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CraftyRing Minecraft Server

action RPG, Boss Battles, Challenging, collaboration, Combat, CraftyRing, dark fantasy, elden ring, Exploration, FANTASY, FromSoftware, Gaming, George R.R. Martin, Hidetaka Miyazaki, immersive experience, Jrpg, Lore, Minecraft, open world, role-playing game, Server, Souls-Like, video game

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7798
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Are you tired of boring old JRPGs with their predictable storylines and turn-based combat? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Elden Ring, a mystical artifact that grants its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon giant chickens to do their bidding. Rumor has it that the Elden Ring is guarded by a dragon who loves nothing more than a good game of tic-tac-toe.

So why waste your time on boring old JRPGs when you could be living it up on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Minecraft SMP: Cole, Cole, He’s Here! – The Legendary Llama Lord

BROUGHT BACK UP, Cole, HE’S HERE, Help, Hes, kamala, Legendary, Llama, Lord, Minecraft, Pat, save democracy, smp, TIM WALZ

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5861
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have COLE, COLE, HE’S HERE! That’s right, Cole is a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see Kamala summoning backup with her magical powers. But watch out, because Tim Walz is also on the server, ready to help Kamala save democracy from the evil forces of griefers and hackers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever!

BathroomLineBoss Minecraft Server

aita, Attention, bathroom line, BathroomLineBoss, brother, Dirty Looks, emergency, farmers market, Friends, ignore, local ], men’s restroom, Minecraft, mom, park, Server, Siblings, skipping line, Small children, squeezing past, stall, thank you, weak bladder

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	109
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of weak bladders? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those moments when you just can’t hold it in any longer. Join us and experience the thrill of racing against time to find a bathroom before disaster strikes!

But that’s not all – we also have epic battles between moms and their sneaky children trying to cut in line at the farmers market. Will you be the hero who stands up to their shenanigans, or will you join forces with them to skip ahead and cause chaos?

And don’t worry about dirty looks from other players – we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, with friends taking sides and alliances forming over bathroom etiquette. So come join us on this wild ride of bladder emergencies and line-cutting mayhem – you won’t regret it!

BlanketBanditCraft

abandonment, blanket, BlanketBanditCraft, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, emotional attachment, emotional response, Empathy, family, Girlfriend, guilt tripping, judgment, Manipulation, misunderstanding, parents, reconciliation, relationships, Respect

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2209
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild adventures.

Reasons to join: 1. We have a secret blanket quest where you must find the legendary blanket of sleepiness to unlock special powers. 2. Build your own virtual train station and take a taxi to explore the vast world of our server. 3. Experience the thrill of throwing things into your virtual bag when things don’t go your way. 4. Impress your virtual parents by completing challenging tasks and quests. 5. Discover the true meaning of love and blankets in our server filled with surprises and drama.

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the craziness of our Minecraft world!

SmileCraft SMP

cute animals, family, Friends, Funny Moments, good memories, Gratitude, Happiness, humor, inner peace, jokes, joy, Kindness, Laughter, love, positive emotions, small gestures, smilecraft, smp, special moments, success, sunny days, Surprises

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8134
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Emeralds Found:	4546	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite memes, and participating in epic prank wars that will go down in Minecraft history.

We have a community of players who are as crazy as you are, from a player who built an entire city out of cake to another who turned their house into a giant lava disco party. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt and give you stories to tell for years to come, then come join us! Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server, known for your epic builds and hilarious antics. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

CrashCraft: Market Mayhem

Crashcraft, economic collapse, financial market, housing market, long tail tags, market, market bubble, market correction, market crash, market crash impact, market crash prediction, market decline, market disaster, market downfall, market downturn, market failure, market instability, market meltdown, market recession, market turmoil, market volatility, MAYHEM, stock market

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3101
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	162
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to experience the thrill of crashing markets in a virtual world? Look no further! Join our server and become a virtual stock market tycoon! Buy low, sell high, and watch the chaos unfold as you manipulate the market in your favor. Who needs diamonds when you can have stocks? Join now and start your journey to financial domination in the most hilarious way possible!

NepalCraft Server: Trans Woman Wins!

court ruling, discrimination, equality, gender equality, Gender Identity, Gender Identity Recognition, gender recognition, HUMAN RIGHTS, legal decision, legal rights, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Nepal, nepal news, NepalCraft, rules, Server, social justice, SUPREME COURT, Trans, trans woman, transgender rights, Wins, WOMAN

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4895
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Farms Harvested:	752
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the supreme court is ruled by trans women who are actually women! build your own rainbow castle and ride unicorns into battle against evil villagers who just don’t get it. we have flying pigs and dancing llamas, plus a secret underground disco where herobrine himself likes to bust a move. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most fabulous minecraft server in the universe!

DroneCraft: Hezbollah vs Israel

Conflict, drone attacks, drone technology, drone warfare, DroneCraft, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, Hezbollah aggression, Hezbollah military capabilities, Hezbollah strategy, Hezbollah threats, Hezbollah warning, Hezbollah-Israel conflict, Israel, Israeli defense, Israeli retaliation, MIDDLE EAST, Military, regional instability, SECURITY, Terrorism

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1328
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Dragon Eggs Found:	9251
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Emeralds Found:	8509	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Yo, so like, this server is so lit, even Hezbollah is getting in on the action! They be launching drone attacks on Israel, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Plus, they promised more crazy stuff to come, like creeper armies and diamond rain! Join now for a wild ride and see if you can survive the chaos! Let’s get this party started, y’all!

WaifuCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, anti-semitism, conspiracy theories, culture, DATING, fear, Gender Roles, internet culture, Jews, love, Marriage, Men, Minecraft, Otaku, relationships, Server, social commentary, society, Stereotypes, trends, WaifuCraft, waifus, Women

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6572
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
New Chunks Explored:	303812	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of being left for a waifu? Join our Minecraft server and build a virtual harem of your own! The jews are trembling in fear at the thought of you finding true love with your blocky beauty. Join now and show them who’s boss in the world of pixelated relationships!

Minecraft SMP: PEDS Affecting the Pixels of American Athletes

Abuse, accusations, affecting, American, American athletes, athletes, Cheating, Competition, consequences, controversy, Doping, drug testing, Ethics, face, Integrity, Minecraft, nation, peds, performance-enhancing drugs, pixels, professional sports, scandal, smp, sports

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6517
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Void Armor Forged:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where accusations fly like Ender Pearls and drama is always brewing.

We’ve got players accusing entire nations of using peds, only to find out they’re the ped abuser themselves! It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords.

Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, alliances, and questionable ethics. Who knows, you might just become the next scandalous headline on our server!