Stats November 21, 2024
Players: |
94/700 |
Uptime: |
95% |
Rating: |
4.8 / 5 |
Glorious Feasts Held: |
9 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: |
49 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: |
14 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: |
1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: |
5 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: |
3 |
Villages Defended: |
19 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: |
1 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: |
9 |
Portal Loops Escaped: |
0 |
Potions Brewed: |
34 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: |
8 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: |
0 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: |
0 |
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