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FiredCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1348
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	340
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Votes:	3262	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Have you ever seen someone get fired faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be fired up with excitement from the moment you join! Our staff are like TNT – ready to explode with helpfulness and fun at any moment.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world, only to have it destroyed by a mischievous group of chickens armed with pickaxes. Or test your survival skills against a horde of zombie villagers who have taken over the local village and are demanding taxes in the form of diamonds.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until you cry, look no further! Join us today and see just how fast you can get fired up in the best way possible.

TrashyParentCraft

bad example, Bad Influence, bad parenting, Careless, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Dysfunctional family, immature, Inappropriate Behavior, irresponsible, lack of boundaries, lack of discipline, low standards, negative influence, neglect, neglectful, poor role model, questionable choices, trashy parent, TrashyParentCraft, unruly children

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	402	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you rare items for a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco sheep party where the sheep are literally on fire!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world? Don’t be a trashy parent, come join the fun today!

AzovArmoryCraft

ARMS, Azov, AzovArmoryCraft, Ban, Conflict, controversial, decision, Defense, eastern europe, embargo, foreign policy, international relations, Lifts, Military, Political, sanctions, Supply, Ukraine, US, weapon supply, weapons

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7350
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7292

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard the news? The US just lifted the ban on weapon supply to Azov! And you know what that means? It’s time to join our Minecraft server for some EPIC battles and crazy adventures!

Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken, wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers! That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server. We’ve got custom weapons, insane mods, and a community of players who are ready to take on any challenge.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, guarded by a dragon the size of a skyscraper. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to conquer this ultimate challenge and claim the treasure that lies within.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary warrior of Azov!

TickTockCraft

analog clock, clock, clock design, clock function, clock mechanism, clock movement, clock parts, hour hand, minute hand, second hand, third hand, TickTockCraft, Time, time measurement, timekeeping, timepiece, timepiece components, timepiece design, timepiece function, timepiece mechanism, watch

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8879
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a disco ball at a rave.

we got a secret underground base where the creepers throw wild parties and the skeletons breakdance. u gotta bring your own glowsticks tho.

our lava pits are actually hot tubs for the zombies, they love chillin’ in there and gossiping about the skeletons’ fashion choices.

oh, and did i mention we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of redstone? it goes so fast, it’ll make your head spin like a record, baby.

so come on down to our minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch, but hey, that just adds to the fun).

NikBokcCraft Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, competitive, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, NikBokcCraft, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7653
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Ores Mined:	7415
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

The owner of the NikBokcCraft server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

135.181.237.49:25881

CuckCraft Minecraft Server

controversial topics, CuckCraft, cucked, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, identity politics, INEQUALITY, Minecraft, Political Correctness, political discourse, Privilege, race relations, racism, Server, social commentary, social justice, societal issues, Stereotypes, white culture, white people, White Supremacy, Whites

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2028
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic adventures and the dankest memes around!

Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!

We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.

So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!

”Crafty Millennials Minecraft Server”

000 in bitcoin, 000 in the bank, 150, 30, Crafty, ethereum, Financial Advice, financial crisis, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial stress, future planning, Investments, late 20s, millennial finance, Millennials, Minecraft, money management, personal finance, retirement account, savings, Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3556
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	683	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Potions Brewed:	196
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Are you feeling financially screwed like a creeper exploding in your face? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can mine your way to riches faster than a diamond pickaxe! Join us and watch your virtual bank account grow faster than a stack of emeralds. With our virtual economy, you’ll be rolling in virtual dough in no time! So come join us and turn those virtual coins into real-life riches… or at least enough to buy a new pickaxe.

PupCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, disagreement, dog, Exercise, fear, Marriage, medication, mental health, Minecraft, Newfoundland, pet ownership, ptsd, PupCraft, puppy, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, service dog, stranger, support animal, Therapy, Trust, vacation

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2684
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Villages Defended:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring vacations with your spouse? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind, just like M36 left his wife behind to take care of his beloved dog! Our server is so addictive, it’s better than any antidepressant out there. Lose weight, lower your blood pressure, and say goodbye to nightmares – all while playing Minecraft!

Just like M36, you’ll find a new lease on life on our server. Train your virtual dog, go on virtual walks, and attend virtual group classes for dog training. Who needs a real service dog when you have a pixelated one in Minecraft?

Don’t be a serious POS like M36 – join our server and never have to choose between a vacation and your virtual dog again. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any crazy uncles or strangers trying to take care of your beloved Minecraft pets. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

StepMomSuxInheritanceLOL

abandonment, alcoholism, Allowance, budgeting, Communication, dementia, destitute, family, family photos, Financial, Grief, Inheritance, inheritance split, mementos, MONEY, monogrammed cufflinks, possessions, relationship, social security benefits, StepMomSuxInheritanceLOL, stepmother

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3985
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
New Chunks Explored:	513878	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Looking for a place to build your dream castle without any stepmothers asking for a monthly allowance? Look no further!

Join our server and leave all your family drama behind. No more worrying about alcoholic dads, irresponsible stepmothers, or lost inheritances. Here, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the coolest pixelated mansion and defeat the Ender Dragon!

Don’t let your family issues get in the way of your gaming experience. Join us now and let’s create some epic memories together, without any monogrammed cufflinks involved!

FoodFight Minecraft Server

Argument, BELIEF, controversial, conviction, cuisine, Culinary, culinary debate, debate, die on, dish, Favorite, Food, FoodFight, foodie, HILL, Meal, Minecraft, opinion, passionate, Preference, Server, strong opinion, Taste

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Are you ready to defend your favorite food like your life depends on it? Well, on our Minecraft server, we take food opinions to a whole new level! Join us if you’re ready to battle it out over whether pineapple belongs on pizza or if ketchup should go on mac and cheese (spoiler alert: it shouldn’t). We’ve had epic food fights that would put any food critic to shame. So come join us and show us what food opinion hill you’re willing to die on – just make sure to bring your appetite for adventure!