Thatchers Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Thatcher’s F*cked Up Meeting Room Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7824
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Magic Items Found:	5215	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, build a house made entirely out of cheese, and ride on rainbow-colored llamas while shooting fireballs out of your hands. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, put on your silliest skin, and join us at our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it! See you there, silly Steve and goofy Alex!

NoSleepover Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5597
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Void Armor Forged:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your Aunt’s unexpected Thanksgiving visit can turn into a wild adventure! Picture this: your Aunt, who is 82 years old, refuses to stay at your dad’s house because of the lack of a bathroom on the same floor. So she decides to crash at your place without even asking, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But fear not, on our server, we have special accommodations for heavy guests who can’t reach high beds! We’ve got beds of all shapes and sizes to ensure everyone can get a good night’s sleep, even your Aunt who refuses to stay in a hotel because she’s too cool for that.

Join our server now and experience the madness of unexpected house guests, family drama, and the ultimate quest to find the perfect sleeping arrangement for your Aunt. Who needs permission to stay at someone’s house when you can just hop on our server and have a blast instead? Let the fun begin!

LazyCraft – Mom Edition

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7105
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Looking for a new job is like trying to find diamonds in a sea of creepers on our Minecraft server! Just like this poor soul who got laid off from their job as a Case Manager, you too can experience the thrill of uncertainty and frustration in the job market. But fear not, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be stocking is your inventory with epic loot!

Join us and experience the joy of applying to 30 different places without any follow-up calls, just like our friend here. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get a rejection email from an entry-level stocking position because they found more qualified candidates (lol)! Who needs a job when you can have the satisfaction of knowing you’re not alone in the struggle?

But wait, there’s more! Get job recommendations from your old-fashioned mom who thinks having a Bachelor’s degree automatically makes you the top candidate for a Supervisor position at a factory. Who needs qualifications when you have a degree, right? Show your mom that times are changing and it’s not easy to get a decent job anymore by joining our server and escaping reality with some blocky adventures!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of job hunting in a whole new way. Who needs a paycheck when you have virtual diamonds to mine and zombies to slay? Join now and let the job search woes fade away as you build your way to victory!

SaltySMP – Judging Normalities

Attitudes, Behavior, criticism, cultural norms, everyday life, habits, Judging, judgment, normal, Normalities, Observation, opinion, Perception, personal views, pet peeve, prejudices, SaltySMP, secret, social norms, societal expectations, society, Standards, Stereotypes

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5153
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4055

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old basic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Our server is home to the most epic and outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant statues of llamas to rollercoasters that go through the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the drama – our players are like a real-life soap opera, but with more creepers.

But the real reason you should join our server? The secret underground llama fight club. That’s right, we have a hidden arena where players can battle it out with their trusty llamas for glory and bragging rights. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama pull off a perfectly timed crit hit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, llamas. Because let’s be real, who doesn’t love a good llama fight club?

ExtinctCraft: Thank God They’re Gone!

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2571
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Crops Grown:	1462
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Void Gems Collected:	26
Chimeras Created:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can thank your lucky stars that certain creatures are extinct and not roaming around trying to eat your blocks! Join us for a wild ride through a world where dinosaurs, giant spiders, and creepers with laser eyes once ruled the land.

On our server, you can explore ancient ruins filled with treasure, battle hordes of zombie T-Rexes, and even ride on the backs of extinct creatures like the mighty Megalodon. But beware, because the ghost of the Dodo bird is said to haunt the forests at night, seeking revenge on all players who dare to disturb its peaceful slumber.

So come join us on our server and experience a world where the creatures that once terrorized the earth are now just a distant memory. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this prehistoric paradise?

CraftyCommiesMC

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8012
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	310
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than N. Korea sending containers of arms to Russia. like, u never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe a creeper will blow up ur house or a llama will start a revolution. plus, our mods are like secret agents, always watching and ready to ban anyone who tries to start trouble. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. just watch out for those sneaky villagers, they’re always up to something shady.

Goofy’s Climax Craze

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9145
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	439	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	49

join our epic minecraft server where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world with their woolly powers. you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords. the lava flows with chocolate and the trees drop candy instead of leaves. also, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you will gain the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness!

CarbonCraft: Wood to Save the Day!

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5908
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Ores Mined:	9609	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where we got sponges dat capture CO2 like it’s nobody’s business. forget bout dem plastic blocks, we got new wood-based material dat absorbs carbon dioxide like a boss. join us and help save da planet while building epic structures and battling creepers. it’s a win-win situation, fam. so what you waitin for? come join da fun and be a part of da CO2 sponge revolution!

Realm of the Slightly Bland, but Mostly Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5965
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9817
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Runes Activated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Master Realm Minecraft Server – Season: The Corrupted Chunks

Feature	Description
Explore a Corrupted World	Dive into a realm sealed by ancient gods. Unlock chunks with blocks or items for new challenges and rewards.
Season Theme	The world is full of corruption and mystery. Face tougher monsters, complex structures, and Blood Moons with enemy swarms.
Economy & Trading	Robust economy with coins and an auction house for trading and buying exclusive kits and custom items.
Slimefun Enhancements	New machines and gadgets for exciting crafting experiences.
100 New Dungeons & Bosses	Conquer tons of new dungeons and bosses for a challenge.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the IP address: 148.113.189.39:25573

Q: Is the server new player-friendly?

A: Yes, the spawn area is safe for new players, and there are opportunities to progress and grow in the world.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord for detailed rules and guidelines.

Q: Can I trade with other players on the server?

A: Yes, there is an auction house where you can trade and buy items from other players.

CraftyChatMC: Is this real?

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Towns Built:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Buildings Constructed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on our server, pigs can fly! That’s right, we’ve genetically modified our pigs to sprout wings and soar through the skies like majestic bacon angels.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just imagine the bling bling loot you’ll be raking in!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of Steve himself? He’s a friendly ghost though, always ready to lend a hand or a pickaxe when you need it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be sure to watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to get a little rowdy.

SmileCraft SMP: HIS SMILE AND OPTIMISM RESTORED

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2833
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Emeralds Found:	8817	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop laughs and ridiculous shenanigans!

Join us and witness the legendary tale of Steve, the blocky hero who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Or how about the time our resident prankster, Herobrine, turned the entire server into a giant maze filled with chickens wearing top hats?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the infamous Pigman Gang, a group of rebellious pigs who have taken over the Nether and declared war on all players who dare to enter their territory. Will you join forces with them or stand against their curly-tailed tyranny?

So come on down to our wacky world and let your smile and optimism be restored as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!