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CreepyCraft Minecraft Server

creepy, creepycraft, creepypasta, fear, Gaming, Help, Horror, internet, irrational fear, Mario, meme, mental health, Minecraft, online bullying, Online Community, Phobia, retard, Scared, Server, Therapy, trolling, TV screen, video games

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5343
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	47

Are you tired of boring old creepypastas scaring you? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing reaching out at you is a friendly blocky hand offering you diamonds! Forget about Mario creeping you out, on our server, he’s too busy mining for resources to bother you. Plus, our community is so hilarious, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget all about those silly creepypastas. So come join us and let’s mine and laugh our way to victory!

BaldCraft Minecraft Server – Where Short Chubby Men without Cars Thrive!

4/10 men, attractiveness, BaldCraft, balding, body image, cars, CHUBBY, Confidence, dating app, dating struggles, discrimination, Insecurity, Jealousy, Men, Minecraft, non-obese girlfriends, physical appearance, Poor, rejection, relationships, self esteem, Server, short, skinny fat, societal standards, Thrive

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even short, balding, chubby or skinny-fat 4/10 guys without cars can find love! Yes, you heard that right – our server is like a magical love potion for all the underdogs out there.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of our virtual world, when suddenly, a non-obese 5/10 girlfriend appears out of nowhere and starts building a castle with you. Who needs a car when you have a Minecraft girlfriend, am I right?

Forget about dating apps, on our server, love is just a block away. So join now and witness the most epic love stories unfold in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate while fighting off creepers and building epic structures. Love is in the air, and it smells like diamond ore.

MomMoveOutCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, de-escalation, family, guilt tripping, Helping, MomMoveOutCraft, moving out, newly weds, personal situation, personal space, relationships, rent free, Support, telling my mom it’s time to move out, Therapy, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	105
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Crops Grown:	1265	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Towns Built:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

Are you tired of feeling like you’re walking on eggshells in your own home? Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the guilt trips and drama of real life? Look no further!

Join our server for a wild adventure where you can build your dream home without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of personal space and boundaries.

Embark on quests, battle monsters, and explore new worlds without the fear of someone guilt tripping you into letting them stay rent-free. Our server is the perfect escape from real life drama, where you can focus on having fun and building epic creations.

So come join us and leave the guilt trips behind! Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and start building your dream world, guilt-free!

CreeperLoveCraft

amusing bedroom blunders, amusing intimacy tales, awkward sex, awkward sex moments, comedic bedroom blunders, comical bedroom incidents, CreeperLoveCraft, embarrassing moments, entertaining sex mishaps, funny bedroom mishaps, funny hookup stories, funny love making stories, funny sex anecdotes, funny sex stories, funny sexual experiences, hilarious experiences, humorous sex escapades, humorous sexual encounters, laughable sex moments, sex fails, silly sex mishaps

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8490
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	938556	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From exploding pigs to dancing chickens, you never know what you’ll encounter next on our server.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious players who love to share their funniest sex stories while playing Minecraft. Who knew building blocks could lead to such wild conversations?

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server around, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what might happen next!

PipeDreamsMC – Minecraft server

Adventure, China, discovery, Exploration, hidden, Hiker, Hiking, Journey, landscape, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, Outdoor, pipe, PipeDreamsMC, remote, Scenic, Server, Tallest, travel, Waterfall

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6519
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	652753
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIPES THAT FEED WATERFALLS TO CHINA! YEAH, A HIKER FOUND IT AND WAS LIKE “WOAH, THIS SERVER IS LIT!” COME BUILD YOUR OWN PIPE TO FEED WATERFALLS TO RANDOM PLACES! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL END UP FEEDING A WATERFALL TO THE MOON! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A WATERFALL FEEDING MASTER!

CraftyCeasefireFun

biden, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyCeasefireFun, Diplomacy, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, mediation, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, negotiations, palestine, peace talks, Politics, Proposal, REJECTED, Truce, united states, violence

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9829
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ores Mined:	3855
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Votes:	469
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing! And get this, the Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ spinning sick beats while you battle it!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground village where all the villagers are actually aliens from outer space! They’ll trade you diamonds for space rocks, it’s wild! And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Parkour of Doom”!

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with glowstone dance floors and fireworks shooting everywhere? It’s like a rave, but with zombies and skeletons joining in on the fun!

So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

PlantFarmersMC

#sustainability, CONSUME, deep thoughts, ecological balance, Environmental, Existential, expire, Farming, Hypothesis, life cycle, mulch, Nature, oxygen, Philosophical, PlantFarmersMC, Plants, pondering, speculation, symbiotic relationship, theory, Thought-provoking

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5741
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Crops Grown:	3067
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

yo, so like, imagine this, right? what if plants are actually farming us, like, they’re just giving us oxygen so we can live and then when we die, we turn into mulch for them to eat? crazy, right?

well, that’s the kind of wild stuff you’ll experience on this minecraft server. we’ve got plants that talk to you, animals that dance, and lava that turns into chocolate milk. yeah, you heard me, chocolate milk lava.

if you join this server, you’ll be part of the most epic adventure of your life. you’ll fight dragons with rubber chickens, build castles out of marshmallows, and ride pigs into battle. it’s like a dream, but better, because it’s real.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see if you can survive the craziness. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the truth about plants farming us.

GalliumCraft: Ge-71 Fun!

analytical chemistry, anomaly, chemistry, decay rate, experimental data, Fun, gallium, GalliumCraft, Ge-71, Ge71, geochronology, geology, half life, isotopes, natural abundance, nuclear decay, nuclear reactions, PHYSICS., radioactive, radioactive dating, radioactive isotopes, scientific research, stable isotopes

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	636
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Enchantments Applied:	286	Void Armor Forged:	29
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. we got, like, this crazy half-life of Ge-71 going on, and there’s, like, a gallium anomaly that will blow your mind, dude.

if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a world where everything is made of gallium and you have to survive by mining Ge-71 to stay alive. but watch out, because there are, like, mutant gallium monsters roaming around trying to eat you.

if you’re brave enough to join, you’ll be rewarded with, like, the most epic loot you’ve ever seen. we’re talking diamond swords that shoot lasers, armor made of pure gold, and potions that give you super speed.

so, like, come join us on this server and experience the half-life of Ge-71 and the gallium anomaly for yourself. it’s gonna be, like, totally rad, dude.

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

asmr, Azura Dulait, Corpo, Dorky Yandere, EN Adult Vtuber, fansly, FAQ for Tourists, Feral Polar Bear, Fertility Goddess, Green lady corpo, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, It’s Nice to be Back, Joi, lewd audios, Little Sis, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, Patreon, Poking Edition, Prototype Unarchived Archive, relationships, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, Ultimate, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VAllure General, VAllure Official Links, VAllureCraft, vnug, VT, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4488
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	191	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we offer a unique Poking Edition experience that will leave you in stitches! Join us for crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry.

Our server is home to a cast of characters that you won’t find anywhere else. From the Fertility Goddess to the Feral Polar Bear, our lineup is sure to keep you entertained for hours on end. And don’t worry, we’ve got a Dorky Yandere and Your Ever-Demanding Mistress to keep things interesting.

But that’s not all – our server is the first of its kind, focusing on adult audio like ASMR and JOI. Expect some spice and kayfabe, but nothing that will break TOS. And if you’re wondering if the talents will masturbate on stream, well, you’ll just have to join to find out!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t soon forget. And remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with you! So what are you waiting for? Get in on the fun now!

FapCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, ANONYMOUS, Community, discussion, FANTASY, FapCraft, fappin, Fapping Together Thread, fetish, forum, ftt, lewds, Masturbation, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, PokeGirls, Roleplay, schlickin, Server, sexual pleasure, sharing, Thread

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8403
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage you to unleash your inner fapper and schlicker! Join us in the Pokegirls edition, where you can post lewds and chat about all things fappin’ and schlickin’ with fellow players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level of fappin’ expertise, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where all your wildest fantasies come true. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine and grind your way to fappin’ glory on our outrageous Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a rare Pokegirl while you’re at it!