The Archon Trolling Minecraft Servers

The Archon Trolling Minecraft Servers

  • The Endermen’s Fashion Show

    The Endermen’s Fashion Show
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 8198
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 75
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Villages Defended: 7
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of blending in with the crowd on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, everyone wears black! That’s right, from head to toe, you’ll be rocking that edgy, mysterious look that will make you stand out from the rest.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: you and your black-clad comrades facing off against a horde of rainbow-colored warriors. It’s like a goth vs. unicorn showdown, and trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair on the server where a group of players have formed a cult dedicated to worshipping the almighty block. Yes, you heard that right. The almighty block. Who knows what kind of crazy rituals and sacrifices go on down there, but one thing’s for sure – it’s a one-of-a-kind experience you won’t find anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the masses wearing black. It’s a dark and twisted adventure that you won’t soon forget.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • White Ninja Craft: Where Japan Becomes Majority White… in Minecraft!

    White Ninja Craft: Where Japan Becomes Majority White… in Minecraft!
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 229
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us on a wild adventure where Japan is magically transformed into a majority white population by the year 2050 – talk about a plot twist!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters like ninja pandas and samurai unicorns who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. And don’t even get us started on the rare loot you can find, like enchanted sushi swords and kimono armor that gives you the power to summon a giant Godzilla to fight by your side.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty McCraftFace: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure!

    Crafty McCraftFace: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure!
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 900
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mainstream vtubers with millions of viewers hogging all the spotlight? Do you want to be part of the elite group of viewers who appreciate the hidden gems of the indie vtuber world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us to discuss and share indie vtubers who have a minimum of 500 viewers, because we only cater to the VIPs of the virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! You can even shill your 499view oshi here, because we believe in giving everyone a chance to shine. Our server is like a virtual red carpet for the underdogs of the streaming world.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground society of ducks who are secretly running the show. You won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and be part of the craziest, most exclusive indie vtuber community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the next big thing before they hit the mainstream!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VidyaCraft: Where /v/ threads are always about videogames

    VidyaCraft: Where /v/ threads are always about videogames
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 4813
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 New Chunks Explored: 524328
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that only focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against evil chickens, participate in epic dance-offs with creepers, and even attend a virtual llama fashion show! Our community is filled with hilarious memes, outrageous pranks, and non-stop laughter. So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server in existence! Who needs boring old video game discussions when you can be a part of something truly epic like this? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Comrades: Where Russians and POWs team up for epic adventures!

    Crafty Comrades: Where Russians and POWs team up for epic adventures!
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 4594
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 42 Magical Moments Shared: 16
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19
    Votes: 3442 Alien Abductions: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the wild adventures of our Russian players who are obsessed with…wait for it…raping and gay sex! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and they’re just really passionate about their Minecraft roleplay.

    Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between Russian players as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will they conquer the land with their questionable tactics, or will they be thwarted by their equally outrageous opponents?

    So come on in and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous and hilarious at the same time? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness – join our server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Dragon’s Dogma: Minecraft Edition – Where Dragons Mine and Villagers Craft! LOL

    Dragon’s Dogma: Minecraft Edition – Where Dragons Mine and Villagers Craft! LOL
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 2078
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Dragon Eggs Found: 4080
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve combined the epicness of Dragon’s Dogma with the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pawns, skills, and augments like you’ve never seen before.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave Minecraft player stumbled upon a mysterious portal that transported them to a realm where dragons roamed free and pawns were at their beck and call. They embarked on a quest to defeat the mighty dragon, armed with nothing but their trusty pickaxe and a team of loyal pawns by their side. Will you be the next hero to rise to the challenge?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in epic duels, using your Dragon’s Dogma skills to outwit and outmaneuver your opponents. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of PvP champion?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on an adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Banter Brigade

    Blocky Banter Brigade
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 1615
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 70 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Ores Mined: 8216

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my girlfriend’s hair dye choices? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you want to dye your hair blonde too (or at least dye your sheep’s wool)! Join us for some crazy adventures and maybe you’ll even find a girlfriend with big tits who’s into Minecraft too. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get lucky and end up in a steamy love story like the one I just described. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together (just maybe keep the details to yourself)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AnimeCraft: More Pixels, Less Problems

    AnimeCraft: More Pixels, Less Problems
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 4737
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Animals Bred: 12 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest fantasies! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with anime characters, shota boys, and older women getting frisky. Who needs diamonds when you can have a harem of waifus and husbandos to keep you company? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Guilty Creeper’s Confession

    The Guilty Creeper’s Confession
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 3472
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Mythical Quests Completed: 33

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic saga of the bastard who finally admitted his wrongdoing! Will he be banished to the Nether? Will he redeem himself by building a monument in his own honor? Find out on our server, where drama and chaos reign supreme! Plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, because why not? Join now and be part of the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BritsCraft: Tea, Crumpets, and Creeper Explosions

    BritsCraft: Tea, Crumpets, and Creeper Explosions
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 8357
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 66 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 164 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Gods Slained: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 391 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses and top hats. They lead you to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

    But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels descends from the sky to sing your praises. And if you manage to tame a unicorn, you unlock the ability to fly to the moon and back in a matter of seconds.

    Oh, and did we mention the giant floating taco that rains down enchanted golden apples every hour on the hour? Yeah, that’s a thing too.

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wielding a sword made of pure diamond? Only on this server, my friend. Only on this server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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