Thanksgiving Minecraft Servers

Thanksgiving

  • TurkeyCraft DishDrama

    TurkeyCraft DishDrama

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be the only one doing the dishes? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the only one expected to help out again. Our community is all about sharing the load, whether it’s fighting off creepers or washing dishes in the virtual world.

    Plus, we have a special event every year where we reenact the Canadian Thanksgiving feast, complete with passive aggressive step-grandmas and bland food that you’ll have to pretend to enjoy. But hey, at least you won’t be the only one stuck doing the dishes afterwards!

    So come join us for a hilarious and slightly dysfunctional Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual hot tub to relax in while everyone else is stuck scrubbing plates. It’s a wild ride, but definitely worth it for the laughs and memories.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NewMomNoGoZone

    NewMomNoGoZone

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! If you’re tired of messy houses and unswept floors, then this is the server for you. Our server is so clean, even the pixels sparkle!

    Join us for some virtual germaphobe-friendly fun, where you can build your dream house without a speck of dirt in sight. No dirty toilets or unswept floors here, only pristine blocks waiting for your creative touch.

    Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come hang out with us and escape to a world where everything is spotless and organized. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a clean and tidy virtual world to explore?

    So come on over to our server and leave your contamination attacks at the door. We promise you won’t find a single dirty dish or unmade bed in sight. Join us now and experience the cleanest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HoliDaze SMP: What’s ur fave?

    HoliDaze SMP: What’s ur fave?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old holidays like Christmas and Halloween? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate National Potato Day every day! That’s right, every day is a potato party on our server. Join us for some spud-tacular fun and potato-themed shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the tuber madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • VeggieVeto Thanksgiving

    VeggieVeto Thanksgiving

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in freedom of food choices and not forcing our vegan beliefs on others! Join us for a wild ride filled with turkey-loving adventures and non-stop drama.

    Imagine a world where the main dish is always turkey, and the only vegan options are virtual ones. Our server is a safe haven for meat lovers and a nightmare for militant vegans. Will you stand up for your right to eat turkey on Thanksgiving, or will you be swayed by the influencer vegans trying to convert you?

    Embark on quests to find the perfect turkey recipe, build a virtual steakhouse, or even start a virtual farm to raise your own turkeys. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and enjoy your virtual meals guilt-free.

    Join us now and show Mark and Pam that turkey will always reign supreme, even in the virtual world. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual food fight with them over the last piece of turkey on Thanksgiving!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoDrunkTurkeyDay

    NoDrunkTurkeyDay

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the drunken Thanksgiving disasters and passive-aggressive texts from your mom.

    On our server, you can build a virtual world free from nagging and berating, where the only shots fired are from your bow and arrow. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to mining, crafting, and exploring with fellow players who won’t judge you for wanting a sober Thanksgiving.

    So come join us and leave the real world behind. Build your own paradise and let your creativity run wild, without any unwanted drunken BBQ invites. Trust us, this server is a lot more fun than dealing with your mom’s alcohol-fueled antics. Let’s craft away the drama together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

    BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server you’ll ever encounter!

    Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the server and are demanding all the diamonds as tribute. Will you be able to defeat them and reclaim your precious resources?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the wildest parties every Saturday night. Get your groove on with these funky animals and show off your best dance moves!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this legendary loot?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • VacayVillaCraft

    VacayVillaCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of sharing a bathroom with 4 people on your vacation? Do you want to avoid the awkwardness of accidentally walking in on someone while they’re doing their business? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft server offers you the luxury of having your own virtual bathroom all to yourself!

    Join our server and experience the ultimate in accommodation comfort, where you can build your own mansion with as many bathrooms as you desire. No need to worry about increasing Airbnb costs or sharing a bathroom with strangers – on our server, the only thing you’ll be sharing is the laughter and fun with our friendly community of players.

    So say goodbye to awkward bathroom encounters and hello to a stress-free vacation on our Minecraft server. Join now and start building your dream bathroom today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TurkeyTales Minecraft Server

    TurkeyTales Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a family Thanksgiving dinner with 53 people? Look no further! Our server is like trying to plan a menu for a family with every dietary restriction under the sun – from kosher to keto to vegan, we’ve got it all!

    Join us and experience the drama of trying to please everyone, just like dealing with that one picky kid who only eats dino nuggets. And if you’re a turkey lover, don’t worry – we’ve got a special surprise for you, courtesy of our very own BIL who will be cooking a turkey just for you!

    So if you’re ready for a server that’s more intense than a family argument over who gets the last piece of pie, come join us! Just be prepared for some passive-aggressive texts and maybe even a call from your mom telling you to be more mature. It’s all part of the fun on our server – are you ready to join the madness?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TurkeyCraft or RoomieRage

    TurkeyCraft or RoomieRage

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama ruining your holidays? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what block to build with next!

    On our server, you can cook as many virtual turkeys as you want without your mom stealing your thunder. Plus, if you have ADHD, no worries! Your blocks won’t run away from you like your thoughts do.

    Join us and build a world where you’re the master chef of your own destiny. No more Thanksgiving meltdowns, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MomCraft: Grandchild Gratitude

    MomCraft: Grandchild Gratitude

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your beliefs? Look no further! Join our server for a truly divine experience that will have you thanking Notch for blessing you with the opportunity to play.

    Just like how my mom constantly thanks God for everything, you’ll be thanking Notch for the amazing gameplay, the miraculous builds, and the blessings of diamonds and rare loot. Who needs real-life blessings when you have a diamond sword in hand, are we right?

    And just like how my mom erases my role in my child’s life with her constant religious comments, you can erase your enemies on our server with epic PvP battles. Show them who the real blessing is by dominating the competition and proving that you are the chosen one in this Minecraft world.

    So come join us on the server where God may not be the one pushing out updates, but Notch sure is, and that’s all the blessing you need. Who needs sleep when you can be building, mining, and crafting 24/7? Join now and let the power of Notch guide you to victory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP