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spain embassy minecraft server!!!

bureaucracy, diplomatic challenges, diplomatic mission, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic resistance, diplomatic staff, diplomats, Embassy, embassy move, embassy operations, embassy relocation, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, ramallah, Relocation, Server, spain, stalled plan

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7668
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Towns Built:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Votes:	3806
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Crops Grown:	7212	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like embassies? well then have we got the server for u! imagine a world where embassies are in SPAIN but also in RAMALLAH, like whaaaat? yea, our diplomats are so unwilling to relocate that they built embassies in both places. join our server for the most epic diplomatic showdown u have ever seen. trust us, it’s gonna be LIT. so come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of this crazy adventure!

hAmAsJuNgLeJuIcE

Al Jazeera, collaboration, Communication, Connection, Court, Evidence, extremist, findings, Hamas, hAmAsJuNgLeJuIcE, influence, investigation, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Network, News, Political, Propaganda, relationship, Terrorism, TIES

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2956
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Void Armor Forged:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, man. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a story.

once upon a time, there was this player who joined the server and found a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. but wait, there’s more! they also discovered a portal to a magical land where pigs could fly and creepers danced to dubstep.

oh, and did i mention the epic battles that happen every day? players riding on dragons, shooting fireballs at each other, and building giant castles made of cheese. yeah, it’s wild, man.

and the best part? the admins are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking llama.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the most insane Minecraft server ever and be part of the madness. trust me, you won’t regret it.

ednasuperminecraftserver

animated character, animated film, animated movie, animated superhero, costume designer, creative genius, Edna, ednasuperminecraftserver, fashion designer, fictional character, hyper intelligent, incredible powers, pixar, super suits, SuperHero, superhero costume, superhero creator, superhero fashion, superhero movie, superhuman abilities, The Incredibles

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5092
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where edna, the hyper intelligent super, made super suits for everyone? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

imagine running around in a diamond-encrusted suit that shoots out laser beams and turns creepers into fluffy bunnies. yep, that’s right, fluffy bunnies.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground lair where you can find all the rarest materials in the game? like, seriously, you won’t find this stuff anywhere else.

plus, every full moon, a dragon swoops down from the sky and challenges players to a dance-off. if you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. if you lose, well, let’s just say you better start practicing your moonwalk.

so come join us on this epic adventure filled with super suits, secret lairs, and dance-offs with dragons. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention the unlimited supply of cake? yeah, we got that too.

catholic churc minecraft srv

Catholic, catholic church, churc, dehumanization., deportation, eradication, European rulers, forced conversion, historical atrocities, Jewish, massacre, Minecraft, Muslim, non-Christians, religious cleansing, religious conflict, religious discrimination., religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, religious supremacy, religious violence, SRV, Western Europe

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7617
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, the Catholic Church was all like, “Yo, we gotta get rid of them Muslims and Jews, they’re crampin’ our style.” So they started pressuring rulers to kick ’em out, convert ’em, or straight up massacre ’em! Can you believe that? But don’t worry, on this server, we welcome everyone with open arms (unless you’re a creeper, then you can GTFO). So come join us for some epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of historical reenactment. Just remember, on this server, the only thing we’re eradicating is boredom! Peace out, homies!

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

Aging population, aging population challenges, balance problems, BoomerCraft, elderly individuals, Frailty, geriatric health, Jumbo, Minecraft, mobility issues, older adults, older Americans, physical stability, senior care, senior citizens, senior citizens’ health, senior fitness, senior health, senior wellness, Server, shaky movements, unsteady gait, Wobbly

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9772
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9283	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Buildings Constructed:	29	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with little wobbly players? Well, look no further because our server is filled with older Americans who are ready to show you how it’s done!

Join us and experience the chaos of our JUMBO-sized world where everything is bigger and crazier. Want to ride a giant chicken into battle? Done. How about building a skyscraper made entirely of diamonds? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Granny Gang, a group of elderly players who will challenge you to epic dance battles and bake-offs. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a grandma do the floss dance in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Sis Squad Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Copilot SQLite, cybersecurity, data breach, data theft, database security, digital security, emasculation, EMBARRASSMENT, Humiliation, invasion of privacy, Laughter, Minecraft, personal information, privacy breach, Server, sibling rivalry, Sis, sister’s friends, squad, stolen data, technology vulnerability, TROJAN, urologist meeting

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7182
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Secret Passages Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you reclaim your dignity and show your little sister who’s boss? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make your little sister’s jaw drop as you dominate the virtual world.

Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft warrior as you embark on quests to defeat mythical creatures, build jaw-dropping structures, and show off your epic loot to your little sister and her friends. They won’t be laughing at your Copilot SQLite database anymore once they see the power you wield in the game.

So come on, join our server and show your little sister who the real Minecraft master is. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to get revenge on her for stealing your database in the first place. The possibilities are endless on our server – join now and start your epic adventure!

BreakInBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, BREAK IN, BreakInBuddies, consequences, couch surfing, Eviction, friendship, homelessness, house guest, hypocritical, Minecraft, mutual friends, Safety, security system, Server, Shelter, Support, tough decision, toxic relationship, Trust, Wild Card

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5951
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mines Excavated:	4229	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Dan from this story? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most secure security system in place – unless Dan decides to disarm it and leave the front door unlocked for intruders. But hey, who needs safety when you can have a friend like Dan, right?

Our server is filled with drama and betrayal, just like in this story. You never know when your fellow players will turn on you and leave you homeless, just like poor Dan. But don’t worry, we’ll make sure to guilt trip you for making tough decisions, just like the mutual friends in this tale.

So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable friendships. Who needs stability and safety when you can have chaos and drama? It’s a Minecraft server like no other!

BFF Ban: 30th Bday Bash!

30th, Ban, Bash, BDay, BFF, cheap accommodation, crying, disposable income, DRIVE, Facilities, Fairness, fortnite team, games, hot tub, House, Paying, refusing, savings, struggling for money, surprise birthday, taxi, Upset, weekend away, whatsapp group, wife’s friend

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	208
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Emeralds Found:	2736
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Towns Built:	4
New Chunks Explored:	292175	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Hey gamers!

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Well, look no further! Just like this guy trying to plan a surprise trip for his wife’s birthday, we promise to keep things cheap and cheerful.

Join us for a weekend getaway filled with hot tubs and games – just like the ones this group of friends had planned. But be warned, we don’t tolerate freeloaders! If you’re trying to sneak in for free like that one friend, you’ll be kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only tears shed will be from laughter as we build, mine, and survive together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a Fortnite team with the most drama-free players around. See you there!

CraftyLoveMatch

celebrity crush, celebrity marriage, CraftyLoveMatch, dream partner, dream relationship, dream spouse, dream wedding, famous partner, fantasy marriage, fantasy wedding, global love, ideal match, ideal partner, international marriage, love across borders, LOVE OF MY LIFE, Marriage, Perfect Match, romantic fantasy, soulmate, ultimate love story

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5812
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ores Mined:	9871
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Are you tired of being limited to marrying only in the real world? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can marry anyone you want! That’s right, you can tie the pixelated knot with your favorite celebrity, fictional character, or even a block of dirt if that’s your thing. Our server is the only place where you can have a wedding ceremony with Steve from Minecraft and Kim Kardashian as your maid of honor. So why settle for just one spouse when you can have an entire harem of pixelated partners? Join our server now and say “I do” to a whole new level of virtual love!

glarin absens minecraft server

absence.., absens, Allies, commemoration, d-day, diplomatic relations, Europe, Events, glarin, global politics, international community, international relations, military history, Minecraft, Normandy, Pariah Status, Political Isolation, putin, russia, Server, soviet union, War Remembrance, Western Allies, world war II

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6856
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1470
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

haha u know wat else is a glaring absence? u not being on our epic minecraft server! like seriously, if u aint there, u basically a pariah in the gaming world. like russia at D-Day events, u just missing out on all the fun and action. so come join us and be a part of something epic, something legendary. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing in the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. so what u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!