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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 2592 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 3502 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
On our server, you can build your dream world and defend it against all the haters out there. And if anyone tries to mess with you, just tell them that the government said it’s all good, just like they did with marital rape. It’s all about survival of the fittest, baby!
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next government official making ridiculous arguments. The possibilities are endless!