that’ll teach em – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Aβ Amyloid Adventures

Adventures, Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s research, Amyloid, amyloid beta, Aβ, Aβ amyloid, Biomarkers, brain health, dementia, Disease Progression, Integrative proteomics, Medical research, Molecular biology, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, pathology modifiers, plaque proteins, protein analysis, protein interactions, protein pathways, proteomics research, responsome

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with nothin but basic gameplay? well do i have the server for u!

come join our server where u can explore a world filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters. build ur own castle made out of diamonds or ride a pig off a cliff, the possibilities are endless!

we have a unique feature where u can battle against a horde of evil villagers who are trying to steal all ur diamonds. but don’t worry, u can team up with ur friends and take them down with ur trusty wooden sword.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and deadly traps? yea, u heard me right. u better watch ur back or u might end up as zombie food.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and let the fun begin! trust me, u won’t regret it.

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Matsulyu Lifesteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Minecraft SMP Donor Rank Staff Community Loot Drops Grindable Dungeons Gear Building Ideas Unique Age 18+ Active Help Join Invitation Brainstorm Requirements Win Chance, PvP, Survival

Apply for staff and get a chance to win up to a $50 Donor Rank

Hello All, This is an invitation to join our server and a chance to join our staff. We will be accepting 20 applications from anyone provided they satisfy the requirements. Age 18+ Active in Minecraft Willing to help build a community We are building a server that will be a Lifesteal SMP with some elements of mob loot drops and perhaps in the future grindable dungeons to farm loot and get progressively better gear. We are looking to brainstorm new ideas to help make our server unique.

org.matsulyu.monster

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New Server IP
CubePlanet.eu

Adventure, Anti-Griefing, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Friendly, gaming experience, INCLUSIVE, Mini Games, Parkour, Plugins, Protocols, PvP, SECURITY, Staff, Support, Survival, Tournaments, Trading, Vanilla

About Us: Join CubePlanet.eu, where your Minecraft adventure begins! Our server offers a unique blend of survival and mini-game experiences for all types of players. Features: Survival: Enjoy balanced gameplay with custom biomes, unique mobs, and quests. Economy & Trading: Engage in a dynamic player-driven economy. Mini-Games: Enjoy parkour challenges, PvP battles, and more. Events & Tournaments: Participate in regular events with fantastic prizes. Community: Our friendly and inclusive community is the heart of CubePlanet.eu. Our dedicated staff ensures a safe and welcoming environment for players of all ages. Join our active Discord to connect, share creations, and join discussions. Security & Support: We prioritize your safety with anti-griefing measures and a responsive support team. Our server uses the latest plugins and security protocols for a smooth gaming experience. Join Us: Ready to start your adventure? Connect to play.CubePlanet.eu and become part of the CubePlanet.eu family today! Explore, build, and make new friends here.

play.CubePlanet.eu:41086

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1Hour 1Lifetime of regretting joining this server

1hour, 1Lifetime, age, balance, Birth, Chat, Community, diet, Discord, Exploration, Factions, family, Hardcore, Heart, INFORMATION, JOINING, Minecraft, Monsters, Other, PvP, regretting, Roleplay, Server, Survival, update

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.1hour1life.net
Discord	discord.gg/KP9MS8Bfq4

Have you ever thought about how it would be to live in Minecraft?

Getting born somewhere in the world to a random woman, growing up in monster-filled lands, getting your own kids maybe even? What would you work as? What would be your plan to survive? Would you protect your family or coward in a little dirt hut leaving your family to die?

You can experience all of this on our server! It takes the idea of the game “One Hour One Life” and brings it to Minecraft.

Main features currently are:

Families: When joining the server you get “born” to a random player and become part of that player’s family, or if none exist, become an in the wild spawning eve.
Aging: Every player on the server ages. 1 minute in real-life is a full year in-game.
Healthy Diet: You spawn with just 2 hearts. Increase your hearts by eating healthy and trying new foods.
Ranged Chat: You can only write with people that are within 50 blocks from you.
Discord: Visit our Discord for more info and updates.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a family on the server?	When you join the server, you will be “born” into a random player’s family. If no family exists, you will spawn as an eve in the wild.
How does aging work on the server?	Every player on the server ages. 1 minute in real-life is equivalent to a full year in-game. Players start as babies and eventually die of old age.
How can I increase my hearts on the server?	You can increase your hearts by eating healthy and trying new foods. Balancing your diet is essential for success on the server.
Is there a special chat feature on the server?	Yes, there is a ranged chat feature on the server. You can only communicate with players within 50 blocks of your location.
Where can I get more information and updates about the server?	Join our Discord for more information and updates about the server.

YankeeTalk Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Asia, Communication, Cultural awareness, dialogue, different continent, Diversity, education, geography, global perspective, ignorance, international relations, internet, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, misconceptions, online speaking, Server, social media, Stereotypes, Understanding, world views, YankeeTalk

Are you tired of hearing Americans talk about geography like they skipped every class in school? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we teach players that the Middle East and Asia are not separate continents! Our virtual classrooms are filled with hilarious mix-ups and misunderstandings that will have you laughing for hours. Plus, if you can correctly identify all the continents, you’ll win a special in-game prize that will make you the envy of all your friends. So come join us and get ready to learn some geography while having a blast!

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The Quack Pack Minecraft SMP

adorable, Affection, appreciation, best friends, Bond, companions, Companionship, cute, duckie, Duo, Dynamic duo, friendship, inseparable, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Overlooked, Pack, quack, smp, Support, Tammy, Underappreciated, Underrated

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for players who want to let loose and have a good time.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. We have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players can ride, a giant statue of a potato that shoots fireworks every hour, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a friendly dragon named Steve.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary duo, Bob and Larry, who are always up to no good. One time they turned the entire spawn into a giant dance floor and challenged everyone to a dance-off. Let’s just say things got pretty wild.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Just watch out for Bob and Larry, they might just prank you when you least expect it.

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New Server IP
IdentityCraft

apartment, Argument, black woman, Confrontation, cultural narcissist, Disrespect, friend group, genetic superiority, Identity, IdentityCraft, long distance running, mixed race, mixed race woman, olympics, Party, racial background, racism, tiktok trend, track fan, Victory

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any racists like “Megan” from the story above! Join us and leave all your racist tendencies at the door, because here we celebrate diversity and inclusivity.

Our server is like the Olympics of Minecraft, where players from all backgrounds come together to compete in epic battles and challenges. And just like in the story, we have a special event where the mixed race players always come out on top – because genes don’t define your skills in Minecraft!

So if you’re tired of dealing with racist narcissists like “Megan” and want to join a fun and welcoming community, then come on over to our server. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who appreciate you for who you are, regardless of your race or background. Let’s build a better Minecraft world together!

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New Server IP
SpicyCurryEatsMC SMP

culinary delights, culinary diversity, culinary journey, Cultural experience, food adventure, food appreciation, food carts, food culture, food discovery, food enjoyment, food exploration, Food tasting, food vendors, Indian Cuisine, INDIAN STREET FOOD, local flavors, savory snacks, smp, spicy dishes, SpicyCurryEatsMC, street food, traditional recipes

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing on the menu is plain old bread and water? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like an Indian street food feast for your virtual taste buds! Join us for a wild ride through the spice-filled streets of our server where you can feast on delicious virtual treats like vada pav, pav bhaji, and golgappa!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of sentient samosas who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their crispy, delicious reign of terror? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and get ready for a flavor explosion that will leave you craving more! Just be sure to bring your appetite and a healthy dose of humor because things are about to get spicy!

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New Server IP
BlockyPainLand

Agony, BlockyPainLand, Chronic pain, coping with pain., discomfort, emergency room visit, excruciating pain, injury, intense pain, medical emergency, pain experience, pain management, pain threshold, pain tolerance, physical pain, severe pain, Suffering, Trauma, unbearable pain, worst pain, worst physical pain

Have you ever been hit in the face with a flying pig while riding a roller coaster made of lava in Minecraft? No? Well, you’re missing out! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises. We promise you’ll never experience pain like this anywhere else! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

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EcoCraft: Trash Bag Edition

#sustainability, BAG, biodegradable, biodegradable materials, compostable, eco-friendly, EcoCraft, Edition, Environment, environmental impact, green living, Plastic, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, product packaging, recycling, reduce waste, renewable resources, sustainable living, Trash, trash bags, Waste Disposal, waste management

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like a party in a trash bag but not really cuz we got rid of all dat plastic crap. we got pigs flyin’ around wearin’ top hats and chickens doin’ the cha-cha. our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya and our creepers tell the best knock-knock jokes. plus, our villagers are always throwin’ wild raves in the town square. so come on down and join da fun, we promise you won’t wanna leave!

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