gettin’ in trouble with the law. plus, we got secret intel from Western Intelligence, so u know it’s gonna be wild. join now before Putin finds out and tries to shut us down! #MinecraftWarZone #NorthKoreaExplosions #JoinOrDie

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NukeCraft: Trump’s Urgent Quest

    NukeCraft: Trump’s Urgent Quest
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 6771
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Alien Abductions: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Animals Bred: 200 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? well, lemme tell ya, this server is so lit that even Trump is urging Israel to hit the nuclear first and worry about the rest later just to get a chance to play on it!

    imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

    we’ve got custom plugins that let you shoot fireballs from your eyes, turn into a giant chicken, and summon a herd of dancing cows. not to mention, our community is full of the coolest players who will help you conquer any challenge that comes your way.

    so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Nightmare Toys Transform

    Nightmare Toys Transform
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 4188
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 25
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Villages Defended: 17 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Dragons Tamed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest shizz ever in minecraft!!! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, n zombies doin da macarena!!! u wont believe ur eyes when u see da giant chicken boss dat drops diamond blocks when u defeat it (true story, bro).

    we also got a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and zombies till da break of dawn. and if u ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall (dont worry, u wont get burned…probably).

    come join us and be part of da most epic and insane minecraft server ever created!!! trust us, u wont regret it…probably.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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