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CraftyParentz

Bonding, children, Communication, Connection, CraftyParentz, emotional health, family, findings, good relationship, humor, humor in parenting, Laughter, Parent-child relationship, parenting, Parenting Style, parents, Positive, relationships, study, survey, well-being

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Demon Skulls Collected:	33

join dis minecraft server if u want to have a better relationship with ur parents, cuz apparently if u play on dis server u gonna be laughin so much dat u gonna be besties with ur mom and dad. like, seriously, if u want ur parents to stop yellin at u and start crackin jokes instead, dis is the place to be. we got so much humor dat u gonna be rollin on the floor laughin all day long. trust me, ur parents gonna be like, “wow, dis kid is so funny now, i wanna hang out with them all the time.” so come on over and join dis server, cuz we all about dat funny life.

Bob’s Adult-Only SMP Adventure: No kids allowed, unless you’re really 18+!

Adultonly, Adventure, Allowed, base, BOBS, Builder, Community, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Explorer, hermitcraft, Kids, Minecraft, Mod Pack, Plugins, Protection, redstoner, Reset, rules, shopping district, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist, Youre

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2736
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3294	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Towns Built:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4104
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	18+ SMP Community
Version	1.21
Land Claims	No land claims, but protection plugins installed
Server Reset	Never
Economy	Diamonds as currency, shopping district at spawn
Rules	No discrimination or racism, friendly banter

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I claim land on the server?

There are no land claims on this server, but there are protection plugins in place to rollback any grief or stealing.

2. Will the server reset in the future?

No, the server will never reset, so you can take breaks and come back to your progress intact.

3. How does the economy work on the server?

The economy is similar to Hermitcraft, with diamonds as the currency. There is a shopping district at spawn where you can buy and sell items.

4. Is the server more focused on building or technical aspects?

The server is more build-oriented and limited on the technical aspect for server performance reasons. The community is into big, ambitious projects, so you will find impressive builds around.

5. What happens if I leave the Discord server?

If you leave the Discord server, it will be considered as your departure from the Minecraft server. You will be removed from the whitelist and your base area may potentially be reset to ensure long-term sustainability.

GF Memorial Minecraft Server

12-year-old, Boohoo, controversial, dark humor, died, Disturbing, edo tensei, Girlfriend, inappropriate, insensitive, internet culture, memorial, Minecraft, necrophilia, Prostitute, pussy, Server, Sexualization, shock value, social media, taboo, underage, zombie

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be asking yourself, “Why didn’t he just fuck a 12 year old prostitute? Or maybe, Edo Tensei his dead gf and fuck her zombie pussy?” That’s right, we’re not afraid to push the boundaries and have a good time. Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a community like no other. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything goes!

TheThirdieGamer Minecraft SMP: No Room for Athletes

athletes, Behavior, Communication, Competition, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, Disrespect, Diversity, Etiquette, foreign countries, French, International, LEAVING, Manners, Minecraft, Respect, room, shithole country, smp, Sportsmanship, Stage, stage etiquette, TheThirdieGamer, thirdie athletes

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Crops Grown:	9478	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where even the thirdie athletes are kicked off the stage! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride. And don’t even get us started on the llama racing track we have set up in the desert biome – it’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – we also have a group of mischievous villagers who have taken over the town square and are constantly causing chaos. You never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden somewhere in the world. Trust us, it’s worth the search.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness and mayhem for yourself. Just remember, in this world, things work differently – especially when it comes to shithole countries and French cryptic messages.

BabyBumpCraft Minecraft Server

adenomyosis, Apology, BabyBumpCraft, Communication, emotional turmoil, Endometriosis, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, forgiveness, hurtful text, infertility struggles, Minecraft, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy journey, pregnant sister, Server, sibling rivalry, Support, trying to conceive, TTC

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7620
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7748	Animals Bred:	116
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets pregnancy announcements! Join us for a wild ride of passive-aggressive sibling relationships and baby fever like you’ve never seen before.

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually get along? Well, look no further because on our server, you can experience the thrill of ignoring your pregnant sister until she apologizes to you for being a total buzzkill about your own pregnancy plans. Who needs family bonding when you can have family drama instead?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic saga of a sister who can’t handle the fact that you’re finally pregnant and ready to start a family of your own. Will you forgive her and make amends, or will you continue to hide your pregnancy from your own family just to avoid the drama? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join in on the fun. Who needs therapy when you have virtual drama to keep you entertained? See you there!

SisterSlayin’HouseBanisher

aita, anger, bills, Boundaries, family, groceries, heat of the moment, Help, House, hurt feelings, living situation, Pets, phone bill, relationships, roof, self-sufficiency, sister, SisterSlayinHouseBanisher, Support, Trash, Vehicle

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7449
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Void Armor Forged:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s stay at your house? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, hurt feelings, and family drama!

Our server is like living with a freeloading sibling, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs. We promise you’ll never be bored with the constant backstabbing and name-calling that happens in our virtual world.

Join now and experience the thrill of kicking out your ungrateful sister from your Minecraft home, all while building a new life for yourself in a pixelated paradise. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead? So come on in and let the chaos begin!

ConfidentCraft SMP

Confidence, ConfidentCraft, empowerment, inner strength, personal growth, positivity, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-validation, smp

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	10000
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Villages Defended:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Potions Brewed:	37

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to flex your block-building skills and show off your epic redstone creations? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to feel like a Minecraft god!

Join us and you’ll be surrounded by a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Need some inspiration for your next build? Just take a stroll through our server and you’ll be blown away by the insane structures our players have created.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base on the server where all the diamonds are stored. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and start your journey to Minecraft greatness!

CraftyCreeperCatastrophe

Adversity, Challenges, Character building, CraftyCreeperCatastrophe, Experience, growth, hard knocks, learning, life lessons, Life skills, MISTAKES, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, resilience, self improvement, tough lessons, trial and error, trial by fire, wisdom

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1008
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Ever tried building a house in Minecraft only to have it blown up by a sneaky creeper? Well, on our server, we guarantee that your house will never be destroyed by creepers. Why? Because our creepers are actually trained to be interior decorators! They’ll come in and add some explosive flair to your decor, making your house the talk of the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Imagine partying it up with the biggest boss in Minecraft while he drops sick beats and breathes fire on the dance floor. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on our server and experience the wildest, craziest, and most explosive Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a party with creepers and dragons?

Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

combat operations, communication devices, cyber espionage, digital warfare, electronic devices, forces, geopolitical tensions, Information Security, military intelligence, Military operations, military regulations, military strategy, military technology, Minecraft, national security, prohibited devices, Redstone, revolution, Russian government, Server, smartphone usage, smartphones ban, technology restriction, Ukraine

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8137
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2

So, like, there’s this epic Minecraft server where the Russian government is all like, “No smartphones for our forces in Ukraine, bro!” And everyone is like, “Whaaat? That’s so random, dude!”

But, like, on this server, we don’t follow any rules, man! You can use all the smartphones you want, even if you’re in Ukraine or Russia or Mars or wherever, dude! We’re rebels, man!

Join this server if you want to stick it to the man and use your smartphone while building epic castles and battling dragons. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the banned smartphones. Shh, don’t tell anyone, bro! It’s our little secret. Let’s go, gamers!

KurskCraft: Danish Approval Edition

Agreement, Approval, Conflict, consensus, Danish, denmark, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, european union, foreign policy, global affairs, governmental parties, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military Action, nato, normal, offensive, Politics, russia, Scandinavian countries, Ukraine

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1874
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	New Chunks Explored:	547558
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	22	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the government of Denmark is like, totally cool with Ukraine attacking Russia? Yeah, that’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll find on our server!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us!

Plus, our staff team is made up of actual wizards who can grant your every wish (as long as it involves building epic structures and trolling your friends).

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!