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Fuwawa’s Ruffian-Proof Minecraft Server: ‘HOEH??!!’

Anime, comedy, confusion, disbelief, exclamation, funny, fuwawa, Fuwawa’s, help me, Hoeh, humor, INSIDE ME, internet culture, Manga, meme, Minecraft, NEVER FIT, reaction, RuffianProof, ruffians, Server, that thing, viral

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5212
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ores Mined:	9526
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	66

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where anything is possible! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious moments.

Ever wanted to see a GIGANTIC chicken try to fit inside a player’s character? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Our players are always coming up with the most outrageous challenges and stunts, making every day a new and exciting experience.

And don’t worry, if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation like the one mentioned above, our community of RUFFIANS will always have your back. They’re always ready to lend a hand or a sword, whatever the situation calls for!

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Weird Life Minecraft Server

Introvert, ISOLATED, lack of social experiences, lack of social life, lack of social skills, Life, limited social circle, Loneliness, Minecraft, minimal social activities, minimal social interactions, minimal social outings, non-traditional lifestyle, Outsider, Server, social anxiety, solitary lifestyle, unconventional habits, unconventional hobbies, unconventional lifestyle, unique experiences, weird, Weird Life

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mines Excavated:	3684
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	195
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Crops Grown:	6685
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’ll make all those missed experiences seem like a distant memory! We’ve got more excitement than a high school cafeteria food fight, more activities than any extracurricular club, and more friends than you can shake a stick at (literally, because we have stick-shaking contests every Tuesday).

Forget about going to restaurants, bars, or movies – on our server, the only thing on the menu is adventure! Travel to exotic lands, party like there’s no tomorrow, and find love in the most unexpected places (hint: it might involve a creeper).

So put down that textbook, log off those forums, and join us for the time of your life. Who needs real life experiences when you can have all the fun and excitement of Minecraft right at your fingertips? See you in the game, where the only drugs you’ll need are the ones that make you see pink sheep!

The Solution to 4B Minecraft SMP

BDSM, chastity, control, denial, DOMINANCE, Domination, female denial, female domination, Female Rage, female supremacy, femdom, fetish, gooning, kink, max capacity, Minecraft, power play, RAGE, role reversal, smp, solution, Submission, Women empowerment

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7120
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Crops Grown:	1933
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Are you tired of playing nice with the ladies on other Minecraft servers? Join our server and show them who’s boss! We encourage players to dominate and fetishize the denial and rage of female players, so you can goon to the max capacity. It’s a wild ride full of chaos and hilarity, so come join us if you’re ready to show those women who’s really in charge in the world of Minecraft!

Orb – Earth Movement – Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, anime fans, Chikyuu no Undou ni Tsuite, defiance, Earth, FANTASY, heretics, japanese, Mecha, Minecraft, movement, nonconformity, Orb, Rebellion, rebellion against authority, resistance, revolution, Sci Fi, Server, societal norms, SUBS, underground movement

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1202
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Buildings Constructed:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Farms Harvested:	733	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to give you the power of flight and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep at will.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas armed with laser beams. That’s right, laser beam llamas.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community around. And remember, on our server, we don’t ban players – we simply send them to the Nether realm to mine for diamonds for all eternity. Cheers!

/SMP/ – Minecraft Slutposting General

Country, desuarchive, draw, Edition, general, Housewife’s Bull Edition, migrants, Minecraft, Previous thread, Proactive, question.., Refugees, Senran Kagura, senran related, Shinobi, shinobi school, sksg, Slutposting, smp, Thread, Trash, Welcoming, Write

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7452
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Towns Built:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ores Mined:	9556
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to the Housewife’s Bull Edition Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories. From building giant phallic structures to starting wars over who stole whose diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on the Housewife’s Bull Edition SMP.

But that’s not all! We have a special event every week where players must dress up as their favorite senran character and participate in a battle royale to see who will be crowned the ultimate shinobi. Trust us, things get heated (literally, because we set the arena on fire).

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to lose all sense of sanity and dignity along the way. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PARWORLD Griefersky 1.16.5-1.20 Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.20, Account.., banner, description, Donations, GIF, Grief, Griefersky, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, PARWORLD, Pirate, Private, Russian, Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7983
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Ores Mined:	9292	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Love Letters Sent:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

The owner of the server “PARWORLD Grifersky 1.16.5-1.20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

parworld.run.place

Blocky Missouri Minecraft Server

blocky, DIRTY, long tail, Midwest, Midwest babe, Midwest girl, Midwest seductress, Midwest slut, Midwest temptress, Midwest vixen, Midwest woman, Minecraft, Missouri, Missouri slut, Naughty, promiscuity, promiscuous, Provocative, scandalous, seductive, Server, slut, taboo

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7094
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Star Shards Collected:	191
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Welcome to the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the creepers are as wild as the players! Join us for a crazy ride through pixelated madness and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever seen in a blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen twerking to dubstep music. Only the bravest and craziest players dare to enter and claim the treasure for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Missouri slut herself, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank and troll. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat her in a dance-off, she’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So come join us on the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Kidnapped by Steve in Minecraft SMP

Accountability, consequences, criminal behavior, criminal charges, criminal justice, Employee, employee behavior, employment termination, Ethics, HR, investigation, Justice, Kidnapped, KIDNAPPING, legal action, Minecraft, misconduct, misconduct allegations, rape, smp, steve, Workplace, workplace harassment, workplace safety

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including kidnapping and raping the miz by one of our employees! But don’t worry, our other employee did absolutely nothing about it because, well, who has time for that when there are diamonds to mine and creepers to avoid?

Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decision-making and absurd situations. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to get caught up in a scandalous plot twist! So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos of our unpredictable server. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of blocky adventures!

Crafty Cunts Minecraft Server

american culture, Americunts, baked goods, bakeries, Bread, capeshit, Clapping, Crafty, cunts, flour, Kids, Minecraft, morning routine, patriotism, pledge of allegiance, Reciting, salt, School, Server, Sugar, sugar-free bread, Theatres, tradition, Yeast

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7572
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1447	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to recite the pledge of allegiance every morning, because let’s be real, who even knows all the words anyway? Just focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers!
Forget clapping in theatres for capeshit, on our server, you’ll be applauded every time you mine a diamond or defeat the Ender Dragon. Who needs superhero movies when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft world?
Tired of boring bakeries selling basic bread? Join our server where our bakeries serve up the craziest creations like TNT-shaped loaves and creeper cupcakes. Sugar? Who needs it when you have the sweet taste of victory in every bite!

Limitao Gets Injured Minecraft SMP

30 minutes, clean sheet, Defense, football, Game, injured, injury, injury update, la liga, Limitao, Madrid, match, Minecraft, player, Problem, real madrid, smp, Soccer, sports, sports news, subbed off, substitution, TEAM

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1000
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP where even the mobs are getting injured left and right! Our players are so hardcore that they have to be subbed off after just 30 minutes of gameplay. But don’t worry, our base defense is so strong that we keep a clean sheet for the first time in 5 games. Who knew that limitao was the problem all along? Come join us for some insane Minecraft action and see if you can survive the chaos!

Vivi’s Minecraft Server: Me, Myself, and Vivi

cute, demure, introspection, Minecraft, personality traits, self appreciation, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-realization, self-understanding, Server, Similarities, vivi, Vivis

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4845
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual party hosted by Vivi herself! She’s basically the queen of the server, and her cuteness and demure nature will make you feel right at home. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a dance party or two (virtual dance moves only, of course). So why join our server? Because Vivi said so, and who are we to argue with the queen?