🔥Thawing Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BrisketBattles: Payback Edition

Argument, bbq, bills, brisket, BrisketBattles, chicken, cow, defrost, Edition, Fish, Fourth of July, FREEZER, frozen, overreacting, payback, picky eater, red meat, shared account, smoking, Store, Thawing, Wife

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	450

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frozen brisket left in the freezer? Look no further! Our server is so cool, it’ll make you want to defrost and join the fun!

Join us for epic BBQ parties where the only thing on the menu is chicken and fish – just like the pickiest of wives! But don’t worry, we won’t judge if you sneak in some red meat on the side.

Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and experience the thrill of thawing out a brisket for a Fourth of July BBQ. Just make sure your wife doesn’t think it’s too gross to handle!

And if you ever find yourself in a heated argument over meat thawing techniques, don’t worry – our server is the perfect place to cool off and have a laugh. Plus, we have a shared account for all your virtual bill-paying needs!

So come on over and join the fun – who knows, you might even find yourself in a beefy situation that’ll have you laughing for days!

ShellShock Minecraft Server

ammunition, arms deal, arms shipment., arms trade, Conflict Resolution, Czech initiative, defense partnership, defense support, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military equipment, Minecraft, peacekeeping efforts, security cooperation, Server, Shells, shellshock, Ukraine, war supplies, weapons supply

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7010
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

come join our epic minecraft server where we give away 500,000 shells to ukraine because why not lol. we got crazy czechs doing insane initiatives like this just to make our server the best in the world. who needs diamonds when you can have shells, amirite? join now and be part of the madness! #shellsforukraine #czechinitiative #minecraftmadness

SushiCraft: Lost in Translation

Aging population, birth rate, birth rate decline, census, Decline, demographics, Falls, immigration, japanese, Japanese society, Lost, Population, population decline, population decrease, population growth, population statistics, population trends, RECORD, statistics, SushiCraft, translation

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9984
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396
Meteorites Collected:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Crops Grown:	1966

lol come join our minecraft server where the japanese population is falling by the minute!! we got crazy mobs that are snatching them up left and right, but don’t worry, we got plenty of space for YOU to join and survive the madness!! build your own japanese-inspired village and watch out for those sneaky mobs trying to steal your blocks!! come join now before the population hits zero!! it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your grandkids, right?? 😂🤪👾🏯 #minecraftmadness #japanesepopulationdrop

DozensOverTensMC

comparison, Counting, counting objects, dozens, DozensOverTensMC, higher number, Math, number comparison, number counting, number perception, number values, Numbers, numerical comparison, numerical perception, numerical quantity, numerical values, objects, Perception, Quantity, quantity perception, tens

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5361
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Zombie Dances:	4

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO A MILLION TINY BLOCKS? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN HEROBRINE WOULD BE JEALOUS! WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH CHEESE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE PIGS FLY, SHEEP TALK, AND ZOMBIES DO THE CHA-CHA SLIDE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

Jotunheim MC

adventure exploration discord community survival fantasy quests multiplayer roleplay medieval Nordic mythology landscape crafting building events PvP dungeons lore factions, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5702
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Chimeras Created:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Welcome to Jotunheim Minecraft Server – Your Adventure Awaits!

Experience Jotunheimen: Your Adventure Starts Here!

Explore New Horizons: Dive into the latest 1.21 update!

Discord: https://discord.gg/wGSjZGEvHW

Contact Us: Do you have questions or suggestions? Get in touch at [https://jotunmc.no/kontakt]

Follow us on social media for the latest news!

Jotunheimen is waiting for you – join us and write your own story!

spill.jotunmc.no

DimensionSMP

8147, Balanced Economy, Bedrock Port, Bosses, Community oriented, Custom Items, Dimension SMP, dimensionsmp.net, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Economysurvival, End.., family friendly, Freebuild, Friendly, Fun, Ip:, Itemsadder, Land claiming, Nether, new dimensions, normal, Playtime Rewards, PvE, Pve Economy, PVP disabled, Secure Trading, smp, Survival, Tamable Pets, Towny, Website, weekly updates

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1383
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Magic Items Found:	8226
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Unicorn Sightings:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

DimensionSMP is a Survival Server with strong economy and land claiming. PVP is disabled because we are here to make sure you can build without having the idea of getting it greifed and just have a fun time! Dimension SMP isn’t just a normal survival server.

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IP: dimensionsmp.netBEDROCK PORT: 8147Website: dimensionsmp.net

Discord:

https://discord.gg/fr4v6MJ9e6

Family Friendly / Community Oriented

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• Dungeons / Bosses• 11 New Dimensions • Revamped & modifed Nether • Modifed end • Balanced Economy• Towny• Tamable Pets• Secure Trading• Playtime Rewards• ItemsAdder• Weekly Updates• Custom Items & so much more!

dimensionsmp.net

BlockBusters: Where the only thing getting attacked is your crafting skills!

Adventure, ATTACKED, battle, blockbusters, BUILD, Community, Crafting, Events, Exploration, Griefing, Immersive, java, Journey, ONLINE, Plugin, Reset, Server, Skills, smp, Staff, strategy, Structures, Updates, Vanilla, world

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9851
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

BlockBusters SMP Server Overview

Server IP	blockbusters.v6.rocks
World Map	http://blockbusters.v6.rocks:8123
Discord	https://dsc.gg/blockbusters
Server Statistics	http://blockbusters.v6.rocks:3000/public-dashboards/c2691edf65c74b5dbcd1b9ab71aaf54e?orgId=1&refresh=5s

Why Play on BlockBusters SMP Server?

Cutting-Edge Gameplay on Java version 1.20.2
Friendly Community
Creative Freedom
PvP Action
Creative Griefing
Enhanced Gameplay with plugins
Dedicated Staff
24/7 Availability with No World Resets

Join us today and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on BlockBusters SMP Server!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server running on the latest Java version?	Yes, the server is running on Java version 1.20.2.
Are there any specific rules for PvP battles?	While PvP battles are allowed, players are expected to follow fair play rules and avoid griefing.
Can I join the server from any location in the world?	Yes, the server is available 24/7, allowing players from all over the world to join at any time.
Is creative griefing allowed on the server?	Yes, players can use creative griefing strategies to outsmart their rivals.
Do I need to install any mods to enhance my gameplay?	No, the server offers a variety of plugins designed to enhance gameplay without the need for additional mods.

GoddessCraft Minecraft Server

Butlers, Chivalry, DATING, Decline, equality, Goddess, GoddessCraft, male-female dynamic, Marriage, Minecraft, modern practices, Moids, prenuptial agreements, Reversal, servants, Server, Standards, submissive, Superiority, traditional conservatism, Women, Worship

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2330
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Towns Built:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Are you tired of moids who think they’re somehow equal to women? Do you miss the good ol’ days when women were worshipped like the goddesses they are? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is bringing back the traditional male-female dynamic in a whole new way!

Join our server and experience what it’s like to truly worship women like they deserve. Kiss their virtual hands, give up your virtual seat for them, and hold virtual doors open like a true butler. Address them as “M’Lady” and show them the respect they deserve.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can even throw your virtual jacket over virtual puddles so women can cross without getting wet. And don’t forget to hand over 90% of your virtual income to your virtual wife for the household makeup & jewelry budget (and maybe a little for the virtual kids’ food if they’re well behaved).

So why settle for moids who don’t know their place when you can join our server and worship women like a true gentleman? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the traditional, WOMAN FIRST order once again!

Minecraft SMP – /gig/ – Genshin SMP

character builds, Daily check-in rewards, FBJCMYSXCBT5KKFD1J97LTJ2, friendlist, genshin, genshin impact, GENSHINGIFT, GENSHINSUMMERNIGHT, gig, Ignition Teaser, Kaveh, Key of Khaj-Nisut, Kirara, Maps, Minecraft, NAJEWZTD7XD5, Natlan Preview Teaser, Navia, NILOU, Ningguang, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Verdict, Wiki

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4806
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Votes:	7402
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we create insane stories and outrageous reasons to join our server.

Have you ever wanted to team up with a group of players who have the creativity of a mad scientist and the humor of a stand-up comedian? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who will keep you laughing until you cry.

From epic battles with creepers to building ridiculous structures that defy all logic, our server is a non-stop rollercoaster of fun. And don’t even get us started on the crazy events we host, like the “Summertide Scales and Tales” where players have to collect rare items while dodging fire-breathing dragons.

So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

CriaryCraft Minecraft Server

CriaryCraft, Diary, emotional coping, emotional management, EMOTIONAL OUTLET, emotional release, emotional tracking, family arguments, family communication, family dynamics, keeping track, Minecraft, parental intervention, Petty, privacy invasion, Server, sibling conflicts, sibling fights, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, teenage behavior, teenage drama, teenage emotions

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9266
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you release your pent-up emotions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with epic adventures and crazy antics.

Imagine a world where every fit thrown by your little brother is transformed into a hilarious Minecraft event. From crying over breakfast choices to refusing to bring a jacket to Florida, we’ve got it all covered. Dive into the Criary, where every fit is documented for your amusement.

But beware, revealing the Criary to your little brother may result in epic battles and even more fits. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top. Who needs privacy when you have a Minecraft server full of laughs and drama?

So, are you ready to join the madness? Come on in and let the fun begin!

NoKiddieWatch2021

attitude, aunts, babysitter, Babysitting, Boundaries, college, Communication, DMV, family, Favor, Frustration, Kids, mental health, NoKiddieWatch2021, parents, RESPONSIBILITY, rude behavior, Siblings, summer break, Unpaid

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8447
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38

Are you tired of babysitting a whole squad of kids while your parents are out living their best lives? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind for a while.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about watching over any kids, siblings, cousins, or random children that show up uninvited. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepy monsters.

And if you ever feel like you’re about to lose it and lash out at someone, just remember – in Minecraft, you can unleash your rage on virtual zombies and skeletons instead of annoying little kids. Plus, there’s no judgment here if you need to take a break and blow up some TNT for stress relief.

So leave the babysitting drama behind and join our server for a wild and carefree adventure. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and have some fun!