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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 7586 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 303 |
Our server is so chill, even your sister will forget about her panic attacks after just one play session. We offer a special THC gummy power-up that will make you feel calm and relaxed while you build your dream world. And don’t worry, it’s all legal in our pixelated paradise!
Just like how THC gummies helped OP’s sister, our server will help you unwind and have a great time. Forget about your worries and join us for some blocky fun!
But beware, once your parents find out about the magical powers of our server, they might accuse you of “giving her drugs” too. But hey, who cares when you’re having so much fun building and exploring with your fellow players?
So come on, join our server and let the good times roll! Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the ultimate stress-reliever?
