Join us for epic BBQ parties where the only thing on the menu is chicken and fish – just like the pickiest of wives! But don’t worry, we won’t judge if you sneak in some red meat on the side.
Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and experience the thrill of thawing out a brisket for a Fourth of July BBQ. Just make sure your wife doesn’t think it’s too gross to handle!
And if you ever find yourself in a heated argument over meat thawing techniques, don’t worry – our server is the perfect place to cool off and have a laugh. Plus, we have a shared account for all your virtual bill-paying needs!
So come on over and join the fun – who knows, you might even find yourself in a beefy situation that’ll have you laughing for days!
SSMP takes survival multiplayer back to the fundamentals. We don’t place limits on gameplay, as long as it doesn’t break our simple rules.
This server is for those who enjoy creating large scale builds and redstone without being limited by weird and complicated claiming plugins or poor TPS.
Our economy has no admin involvement, we do not have an admin shop or jobs or anything additionally complicated.
Join our server using the IP address: SSMP.io
Our server also has an active discord server. Join by typing /discord while in-game.
We support bedrock connections. Use port 63809.
| Features |
|---|
| 2 /sethomes + bed |
| easy /spawn access |
| developed server infrastructure (public farms, player shops, highways) |
| rare head drops |
| physical and active player-based economy |
| gravity, TNT, rail and string dupe permitted |
| Questions | Answers |
|---|---|
| Can I claim land on the server? | No, we do not have complicated claiming plugins. You are free to build anywhere as long as you follow our rules. |
| Are there admin shops or jobs available? | No, our economy is player-driven and does not involve admin shops or jobs. |
| What is the bedrock connection port? | The bedrock connection port is 63809. |
Our version 5.0 update, “Flowers Resplendent on the Sun-Scorched Sojourn,” will blow your mind with its epic trailer that will leave you wanting more. And don’t forget to participate in our web event, “Off We Go to the Nation of Pyro!” where you can win amazing prizes until September 24.
But wait, there’s more! Our current character banner features Mualani, Kaedehara Kazuha, Kachina, Xinyan, and Bennett, along with weapon banners like Surf’s Up (Catalyst) and Freedom-Sworn (Sword). And don’t miss out on our daily check-in rewards and redeemable codes for Primogems!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure filled with laughter, fun, and maybe even a few explosions (in a good way, of course). See you in the game, where anything is possible!
Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! On our server, you’ll encounter more plot twists than a Shakespearean play. Will you be the hero or the villain in this epic tale of Minecraft madness?
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics, school drama, and the never-ending quest for acceptance. Will you choose to renovate your virtual home or travel 40 minutes each way to a different district? The choice is yours, but beware of the bullies who make fun of your virtual lunchbox!
So come on down to our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama and excitement right here in Minecraft? Join now and let the adventure begin!