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Thatcher’s F*cked Up Meeting Room Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1146
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Farms Harvested:	548
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Potions Brewed:	157
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, build a house made entirely out of cheese, and ride on rainbow-colored llamas while shooting fireballs out of your hands. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, put on your silliest skin, and join us at our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it! See you there, silly Steve and goofy Alex!

Blocky Bagel Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, Aris, Bagel, Banners, blocky, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Essence of Beauty, Events, Friends, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, Normals, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8166
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane events and crazy banners that will make your head spin.

Ever wanted to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane torment and red damage? Or how about taking on the fury of Set in a field with light armor? Our server has it all, including 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions!

But wait, that’s not all! On our global server, you can participate in the Alabaster Calling Card event where you can experience the Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty. And don’t forget about battling Goz indoors with insane torment and red damage!

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a bunny maid or a dress limited rerun character along the way. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Speedy Minecraft SMP Player

financial news, Investment, market analysis, market bubble, market correction, market crash, market fluctuations, market panic, market rally, market sell off, market speculation, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, player, price increase, price surge, rapid growth, REDACTED, smp, Speedy, stock market, stock prices, Trading

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8843
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Mines Excavated:	2413	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – every time you mine a diamond on our server, the price of Bitcoin increases by 50 cents! That’s right, you could be a millionaire just by playing Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is rumored to be a pro at doing the Macarena. Join our SMP and you might just catch him busting a move in the End dimension!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground base filled with unlimited stacks of enchanted golden apples and a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and watch the whole market dump… with excitement!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

acceptance, banter, blocky, emotional, empowerment, Expectations, gender, gender dysphoria, Gender norms, gender reassignment, Identity, ITT, LGBTQ, Minecraft, personal journey, Self Discovery, Server, should have been a girl, society, Support, transformation, Transgender, transitioning, Understanding

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6205
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny. But watch out for the evil Creepers who are plotting to steal it for themselves!

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself wants to join, but we had to tell him sorry, no room for ghostly griefer legends here! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the Endermen show off their sick dance moves.

So why should you join our server? Because if Minecraft servers could talk, ours would say “I should have been a girl” because it’s just that fabulous!

Task Sisters Minecraft SMP

collaboration, Minecraft, organization, productivity, project management, sisters, smp, task, Task accountability, Task assignment, Task communication, task completion, Task coordination, Task deadline tracking, task delegation, Task efficiency, task management, task prioritization, Task progress tracking, Task scheduling, task tracking, Tasksisters, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4945
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Crops Grown:	4007
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Tasksisters! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Don’t ask how, just accept it.

2. The admins are actually a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

3. We have a secret underground city where players can participate in epic PvP battles while riding on flying pigs. It’s like a mix between Mad Max and Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory.

4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into different mobs, leading to hilarious and chaotic interactions. Imagine trying to build a house while being chased by a group of zombie villagers who just want to trade with you.

5. The currency on this server is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in rare and exotic pets. Want a dragon to guard your base? Just trade a couple of llamas and a parrot.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, come join Tasksisters today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and embrace the madness.

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3927
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Farms Harvested:	477	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the craziest things happen! Join us if you want to see pretty girls getting chased by zombie pigmen or getting into epic battles with creepers. Our server is so unpredictable, you never know what kind of insane shenanigans you’ll encounter next. So come on in and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Animal Girl Overload Minecraft SMP

animal, animal ears, animal girl, animal tail, Anime, anthropomorphism, art, character design, COSPLAY, creativity, cute, Excessive, Fandom, FANTASY, Furry, girl, Hybrid, imagination, Kawaii, Kemonomimi, Manga, Minecraft, OVERLOAD, Roleplay, smp

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	597
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Star Shards Collected:	298	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, we have actual animal girls running around causing chaos. And let me tell you, there is no such thing as “too much” animal girl on this server. From cat girls to dog girls to even chicken girls, you never know what kind of crazy creature you’ll run into next.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that it lays diamond eggs. Yes, you heard that right. Diamond. Eggs. And if you manage to find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the chaos that comes with living in a world full of animal girls and diamond-laying chickens. It’s a crazy ride, but trust us, you won’t want to get off.

CraftyThreads – Minecraft Server

Chiesa, CraftyThreads, cristianesimo, edizione francescana, Filo, francescana, francescane, francescanesimo, francescani, francescano, francesco d’assisi, frati minori, il filo, ITA, Italiano, italiano religioso, Meditazione, Minecraft, preghiera, religione, Server, spiritualità, vita francescana

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4374
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ores Mined:	7296

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of Franciscan monks who have taken a vow of Minecraft mastery. They spend their days praying to the Minecraft gods for good loot drops and abundant diamonds.

2. The server spawn is a replica of the Vatican City, complete with a pixelated Pope giving blessings to all new players who join.

3. Our PvP arena is located on the moon, because why fight on Earth when you can battle it out in low gravity?

4. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a dragon named Sir Squishy. Defeat him and claim the loot for yourself!

5. Every Sunday, we host a massive Minecraft mass where players can repent for their blocky sins and receive enchanted items as penance.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself!

Remember the rules /b Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Endless Night Skies:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	33	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a strict “tits + timestamp” rule – don’t ask, just join and find out for yourself!

But that’s not all – we have a legendary tale of a player who accidentally built a house made entirely of diamond blocks, only to have it collapse on them because they forgot to add support beams. RIP diamond house, you will be missed.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes (and laughing hysterically), come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world.

FontWorld Minecraft server

1.12, Adventure, advertising, building, Community, Creative, FontWorld, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, role playing, Sandbox, Server, Survival, top 1, Videos, virtual world

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	785496	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Potions Brewed:	171	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

We have a small online but we have a fairly decent server on 1.12, come make advertising videos to your friends and maybe we will reach the top 1

49.12.168.17:26277

Diamonds & Dirt Minecraft Server

advice, Commitment, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DATING, Decision making, diamonds, Dilemma, Dirt, emotions, Girlfriend, Honesty, long term relationship, love, loyalty, Minecraft, partner, relationship advice, relationships, Server, Significant Other, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9496
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Villages Defended:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	164

Are you tired of your girlfriend constantly nagging you about your Minecraft addiction? Well, join our server and show her who’s boss! With our insane PvP battles and epic building competitions, she’ll be begging to play with you instead of complaining. Plus, our community is so awesome, you might just find a new Minecraft girlfriend who actually appreciates your skills. Join now and leave your real-life relationship drama behind!