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SmokeCraft: Kid-Free Zone

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9320
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	266	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing higher than our towers is the amount of THC in the air! our in-game cannabis smoking feature will have you feeling like you’re in a whole new world, literally. with 27% of players already showing detectable THC biomarkers, you know you’re in for a wild ride. join now and see why our server is five times more lit than the rest. #420minecraft #blazeit #minecraftmadness 🌿🔥🎮

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.5

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9362
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead!

You can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride around on a pig wearing a top hat.

The best part is, you can battle other players in epic PvP matches and show them who’s boss with your enchanted diamond sword of doom!

Plus, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and rare loot just waiting to be discovered.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4489
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4103	Buildings Constructed:	28
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mines Excavated:	2589

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Weed Bro or Hashish Buddy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3668
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Villages Defended:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Farms Harvested:	816	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the dankest place to be for all you weed bros and hashish buddies out there!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs are all high on enchanted golden apples and the creepers explode in a rainbow of colors. We’ve got a secret underground base where we grow the rarest strains of Minecraft weed and trade them for emeralds.

But beware, the server owner is a crazy wizard who can turn you into a chicken if you dare to challenge him in a build battle. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama that roams the land, looking for unsuspecting players to prank.

So if you’re ready for a truly lit Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of weed and wonder!

Regret Not Eating An Edible Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4603
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Void Gems Collected:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only regret you’ll have is not joining sooner! Our server is like getting high on edibles – it’s an experience you won’t forget!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re flying high in the sky! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft.

So come on, don’t miss out on the high of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the good times roll!

Cannabis DNA Impact Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3552
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Dragons Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	33	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Villages Defended:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

so, like, u know how some servers are just, like, boring and stuff? well, not this one, bro. this server is like, totally insane, man. like, if u join, u will be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. it’s like, so crazy, dude.

and get this, when u join, u will be given a magical pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one hit. like, no more spending hours mining for those precious gems, bro. u will be rolling in diamonds in no time.

oh, and did i mention that there are unicorns in this server? yeah, unicorns. and they poop rainbows. like, how cool is that, man? u can ride around on a rainbow-pooping unicorn while wearing a diamond helmet. it’s like, the ultimate flex, bro.

so, like, if u want to join a server that is totally bonkers and will blow your mind, then this is the server for u. trust me, bro, u won’t regret it. unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond pickaxes await u. come join the fun, dude.

CraftyCarCaper

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2137
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my friend stealing my car while I was high on edibles? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure that will leave you questioning reality. We promise not to steal your virtual car, but we can’t guarantee that your friends won’t try to grief your build while you’re not looking. With insane stories like this happening in real life, just imagine the chaos that awaits you in our virtual world. So come join us and let’s see what kind of shenanigans we can get into together!

ShroomyCousinsCraft

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2169
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where crazy stories like the one above are just a regular occurrence! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Looking for a server where you can bond with your Marine friends over video games and shared experiences? Look no further! Our community is full of adventurous souls ready to embark on psychedelic journeys together.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. With unexpected surprises around every corner, you never know what kind of trouble you might find yourself in. Just like our friend John, who found himself in a sticky situation after taking some mushrooms.

Join us now and experience the thrill of living on the edge. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to question if you’re the AITA. So grab your virtual pickaxe and get ready for an adventure like no other!

Minecraft server: IQ 115 Edible Fun

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3902
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ores Mined:	4812	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	6494	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate brain-boosting effects of edible weed! Who needs Mensa when you can level up your IQ just by munching on some magical brownies? Our server is filled with mind-bending challenges and puzzles that will have you feeling like a genius in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our secret stash of enchanted herbs can unlock hidden levels and abilities in the game. So come on, join us and let’s get high on intelligence together!

CBD Space Boosting THC

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8649
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Runes Activated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

LOL COME JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE MAKE CBD AND THC LOOK LIKE BESTIES! WE GOT A SPECIAL POTION THAT MAKES YOUR CHARACTER TRIP BALLS AND SEE UNICORNS EVERYWHERE!

JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF MINECRAFT MADNESS! OUR SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RAVE PARTY WHERE THE CREEPERS DANCE AND THE ZOMBIES DO THE MACARENA!

GET READY TO HAVE YOUR MIND BLOWN AS YOU EXPLORE A WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT MUSHROOMS, TALKING ANIMALS, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND CLUB WHERE THE ENDER DRAGON IS THE DJ!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET LIT IN THIS EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE!

EggNogCraft

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7601
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7254	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t serve up any fun? Well, come join us on our server where we have an endless supply of egg nog for all our players! That’s right, you can sip on delicious egg nog while building your dream world in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special quest where you can hunt down the elusive Egg Nog Monster, a mythical creature made entirely of egg nog who roams the server causing chaos and mayhem.

So come join us on our egg nog-filled, chicken-infested, monster-hunting Minecraft server today! Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

UkrainianDroneZone

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	939
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

so like, u know how ukraine and russia are always beefin’? well, on this epic minecraft server, we got ukrainian drones flyin’ around and strikin’ deep inside russia! it’s like a crazy war zone, but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and missiles. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness! plus, we got three airports on lockdown, so u know it’s gonna be wild. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush!

Event Warp: Time Flyin’ Fun!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	505
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where time flies faster than a speeding bullet! forget about waiting for christmas or ramadan, on our server, every day feels like a holiday!

our players have reported feeling like time is zooming by because they are having so much fun building, exploring, and battling mobs. it’s like time warp but in blocky form!

as you get older, time speeds up even more on our server. it’s like a time machine, but instead of going back in time, you’re zooming into the future at warp speed!

so come on over and join us on our time-bending, mind-blowing minecraft server. who needs reality when you have a server that makes time fly faster than a rocket ship?

Broomstix

Broomstix, smp

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1100
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Players Killed by Monsters:	7911	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports	–
Discord server	Join Discord
Online In-game map	Visit Map

Features:

Running on Minecraft version 1.21.4: The Pale Garden
Bedrock and Java cross-play
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No griefing allowed
Main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation in the overworld
In-game private messaging and player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ

Q: Is there cross-play between Bedrock and Java versions?

A: Yes, there is cross-play available on our server, and no Java account is required.

Q: Can players use custom enchantments on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom enchantments available for players to use.

Q: Are players allowed to teleport mobs using leads?

A: Players can teleport mobs by putting a lead on them.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on our server.

Q: Are there any special events or features on the server?

A: We offer free fly in the overworld every Sunday, a main PvP arena with keep inventory, and more.

Dawntrail Fantasy XIV 1.20.3

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8097
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Yo, have you heard of this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Join us for the most epic adventure of your blocky life! We’ve got more patches than a quilt convention, with updates coming at you faster than a speeding minecart.

And get this – we’ve got events like the Starlight Celebration and Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign that’ll make you feel like you’re mining diamonds in a winter wonderland. It’s like Christmas every day, but with more explosions (hopefully not from creepers).

Plus, we’ve got more resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells than you can shake a diamond sword at. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s build the craziest Minecraft world together! Just don’t forget to watch out for those pesky Endermen – they’re always up to something shady.

The Most Influential American Export Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4010
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Votes:	2859
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to the most influential American export Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the founding members of this server once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but wooden pickaxes and a stack of rotten flesh. And that’s not all, they also built a replica of the White House out of diamond blocks just for funsies.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to tame creepers and ride them like horses. Imagine rolling up to a PvP battle on a creeper steed, ready to explode your enemies into oblivion. It’s truly a sight to behold.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Mooshroom Pig. Yes, you heard that right. It’s a pig with a mushroom growing out of its back. And if you manage to find one and befriend it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join the most influential American export Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, craziest builds, and most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Momma’s MineCraft Server: No Splitting Profits!

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3562
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value the art of negotiation and making a profit! Just like the OP who sold their grandma’s mattress, we believe in maximizing our resources and getting the best deal possible.

Join us for a chance to haggle with noncommittal strangers over virtual items, boost your way to success (literally, with rocket boots), and finally close the deal with a nice family of creepers who will come pick up your loot.

But beware, just like OP’s mom, there may be some demanding players who will try to claim their share of your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground and keep all the treasure for yourself, or will you give in to the pressure and split the loot down the middle?

Either way, you’re in for a wild ride of outrageous stories, insane profits, and maybe even a few whiny moms along the way. So come join us on our server and let’s see who can come out on top as the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur!

SpoiledCraft

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9403
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Emeralds Found:	7486	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you’re tired of friends like Jason who think paying €50 a month to your mom is abusive, but getting €100 for clothes from your mom is totally normal.

On our server, you can cook for yourself without judgment, because who needs parents to make them meals when you can craft your own delicious dishes in Minecraft?

And forget about being left alone at home while your mom goes on vacation – on our server, you can go on epic virtual vacations with your friends and explore new worlds together!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where you can be your own boss, cook your own food, and never have to deal with a cleaning lady in your room every day. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have friends like Jason judging your every move!

MapleCraft SMP: Eh, Canada?

Beautiful landscapes, Canada, cold weather, culture, Diversity, friendly people, Healthcare, Hockey, maple syrup, MapleCraft, Mounties, multicultural, Nature, Non-Canadians, North America, opinion, poutine, smp, Thoughts, Tim Hortons, travel

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6744
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can shoot fireballs out of its eyes! Plus, every full moon, we have a massive dance party with all the mobs from the game. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. And the best part is, you can ride around on giant hamsters while you’re there.

So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP around, hit us up! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a spare pair of diamond boots in case you run into a pack of killer bunnies. Stay safe out there, gamers!

CraftyCringeLand

CraftyCringeLand, cyber, cyberbullying, cybercrime, dangerous websites, dark web, deep web, disturbing content, harmful content, harmful effects, Hate Speech, illegal activities, inappropriate content, internet, negative environment, negative impact, ONLINE, online harassment, toxic communities, unsafe websites, worst place

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8417
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the absolute WORST place on the internet – and we mean that in the best way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare step foot in it. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt, because on our server, anything goes – even if it involves riding llamas into battle against an army of zombie villagers. Trust us, you won’t regret it.